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Funny Stuff
There is some funny **** in this relating to the death of the Queen Mother.
The following are actual messages from a message board set up on the
> > internet to honour Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth, the Queen Mother...
> >
> >
> > I think that the Queen Mum and Princess Diana are our very own Twin
Trade
> > Towers. At last we can look the people of New York in the face".
> > L.Ward, Mansfield.
> > ----------------------------------------------------------
> > When Diana died I swore I would never smile again, but eventually I did.
> > Now the Queen Mum has gone I cannot imagine that I will ever smile for
the
> > rest of my life, but I will probably break that one too".
> > A.Christie,Hendon.
> > ----------------------------------------------------------
> > She was one of the old school, all the remaining royals are ****"
> > J.Clement. Grantham.
> > ----------------------------------------------------------
> > "I thought she would never die, she has let us all down very badly"
> > D.Holmes, Somerset.
> > ----------------------------------------------------------
> > She was a trooper and she never gave up. I remember one time she was
> > visiting a school and I asked her if she would like to make a visit to
the
> > cloakroom before she left. 'No' she replied, 'I didn't give in to the
> > Nazis and I won't give in to the bladder'. That's how she was, a
fighter,
> > who refused to be beaten by anything. She pissed herself later though,
it
> > was sickening".
> > B. Forrester, North Yorkshire.
> > ----------------------------------------------------------
> > She was a marvelous woman, and a wonderful lover".
> > L. J.Worthington, Penrith.
> > ----------------------------------------------------------
> > I am absolutely devastated, at least we could have got the day off".
> > S.Wilson, Bristol.
> > ----------------------------------------------------------
> > "How refreshing to be able to mourn the death of a member of the Royal
> > family without being accused of being homosexual".
> > J. Fletcher, High Wycombe.
> > ----------------------------------------------------------
> > Her death should act as a warning to others who think it is cool to
> > experiment with drugs".
> > E. Franks, Cheshire.
> > ----------------------------------------------------------
> > On behalf of all blacks, I send the sincerest condolences".
> > T.Watson, Ilford.
> > ----------------------------------------------------------
> > Perhaps if we automated her old golf buggy it could still drive around
The
> > Mall on its own and bring pleasure to the tourists".
> > Y. Howell, Slough.
> > ----------------------------------------------------------
> > "Once again the Queen is not upset enough for my liking, the woman
should
> > have a bit more compassion, how would she feel if it was her mother?"
> > W.Waugh, Richmond.
> > ----------------------------------------------------------
> > It is such a loss, God has shat on our heads".
> > K. O'Neil, Inverness.
> > ----------------------------------------------------------
> > I am sure the Queen Mum will not let this setback put an end to her
public
> > duties".
> > N. Wallace, Swansea.
> > ----------------------------------------------------------
> > I hold Princess Margaret in no small way responsible for this terrible
> event"
> > E. Thompson, West Lothian.
> > ---------------------------------------------------------
> > Bomb Iraq for us Tony, its the only thing that will make us feel better"
> > P.McGregor, Southampton.
> > ---------------------------------------------------------
> > We must do all we can, send blankets, food parcels, jumpers, anything to
> > help these brave souls who are queuing up to walk past her coffin".
> > R. Thompson, Bath.
> > ---------------------------------------------------------
> > I have been unable to masturbate for five days, and will not do so again
> > until her majesty is buried"
> > E. Gorman, Derbyshire.
> > ---------------------------------------------------------
> > Good God, who is next, Geri Halliwell?".
> > R. Combes, Romford.
> > ---------------------------------------------------------
> > No matter how she felt, no matter the situation, she always wore a
> > smile. Just like a retard"
> > G. Hollins, East Sussex.
> > ----------------------------------------------------------
> > I remember she came to visit us in the East End one time. She was so
> kind,
> > so generous and so sweet. She whispered softly in my ear, 'you know its
> > not true' she said, 'you don't smell of ****'. She was a wondrous
> person".
> > E.Collier, London.
> > ----------------------------------------------------------
> > Whichever way you look at it, it just is not as exciting as Diana".
> > G.Williams, West Midlands.
> > ----------------------------------------------------------
> > She was one of us, and by that I don't mean she perpetrated insurance
> fraud
> > or lied about expense claims. She was like us in a good way.
> > God bless you ma'am".
> > L. Weller, Harlow.
> > ----------------------------------------------------------
> > If only I could get my hands on that fish bone right now, you heartless
> > bastard!"
> > J. Hedges, Cowdenbeath.
> > ----------------------------------------------------------
> > "She had such a difficult life, always battling against adversity and
> > misfortune. Let us hope that if there is a next time round she is given
a
> > life of privilege and comfort"
> > T.D.Wainwright, Hastings.
> > ---------------------------------------------------------
> > As useless in death as she was in life.
> > G.K. Pennyfeather, Hedge End, Wales
>
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