Describe the sluttiest chick you know

The_Reaper · 03-30-2007, 12:49 PM

Here's my story. About three years ago I was at a crazy house party. I was twisted drunk and stoned as well. Before I got extremely bad, I remember being in a room sitting in a large circle as weed was handed around. And there was a blond girl there, average looking, nothing special, but her body was 10/10. She didn't smoke the weed - or just took a very small puff.

She was staring at my friend Dave. Later, she asked another friend of mine, who was Dave, that he was "very sexy".

Dave happens to be a virgin. Good-looking guy, not much "game" though.

I asked my friend who the blond chick was, and he said "that's (Susan), she's the biggest slut from (where I'm from), she's slept with the whole local football team and half the lads in her school."

Hmm...o rly?

I forgot about her and got smashed...twisted...inebriated...

Through blurred vision I see Susan holding Dave's hand and walking him into a room. I laughed to myself...

Some time later I see Dave again, and he's telling me he fuked her, and he's delighted with himself, finally losing his virginity. By this stage...I'm feeling so drunk and stoned I need to puke. I stagger outside, he comes with me, stays with me as I vomit purple ooozzee.... i said "i need to go home, call me a taxi". he pulls out his phone. I wait.

he says "yeah, man! I rode her! I'm in the club (non-virgin) now, yeah!" or some ****.

"you wanker...call me a fuc.kin taxi"

But instead he drags me inside.

I stagger around inside looking for a room. I open a door, see a matress on the floor, fall on it.

A few moments later, I notice someone is lying in the matress across from me. It's Susie.

We talk about something. She asks if she can sleep beside me.

And that was that....

And yes, I used a condom.

Edit: Within a few weeks, myself and about four other close friends have all fuc.ked her. And we were laughing about how she speaks during sex... in a hushed voice "oohhh your dick is so hard... i want your dick in me...it's so hard baby.... put your dick between my tits". She said the very same thing to all of us, in the same way.

I saw her earlier today and we barely even acknowledged each other.

Cliff note: Slept with a slut. Share your stories of sluts!

magicmatt · 03-30-2007, 12:50 PM

you already know what your mother is like (serious)

MrGuitar · 03-30-2007, 12:51 PM

she has sex with lots of guys. she has a vagina and boobs.

Bob_Ross42 · 03-30-2007, 12:53 PM

biggest slut i know is this chick i met in chat room. she was really hot model chick and after i had sex with her i relaized she was a slut and didnt even get her email address

zwilson50 · 03-30-2007, 01:12 PM

There was a girl.....sorry, slut.....that I was bangin' a few years back. I'm not going to bore you guys with the stories. The only thing you need to know was her nickname was 'Fist'. Enough said!

magicmatt · 03-30-2007, 01:14 PM

i know a girl with teh nickname "scrape", use your imagination

Fearless_ · 03-30-2007, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by The_Reaper

Here's my story. About three years ago I was at a crazy house party. I was twisted drunk and stoned as well. Before I got extremely bad, I remember being in a room sitting in a large circle as weed was handed around. And there was a blond girl there, average looking, nothing special, but her body was 10/10. She didn't smoke the weed - or just took a very small puff.

She was staring at my friend Dave. Later, she asked another friend of mine, who was Dave, that he was "very sexy".

Dave happens to be a virgin. Good-looking guy, not much "game" though.

I asked my friend who the blond chick was, and he said "that's (Susan), she's the biggest slut from (where I'm from), she's slept with the whole local football team and half the lads in her school."

Hmm...o rly?

I forgot about her and got smashed...twisted...inebriated...

Through blurred vision I see Susan holding Dave's hand and walking him into a room. I laughed to myself...

Some time later I see Dave again, and he's telling me he fuked her, and he's delighted with himself, finally losing his virginity. By this stage...I'm feeling so drunk and stoned I need to puke. I stagger outside, he comes with me, stays with me as I vomit purple ooozzee.... i said "i need to go home, call me a taxi". he pulls out his phone. I wait.

he says "yeah, man! I rode her! I'm in the club (non-virgin) now, yeah!" or some ****.

"you wanker...call me a fuc.kin taxi"

But instead he drags me inside.

I stagger around inside looking for a room. I open a door, see a matress on the floor, fall on it.

A few moments later, I notice someone is lying in the matress across from me. It's Susie.

We talk about something. She asks if she can sleep beside me.

And that was that....

And yes, I used a condom.

Edit: Within a few weeks, myself and about four other close friends have all fuc.ked her. And we were laughing about how she speaks during sex... in a hushed voice "oohhh your dick is so hard... i want your dick in me...it's so hard baby.... put your dick between my tits". She said the very same thing to all of us, in the same way.

I saw her earlier today and we barely even acknowledged each other.

Cliff note: Slept with a slut. Share your stories of sluts!

How do you remember the story so well if you were that drunk?

heatherlynn · 03-30-2007, 01:18 PM

"I dated this girl for a while... she was really a... nasty freak. She just loved to... get down with... sex all the time. It was like... anytime of day... she was like, "Yeah, let's go! I'm so nasty!" And I'd be nailing her and she'd be like, "Oh, you're nailing me! cool!"

BulkingBrit · 03-30-2007, 01:18 PM

Go On Lad! You Stuck It To Her!

The_Reaper · 03-30-2007, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Fearless_

How do you remember the story so well if you were that drunk?

