check out the tripe that was just shoveled into my inbox..

[usmcocc181]

NO2 - The True Story



NO2 was created by the same man who introduced creatine to the market in 1993 - Ed Byrd, co-founder of EAS™ and now president of Medical Research Institute - MRI™.

NO2 is a truely unique dietary supplement of controlled release arginine alpha ketoglutarate (AAKG). In healthly individuals, NO2 will deliver the following benefits:

extraordinary muscle pump
increased workout capacity
increased thermogenisis
repartitioning of body mass
completely prevents hangovers from excessive alcohol consumption
The key to success for NO2 and AAKG is PHyer3, exclusive to NO2. With PHyer3 AAKG is released slowly in the blood stream for a period of 4 hours or more. This is vital since AAKG can only produce these benefits when introduced into the blood stream in a controlled release manner.

NO2 has created a revolutionary new category of muscle-builders and
muscle-enhancers known as 'cell-signaling hemodilators.'

Through mediation of the "signaling-molecule" nitric oxide (NO), NO2 induces powerful hemodilation and creates dramatic increases in muscle size, strength, endurance, power output, and load capacity.

Nitric oxide is the muscle's "cell-signaling" molecule responsible for blood flow (hemodilation), oxygen delivery, glucose uptake, muscle velocity, power output, and muscle growth.

In addition, NO2's sustained hemodilation (continuous and amplified blood-surge to the skeletal muscles) generates a perpetual pump.

Hemodilation means a widening of the blood channels leading to skeletal muscles through the mechanism of "amplified" blood flow.

The word 'Hemodilation' comes from combining 'Hemo' [from the Greek word 'haima' meaning blood] and 'Dilator' [from the Latin word 'dilatare' meaning to widen]. The measure of the widening of the blood canals is calculated by the "dilation differential™" - known as d-delta™.

No other supplement or substance can create nitric oxide levels in skeletal muscle. No other supplement or substance can "sustain" levels of nitric oxide in skeletal muscle. No other supplement or substance can generate a continual and amplified blood-surge (hemodilation) to the skeletal muscles.

Until the creation of NO2's extended-release delivery system (pHyser3), generating and maintaining nitric oxide levels was impossible. The human body's pH factor literally "dissolved" any agent or substance that could help generate nitric oxide inside the body. Now, with NO2's pH-corrected, body-compatible delivery system, pHyser3, the human body is able to not only "accept" the nitric oxide delivery agent, but also sustain levels of nitric oxide in the muscles throughout the entire day.

Now athletes and bodybuilders can finally get all the powerful benefits of hemodilation - all day long. Including faster gains in muscle mass, increased strength and endurance, and the creation of the "Perpetual Pump."

Hemodilation is initiated by nitric oxide synthesis. Nitric oxide is the
"cell-signaling" molecule responsible for blood flow, oxygen delivery, glucose uptake, muscle velocity, power output, and gene-expression, or muscle growth. By sustaining nitric oxide levels in the skeletal muscles, NO2 generates its sustained hemodilation. The channels that deliver muscle building agents to the muscle cells become "forced open" and remain that way throughout the day. The results are faster gains in lean mass, greater strength, increased endurance, complete full-body muscle recovery, and a "perpetual pump."

Your probably wondering when would I see Results?

The first result most bodybuilders see (in 5-7 days) is the "perpetual pump."

Literally, the "perpetual pump" is a massive rock-hard pump that does not go away. Unlike the exercise-induced pump that quickly fades with time, the "perpetual pump" is virtually permanent.

Then, 2-3 days after the appearance of the "perpetual pump" you'll start noticing increases in strength and endurance. At the same time, you'll see increases in size in all your skeletal muscles.

Or if NO2 is right for me?

Ask yourself these simple questions:

• Am I happy with my current muscle gains?
• Would I like to get the great-looking pump I get after an intense workout, and keep it all day long?
• Would I like to add more reps and more sets to every workout?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, NO2 is the perfect answer for you.

That's because NO2 gives you continuous gains in lean mass by triggering forced-growth muscle-signaling action, NO2 gives you a perpetual pump through its powerful hemodilating effects, NO2 gives you greater strength by accelerating your fast-twitch muscle strength, NO2 ensures you get a complete full-body muscle recovery, and NO2 gives you far better workouts by increasing your Endurance Index (EI).


is this all bull****?

[yklyachkin]

Nitric Oxide (NO2) is a very effective vasodilator which gave rise to Viagra and Propecia. In the body, it serves as a chemical messenger with a wide range of functions. It acts as a neurotransmitter and is necessary for penile erection. It affects blood pressure and is produced by macrophages in the immune system to help defend against infection and cancer. Despite its usefulness, nitric oxide can have a toxic effect on body cells and has been implicated in Huntington's disease and Alzheimer's disease. I don't know how this supplement would raise NO2 levels in skeletal muscle but anywhere else... i don't know enough about this... just thought i'd post some info on Nitric Oxide.

[Dante B.]

If you are referring to your PM box, then tell me who the sender was (it should state that on the left).

[usmcocc181]

It was actually my hotmail inbox, sorry about that. it was not a pm. i just fukkin hate spam and it makes me want to get violent. I have no idea which frickin site nabbed my e mail addy and sold it to them or if they robbed it, but i am pretty hot about it. I replied to this clown and told him to shove a cheddar cheese log up his ass.

It was sent from "Mike Maine" <webmaster@fitnessfirstusa.com>

[usmcocc181]

here is his e mail addy: webmaster @ f i t n e s s f i r s t u s a . c o m


send spammers **** like this, they love it.


"dear mike,

Step 1) go to safeway, krogers, fred meyers, albertsons or any grocery store.
Step 2) proceed to the dairy section of the store
Step 3) pick up the largest cheddar cheese log you can find
Step 4) pay for the log and go home.
Step 5) once inside your house, pull down your trousers and ram the cheese log up your anus.
Step 6) repeat step 5 over and over with varying speeds and force
Step 7) bugger off and do not spam me anymore.

Love,
Your mom."

[Todd]

I like saying this better:
Dear son,
I just had the best sex in my life, damn Todd is a lot better than your father ever was!

Love,
Your Mom.

[usmcocc181]

lol...u got me.

[supnut]

The word 'Hemodilation' comes from combining 'homo' [from the Greek word 'homo' meaning gay] and 'Dilator' [from the Latin word 'assisus tearuptorus' meaning to widen]. The measure of the widening of the canal is calculated by the "dilation differential™" - known as cock-delta™.


Do I belive Arginine has a potential in increase blood flow?
sure do

Do I belive they can make it give you a perpetual pump?
hell no

Will I buy it?

No, but i may read the ingedients, and try to figure out how to make it at home, at which point I will show my methods to the bodybuidling world large and wait for EAS's stock to plumet, then I will buy up several thoughsand shares and wait for Musle-**** to buy them up renaming the product No-Tech and causeing a short term rise in stock price at which point I will sell my stock and explain that No-tech is NO2. Repeat whole process on impact nutrition when they buy it and call it no-impact and then finally on VPX when they come out with 2POX-V

I will then use the furtune I have made to start a supplement company which sells stuff that actually works and lets you customize any mixture of ingredients you want to.

[Dante B.]

Originally posted by supnut
I will then use the furtune I have made to start a supplement company which sells stuff that actually works and lets you customize any mixture of ingredients you want to.

A Machiavellian at heart!!