Hey Misc, tell me a bedtime story

[C_Kent]

[WickedMind]

dear c_kent


1st to post

[Ichez]

are you a stripper by any chance?

[vIIncent]

long story short, I had to move with my auntie and uncle in Bel-Air

[KennyK]

BPP skeeted in your face.


night

[kraZi.]

Once upon a time there was a guy named C_Kent. He went to bed early one night and little did he know a fat black man named bubba was waiting for the lights to go out. Bubba then barged into the house and PIITB C_Kent all night long then forcefully make C_Kent choke on his cock until he died. The end.

[ispy]

^has one of the funniest bedtime stories ever.

[Ironstone-]

Originally Posted by Ichez

are you a stripper by any chance?

a stripper with a gene simmons persona?!

[XiL3]

I had taken up a glorious quest on a train towards Chicago. In this large city I found myself surrounded by speeding taxis and demonic pigeons. I felt out of place, so I lurked the shadows, I was a solitary tiger in a city surrounded by packs of violent wolves (not really, I just kind of walked with some friends but that makes it sound cooler). I leaped above the gates and dropped down from the ceiling into the building known as the Art Institute (not really, I just kind of walked through the front door and bought a ticket) Upon this purchase I began to enter this land known as the museum, a shady figure held his arm out and asked for my ticket, he looked at it, and gave it back to me...(alright, he was a manlet with glasses) I then said "kthxbye" (true story, he looked at me funny) and I walked away into the mist never to be seen again. I then came across guards, who gave me an eye and told me not to touch the artwork...I said "motherf***er you better not tell me not to touch no artworks, and then they pulled out some sticks and came forth to attack me, I picked up a 2 million dollar, 400lb sculpture and I crushed their skulls

[ps2cho]

One day there was this guy in bed reading BB forums. When suddenly a man with no arms and a huge 50" sausage came out from your cloest, slapped you around a bit, went away and you feel off to bed.

Sleep well!

[C_Kent]

Originally Posted by kraZi.

Once upon a time there was a guy named C_Kent. He went to bed early one night and little did he know a fat black man named bubba was waiting for the lights to go out. Bubba then barged into the house and PIITB C_Kent all night long then forcefully make C_Kent choke on his cock until he died. The end.

[SFriday425]

So last night me n the crew r scanning the club, we run securtity on every door in town, ran the old pussies outta town, aint seem em since. had the usuial drunk assed preppy f@gs from the local college, simple choke hold, knee, punch and they are down then we throw them into a dumpster ion the alleyway, one night we puyt 8 guys in it at once, squashed em in like tuna in a can.


im working the door, crowds are lovin it, seeing me, im a damn celebrity oin this town, im like "chill the **** out" but these guys are shoving n **** trying to get a glipse of my strong assed self especially since im rockin a fine italian suit, really shows off my frame,m

Peoiple r texting each other n ****, soon musta been 1000 outside the club taking pictures begging to get in, guys start shoving some girlsz and the crews like "**** this" and jump in, start nailing people uypside the head, i break out the bats we keep behind the door, cracking skulls all over the ****ing place. women love this ****, im top dog and they cant get enough of me whoopin ass,, im givin them a glimpse of my strong ass face inbetween swings of the blood soaked bat, its like a damn photo shoot.

next thing i know some pussy draws a gun, little T makes a grab and gets hit, good thing the crew wear vests, i dont, i aint got time for that pussy ****, so i go for the guy with a "son, somebody about to get their **** messed up" look on my face i see a flash but dont feel **** since im jacked up with adrenaline, i tackle this guy and the crew goes to work on his skull while i kick his gun down a drain. crowds gone ****ing wild,

Crew locks down the club and calls a doc, girls r all over me crying n ****, im like "i aint got time to bleed" and sip some $1000 champage with a **** eating grin opn my face, when the docs turn up they couldnt believe their ****ing eyes, turns out my jacked up muscle fibras stopped that 9 in its tracks, like organic body armor or some ****, a normal pussied ass guy wouldnt hit the bricks and died, a bullet aint sah1t to 220lbs of coiuled up fibras, you dont gotta be a scientist to knopw that.


w2hen i say im built for this **** i mean it.

[YoMaMa84]

Once upon a time....i stuck a krytonite dildo in C_Kent ass with no lube.

The end