 |
04-04-2007, 04:30 PM
|
#1
|
|
State of total awareness
Join Date: Aug 2006
Age: 20
Posts: 1,614
|
Wrote a nice little poem for english class
First off, I have good grades, my ******* teacher can't even fail me even if I get an F for this assignment ( which I probably will )
The assignment was to write a short poem about whatever we felt like and present it to the class. Here's how mine turned out.
( to the tune of I'm a little teapot )
I'm a little pedophile, old and stout
This is my penis, this is your mouth
When I put it in, you'll scream and shout
They'll take me to jail, but I'll find a way out.
The poem isn't due till after the holidays so if you guys have any suggestions, feel free to add them  .
Note that I in no way condone pedophilia, I thought this would be pretty funny.
Last edited by ilikepie; 04-04-2007 at 04:40 PM.
|
|
|
|
04-04-2007, 04:37 PM
|
#2
|
|
BRAHHHH
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Bum Fuk, Egypt
Age: 22
Stats: 5'10", 232 lbs
Posts: 4,606
BodyPoints: 13718
|
B-
__________________
As lean muscle and functionality become the new gym mantras, hypertrophied He-Men with grapefruit biceps and blister-pack abs have come to resemble specimens from a diorama of A Vanished World.
RIP MONTE
|
|
|
|
|
04-04-2007, 04:39 PM
|
#3
|
|
(No Homo)
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Dorm Room
Age: 22
Stats: 5'9", 186 lbs
Posts: 1,410
BodyBlog Entries: 0
BodyPoints: 5865
|
lmfao shell give you an A for it
__________________
"I dont want to go around looking like a fat person." - Ronnie Coleman
Reps I owe:
|
|
|
|
04-04-2007, 04:41 PM
|
#4
|
|
King of the World
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: North Wales, Pennsylvania, United States
Age: 38
Stats: 6'5", 215 lbs
Posts: 14,400
BodyBlog Entries: 0
BodyPoints: 43558
|
What would Mr. Hansen think?
|
|
|
|
|
04-04-2007, 04:44 PM
|
#5
|
|
Get huge or die tryin'
Join Date: Nov 2006
Age: 20
Stats: 5'11", 170 lbs
Posts: 1,379
BodyBlog Entries: 0
BodyPoints: 8287
|
we'll need a pic of the graded copy for proof.. but amazing idea.
|
|
|
|
|
04-04-2007, 04:50 PM
|
#6
|
|
Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: texas
Age: 20
Posts: 2,412
BodyBlog Entries: 0
BodyPoints: 6374
|
our eyes met twice, our lips touched at last
gently i kissed her, not to slow not to fast
i pulled down my pants, she lifted her skirt
**** foreplay, i aint no flirt
she moved as i moved, our hips in sync
then i began to wonder, what the **** is that stink
she wanted me to go down but i knew i'd throw up
but i tried it any ways, one hand on that c cup
didnt last a second, that **** tasted like fish
she asked "are you gonna finish"
i replied "b**** you wish"
some girl i was dating asked me to write her a poem once so thats what i wrote her
__________________
i was here for the gay porn straight porn battle of july 10th 2007
"there are no absolutes in bodybuilding" -cssprophet
LPC: 3336
|
|
|
|
|
04-05-2007, 02:55 AM
|
#7
|
|
State of total awareness
Join Date: Aug 2006
Age: 20
Posts: 1,614
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ehhsbaseball
our eyes met twice, our lips touched at last
gently i kissed her, not to slow not to fast
i pulled down my pants, she lifted her skirt
**** foreplay, i aint no flirt
she moved as i moved, our hips in sync
then i began to wonder, what the **** is that stink
she wanted me to go down but i knew i'd throw up
but i tried it any ways, one hand on that c cup
didnt last a second, that **** tasted like fish
she asked "are you gonna finish"
i replied "b**** you wish"
some girl i was dating asked me to write her a poem once so thats what i wrote her
|
lol
|
|
|
|
|
04-05-2007, 02:59 AM
|
#8
|
|
Strivin 2 B Photogenic
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: USA
Stats: 5'9", 178 lbs
Posts: 944
BodyPoints: 8600
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ehhsbaseball
our eyes met twice, our lips touched at last
gently i kissed her, not to slow not to fast
i pulled down my pants, she lifted her skirt
**** foreplay, i aint no flirt
she moved as i moved, our hips in sync
then i began to wonder, what the **** is that stink
she wanted me to go down but i knew i'd throw up
but i tried it any ways, one hand on that c cup
didnt last a second, that **** tasted like fish
she asked "are you gonna finish"
i replied "b**** you wish"
some girl i was dating asked me to write her a poem once so thats what i wrote her
|
lol what happened after
__________________
Rome Wasn't Built In A Day
|
|
|
|
|
04-05-2007, 03:02 AM
|
#9
|
|
Beantown Goon - ST dot
Join Date: Apr 2006
Age: 29
Stats: 6'0", 260 lbs
Posts: 8,191
BodyBlog Entries: 0
BodyPoints: 29957
|
I spit water all over my keyboard..thanks dude....hilarious nonetheless..
