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03-31-2007, 07:44 PM
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Scientists discover beneficial compound in chocolate cake
Health benefits of chocolate cake
By Benjamin Dover
NEW YORK (Reuters Health) - A team of food scientists at a national laboratory have stumbled upon a miraculous compound bound to revolutionize the fitness industry forever in an unlikely place: chocolate cake. It has been discovered that chocolate, when mixed with cake batter and dough, undergoes a previously unknown chemical reaction, yielding what has been described to be nothing short of "incredible". The compound quickly acts on the body, releasing a natural reaction signalling the brain to burn fat and build muscle at rates comparable to those of steroids, only without the side effects.
This compound is called Aprilfoolserine.
Last edited by somaro; 03-31-2007 at 08:42 PM.
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03-31-2007, 07:45 PM
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I shoot people like you..
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damn, was about to put it down on the list too..
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03-31-2007, 08:18 PM
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You had me for a second!
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03-31-2007, 08:20 PM
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That was wrong dude, you got me all excited...
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03-31-2007, 08:20 PM
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negs for this ***got
edit: just saw the april fools:/
lol...
i feel like a dick now
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03-31-2007, 08:22 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by somaro
Health benefits of chocolate cake
By Benjamin Dover
NEW YORK (Reuters Health) - A team of food scientists at a national laboratory have stumbled upon a miraculous compound bound to revolutionize the fitness industry forever in an unlikely place: chocolate cake. It has been discovered that chocolate, when mixed with cake batter and dough, undergoes a previously unknown chemical reaction, yielding what has been described to be nothing short of "incredible". The compound quickly acts on the body, releasing a natural reaction signalling the brain to burn muscle and build muscle at rates comparable to those of steroids, only without the side effects.
This compound is called Aprilfoolserine.
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03-31-2007, 08:22 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by somaro
releasing a natural reaction signalling the brain to burn muscle and build muscle at rates comparable to those of steroids, only without the side effects.
This compound is called Aprilfoolserine.
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should that be signalling to the brain to burn fat?
to make it more beleivable.
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03-31-2007, 08:23 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fabregas
should that be signalling to the brain to burn fat?
to make it more beleivable.
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That is what i had to read a couple times becasue it didn't make sense, then I noticed the compound name.
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03-31-2007, 08:43 PM
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Oops, yeah, it's meant to be burn fat and build muscle... Although it's not yet midnight, I'm having too much fun with this... I told my friends that I would become a vegan, hahaha!
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03-31-2007, 08:46 PM
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I'm preloading right now..
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03-31-2007, 08:58 PM
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as soon as i clicked on it i knew it was bull****. did you guys actually believe it for a second?
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03-31-2007, 09:39 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sockomalo
as soon as i clicked on it i knew it was bull****. did you guys actually believe it for a second?
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Not only did I believe it for a second, I STILL believe it.
I had 3 servings of Dark Chocolate Almonds today and I've never felt more anabolic. I'm fairly certain that Dark Chocolate Almonds must be full of Aprilfoolserine. I can feel it working as I type this.
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03-31-2007, 09:40 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by heyzeus909
Not only did I believe it for a second, I STILL believe it.
I had 3 servings of Dark Chocolate Almonds today and I've never felt more anabolic. I'm fairly certain that Dark Chocolate Almonds must be full of Aprilfoolserine. I can feel it working as I type this.
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don't be ridiculous.
it has to be mixed with flour
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03-31-2007, 09:54 PM
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ya got me.... my big secret to success... i eat chocolate cake daily! On the hour, every hour! It's anabolic effects are maximized by the sun's alignment with Venus, on the 4th Tuesday of every month.... by the way
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03-31-2007, 10:21 PM
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LOL you suck. Chocolate cake ...
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