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How to Write a L'il Wayne Verse in 10 Easy Steps
1. Pick a Verb. Preferably a verb about running away from the law or from an assailant. I.E. Duck, Run, Dodge or maybe Stop, Drop or Roll. L'il Wayne LOVES stopping, dropping and rolling. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
2. Connnect the verb to some sort of simile. This is crucial. Every single L'il Wayne line must contain some sort of relatively obvious simile. So maybe you can "duck like Scrooge." "Run like a bloody nose." Or even "Dodge like Kansas." You can do metaphors but try to steer away from doing this too often, lest people think that you are a different ghost-writer. That is bad. Also for bonus points talk about how "sweet" you are. L'il Wayne loves talking about being sweet like a Tahitian Treat or some other delicacy high in sucrose.
3. Mention "Slanging Keys." This is crucial to establish street cred. Don't pay attention to the fact that L'il Wayne's been famous since 12 and the only thing he knows about slangin' is that he speaks with it. After all, if you don't talk drugs how else can you impress the translucent Dairy Queen-white music critics. This way they can also compare you to the Wire. (Just remember to connect all that "slanging keys" talk with a simile).
4. Declare that you are Weezy F. Baby. This will tell listeners who you are. Sure, they probably already know, but adding The "F" in the middle of the name uncertainly adds to Wayne's level of class. It makes him seem like F. Scott Fitzgerald. Exactly like F. Scott Fitzgerald. Whatever you do, don't attempt to ascertain what the "F" stands for. That my friends is a slippery slope. And whatever you do, don't think about what the "F" stands for while looking at a picture of Wayne and Baby making out.
5. Talk about hustling. Music critics love hustling. Presumably, they are devotees to the energetic style of basketball popularized by players like Ben Wallace, Kurt Rambis and Mark Madsen. This will make them feel at home. If there's anything music writers know about, it's hustling.
6. Talk about Baby. Call him your Daddy. Forget the fact that he's not actually your Daddy. Forget the fact that the majority of people that call other men "daddy" are prostitutes. It's unimportant. Mention something that Baby told you. Maybe that he told you that "these is ." Or that he told you to "Turn around and stick out." (Maybe, he was just quoting Sir-Mix-A-Lot.) Ignore the fact that you call a man named "Baby," "Daddy." Let's just chalk that up to being a New Orleans thing.
7. Make some sort of obvious pop culture technology reference. Talk about IPods. Or Myspace. Or gigabytes. Something remotely technological. It will show that Wayne is not completely retarded (just partially) and might have actually read a newspaper once or twice. Which clearly means he is a genius.
8. Talk about how poorly you treat women. Perhaps you can claim how you'll "never love a ." Or how you'll "never give a ho a damn thing." The more misogynistic the better. This will definitely do much to steer people away from those nasty "gay" rumors.
9. Apropos to nothing, make some sort of remark about Hurricane Katrina. No need to bother making it have anything to do with the rest of the verse. After all, never underestimate white liberal guilt. Any sort of name-dropping will make white liberals feel bad and they will forget the fact that Wayne is a multi-millionaire and anoint him the voice of the people. Also, be sure to make wild ridiculous conspiracy theories like claiming that you heard George Bush blew up the levees. The more absurd the better. Go for it.
10. Proclaim yourself the "Greatest Rapper Alive."Forget the Fact that Wayne would be lucky to be included in a list of the Top 20 rappers working right now. Most music critics haven't listened to Hip Hop Made Before 1999 anyway (other than Public Enemy). If you proclaim yourself the greatest, you will be the greatest. Or at least people will be foolish enough to buy this canard.
Now you're On Your Way To Being Cash Money's Newest Ghost-Writer. Fame, Fortune (and anonymity) Await You. Feel free to produce your own little Wayne verse in the comments. Or just send it directly to Cash Money. The Ghostwriting Hotlines are open now!
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Ex. from a few sites
I'm jumpin fences like Seabiscuit, sh!t
The work's heavy, my napsack is petty
Its weezy f. baby young Carter in the greasy Chevy
I used to rob cars, now i cop cars
Kinda like tha PO-LICE
but i smoke weed
And my daddy's wit me
Baby is almost fifty
but they call this ***** baby
cuz his head be shavie'd
Since I works in the kitchen
I got the plasma vision
and about seventy women
cookin coke in the kitchen
I slap them bitches vicious
like Katrina winds
and hit hard like the nuclear missiles
that blew up New Orleans kid
Bush wants Iraqi oil
but not for cookin' fish
I'm the greatest to ever do it
Fk that classic tip
or
(leather so soft beat plays)
(HOOK) Baby's lips are so soft, ni***s I'm so soft, I could of had it all
My dady's lips is so soft but he go so HARD! (chopped and screw" HIS LIPS ARE SO SOFT")
WEEZY:
I kiss Baby ho, its gay you say well **** what ya'll talkin bout
Baby ****in Weezy is in the house
His grill is all up in my mouth
See a fire you can't put out
I kiss my daddy have you seen the pictures
Every one left cause they don't love daddy, well **** dem *****s
Its Young Money we stackin bread I cant rap but look at me shine
Not a good as before cause Gillies gone he used o write my rhymes
Young Money getting da grind let me hit you wit one of my corny punchlines
I'm ugly as hell but I dont need dem bees
Got tear drops wearing rags but I aint a G
I'm a fake as you can see
In a couple more years everyone will forget about me
I mustve been crazy moufin off to Jay Z
Hurry up an apology before da ***** buries me
Baby's a ***, I'm just a ho
Dat why I kiss da dick wit no missle toe
I get dat money my any cost
I love my dady and em lips is so soft
HOOK
He soft as a bush *****
he so black her purple like kush, *****
I be jerkin *****s so they dont get no money ,*****
I'm stcked like books *****
Keep em broke like a bitch ,*****
He got 4 albums yet no publishin check *****
Other *****s smart dats why they left *****
My money is higher than who ever *****
Im da pimp we lwayne gonn a see some money probulay neva
And we ****ing eachother
Dat ***** ***** my bitch you can hear me when I come its daddy whatever
Whips and shakles dat oilly leather
HOOK
WEEZY:
In the videos wit paper but I aint eva gonna get it
BEST RAPPER ALIVE if I actually would've writ it
Gillies rhymes I was dope when I spit it
I'm da world biggest bitch worlds biggest fronta
Even though da **** aint mine I'll be a mutha****in stunna
BABY:
Ballz in D Wayne jaws what up my dawg
I molested him as a kid but I dont care bout the law
I got him at 14 teen
Said if you wanna make it call me daddy and start kissin me
And we started from there kept it behind closed doors
We really ***s but for the fans Cash Money baby keep it hardcore
Keep da ***** broke as a joke
If he knew the way I was ****in him but naw he wont
Cause when I kiss him my lips are so soft
HOOK TIL END OF SONG
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