__________________
Reps I Owe:
Assassin X, GAK9
Reps Owed to Me:
|
|
|
|
|
04-05-2007, 03:14 AM
|
#10
|
|
Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2006
Age: 24
Posts: 1,294
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by ilikepie
First off, I have good grades, my ******* teacher can't even fail me even if I get an F for this assignment ( which I probably will )
The assignment was to write a short poem about whatever we felt like and present it to the class. Here's how mine turned out.
( to the tune of I'm a little teapot )
I'm a little pedophile, old and stout
This is my penis, this is your mouth
When I put it in, you'll scream and shout
They'll take me to jail, but I'll find a way out.
The poem isn't due till after the holidays so if you guys have any suggestions, feel free to add them .
Note that I in no way condone pedophilia, I thought this would be pretty funny. |
youre ****ed up. i think if someone wrote a poem at my school like that theyre likely to get jumped straight after class. and even though i am against jumoing peopel and believe in 1 on 1s...id belt em too.
are you sick or something? how can you find this funny? ****ing piece of ****
__________________
-->>MMC<<--
|
|
|
|
|
04-05-2007, 03:16 AM
|
#11
|
|
State of total awareness
Join Date: Aug 2006
Age: 20
Posts: 1,614
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by uppacut
youre ****ed up. i think if someone wrote a poem at my school like that theyre likely to get jumped straight after class. and even though i am against jumoing peopel and believe in 1 on 1s...id belt em too.
are you sick or something? how can you find this funny? ****ing piece of ****
|
It's ok, little butterfly. Your daddy can't hurt you anymore.
If you don't see the humor in this poem, get the **** out of this topic.
|
|
|
|
|
04-05-2007, 03:22 AM
|
#12
|
|
Outrigger
Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 896
BodyBlog Entries: 0
BodyPoints: 5865
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by ilikepie
First off, I have good grades, my ******* teacher can't even fail me even if I get an F for this assignment ( which I probably will )
The assignment was to write a short poem about whatever we felt like and present it to the class. Here's how mine turned out.
( to the tune of I'm a little teapot )
I'm a little pedophile, old and stout
This is my penis, this is your mouth
When I put it in, you'll scream and shout
They'll take me to jail, but I'll find a way out.
The poem isn't due till after the holidays so if you guys have any suggestions, feel free to add them .
Note that I in no way condone pedophilia, I thought this would be pretty funny. |
I think you need to say;
'This is my penis, THAT is your mouth'
Using 'this' twice takes a way a little from the humor.
Nice poem, i laughed, for those who didn't, don't hate on those of us who like young children 
|
|
|
|
| Thread Tools |
|
|
| Display Modes |
Rate This Thread |
 Linear Mode
|
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
|
Member Login
Sign in for more FREE features and tools!
|
|
