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05-03-2007, 05:28 PM
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ahaha my friends little brother got a tetanus shot..hot nurse - story
So me and my friend hung out today and his mom is out of town so it was just me him, his little brother and his dad their hanging out. Well his little brother is 13 and really getting into girls but anyways he had to get a tetanus shot at 2 pm so we all thought it would be funny to tell him he would get the shot in his ass. So ALL day we are subtly reminding playing jokes on him and he believes us and actually thinks thats where hes gonna get the shot.
So we head to the doctors office and wait and we come to find out this HOT nurse that just started (she is like a 9 easily) is going to be giving the shot to him. So at this point we are already anticipating whats going to happen, and he is trying to act all smooth and cool around her, but ended up looking really fidgety and nervous. So finally the time comes and she is like ok well go ahead and get ready for the shot and im gonna go get the needle ready over here.
ahah so she turns around and gets the needle and **** and while she is he starts taking off his pants and underwear, and turns around and bends over the ****in operating chair/thing (at this point we all are tryin to not laugh). So she gets done and slowly turns around and stops and giggles and sais ummm the shot is going to be in your arm sweety, and his face gets all red and she gives him the shot and he was so embarressed he didnt even pull his pants or anything up he tripped over them on the way out then pulled em up.
funniest thing ive seen in a long time all 3 of us were on the floor crying with laughter.
ya so i had to share it with da misc
*cliffs*
friends little brother is getting tetanus shot
me, friend, and friends dad decide to play a joke on him by telling him is getting the shot in his ass.
we get to doctors office and a HOT ASS nurse is going to be him the shot
she turns around to get needles ready
he takes off his clothes and bends over the operating chair
she turns around giggles and tells him the shot is going in his arm
he is so embarressed he forgets to pull his pants back up and trips over them on the way out
I laughed hard
Last edited by EZ-Bar; 05-03-2007 at 05:40 PM.
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05-03-2007, 05:28 PM
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pics or...
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05-03-2007, 05:29 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mtguy8787
pics or...
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negative reputation points
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05-03-2007, 05:36 PM
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what...of his ass?
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05-03-2007, 05:39 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by EZ-Bar
what...of his ass?
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no, the hot nurse, jk. OF COURSE HIS ASS (no homo/pedo)
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05-03-2007, 05:39 PM
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can we get a cliffs for your cliffs
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05-03-2007, 05:41 PM
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^ no
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05-03-2007, 05:43 PM
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Good jobs man!!! I made the LOL sounds when he though that some NEDLE was going in his bum! (no homos)
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05-03-2007, 05:46 PM
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omfg
lmao!!!!!!!!!!!
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05-03-2007, 05:53 PM
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did he at least say piitb
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05-03-2007, 05:53 PM
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05-03-2007, 05:57 PM
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What's the point of this thread if you didnt get pics of nurse on camera phone?
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05-03-2007, 06:06 PM
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you guys are jerk-offs.
haha genious.
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05-03-2007, 06:06 PM
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this would be a funny story if it were entirely true.
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05-03-2007, 06:07 PM
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Quote:
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Good jobs man!!! I made the LOL sounds when he though that some NEDLE was going in his bum! (no homos)
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JUST DOIN MY JAB, lol
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05-03-2007, 06:23 PM
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