Because the timeI was extremely drunk there was a huge gap between seeing her leave with Dave, puking up, and getting into the bed with her. HUGE GAP. The rest I have in memory because I was not yet completely drunk.

lordsess24 · 03-30-2007, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by heatherlynn

"I dated this girl for a while... she was really a... nasty freak. She just loved to... get down with... sex all the time. It was like... anytime of day... she was like, "Yeah, let's go! I'm so nasty!" And I'd be nailing her and she'd be like, "Oh, you're nailing me! cool!"

qft

The_Reaper · 03-30-2007, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by BulkingBrit

Go On Lad! You Stuck It To Her!

Pathetically and with great difficulty. The focus, concentration and energy required to maintain a boner was unfuking real. And I did not cum. In the morning I had blue balls. I went home, stroked my dick for 5 seconds, and BOOM - protein everywhere.

Lothar · 03-30-2007, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by heatherlynn

"I dated this girl for a while... she was really a... nasty freak. She just loved to... get down with... sex all the time. It was like... anytime of day... she was like, "Yeah, let's go! I'm so nasty!" And I'd be nailing her and she'd be like, "Oh, you're nailing me! cool!"

That kind of lame talk would actually turn me off.

SmarterChild · 03-30-2007, 01:24 PM

-grl who i went to school with is now 20 and had admitted to doing 115 guys

-another grl i went to school with went on a road trip with 5 guys, did them all. Then they took pics of her vag with screw drivers, pencils, pens, candels all stuck in her vag lol....the sick part was her dad developed the pics and just said he was disappointed in her

JeRSeY KiD 3 · 03-30-2007, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Lothar

That kind of lame talk would actually turn me off.

Its from 40 year old virgin.

heatherlynn · 03-30-2007, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by ManLaw

-another grl i went to school with went on a road trip with 5 guys, did them all. Then they took pics of her vag with screw drivers, pencils, pens, candels all stuck in her vag lol....the sick part was her dad developed the pics and just said he was disappointed that he wasn't there when it happened

fixed =]

93Akkord · 03-30-2007, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by heatherlynn

"I dated this girl for a while... she was really a... nasty freak. She just loved to... get down with... sex all the time. It was like... anytime of day... she was like, "Yeah, let's go! I'm so nasty!" And I'd be nailing her and she'd be like, "Oh, you're nailing me! cool!"

"Her tits felt like bags of sand"

The_Reaper · 03-30-2007, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by ManLaw

-grl who i went to school with is now 20 and had admitted to doing 115 guys

-another grl i went to school with went on a road trip with 5 guys, did them all. Then they took pics of her vag with screw drivers, pencils, pens, candels all stuck in her vag lol....the sick part was her dad developed the pics and just said he was disappointed in her

"Disappointed" in her! Maybe he had a fap

The_Reaper · 03-30-2007, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by 93Akkord

"Her tits felt like bags of sand"

Dude...are you a virgin?

BulkingBrit · 03-30-2007, 01:29 PM

i used to find it hard to cum too, i thought...hell, im f*cking some pussy and i cant cum, i must be gay (this is like 2 years ago) i seriously thought i was a f*g, but it was just because i was nervous, or my girl was just lying there like a sack of potato's...all's good nowadays

93Akkord · 03-30-2007, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by The_Reaper

Dude...are you a virgin?

no...wha.......what are you talking about? you guys are crazy!

maxxpower · 03-30-2007, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by heatherlynn

"I dated this girl for a while... she was really a... nasty freak. She just loved to... get down with... sex all the time. It was like... anytime of day... she was like, "Yeah, let's go! I'm so nasty!" And I'd be nailing her and she'd be like, "Oh, you're nailing me! cool!"

LOL!

JayKid · 03-30-2007, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by heatherlynn

"I dated this girl for a while... she was really a... nasty freak. She just loved to... get down with... sex all the time. It was like... anytime of day... she was like, "Yeah, let's go! I'm so nasty!" And I'd be nailing her and she'd be like, "Oh, you're nailing me! cool!"

LOL, I love that movie.

IrishLuck · 03-30-2007, 01:32 PM

My Senior year of college I was at some house party.

I had seen this blone haired girl a few times before but knew nothing about her. It turned out that she was childhood friends with some girl I had dated as a freshman for two weeks (who I had sex with 2-3 times day everyday for those 2 weeks and broke up with her). So in turn, this girl was "forbidden" by her friend to talk to me.

She approached me at the party and asked for a sip of my drink. I said no. She gave me a confused look and I said "no means no." I said I was kidding then and she took a sip. We talked for literally 3 mins (where she explained she knew who I was but wasn't supposed to talk to me). She grabbed my arm and said I had a nice body. She then goes, I'm going to the bathroom. I say...thanks for letting me know.

She comes back and says....did you not hear me when I said I was going to the bathroom? I said yea loud and clear. She goes...that was your cue to follow me. I go are you kidding? She says do I look like I'm kidding? So I go...I think you need to go to the bathroom again. She says I think I do to. She goes, I go in 5 mins later. I nailed her from behind for about 10 mins, shot my load, and left.

I nailed her about 2 hours later in my car.

I never talked to her again.

bravo03 · 03-30-2007, 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ManLaw

-grl who i went to school with is now 20 and had admitted to doing 115 guys

-another grl i went to school with went on a road trip with 5 guys, did them all. Then they took pics of her vag with screw drivers, pencils, pens, candels all stuck in her vag lol....the sick part was her dad developed the pics and just said he was disappointed in her

lol classic.

JayKid · 03-30-2007, 01:33 PM

Mooj: Life is about people. It's about connections.
Andy Stitzer: It's all about connections.
Mooj: It's not about cocks, and ass, and tits.
Andy Stitzer: Yeah.
Mooj: And butthole pleasures.
Andy Stitzer: It's not about butthole pleasures at all.
Mooj: It's not about these rusty trombones, and these dirty sanchez.
Andy Stitzer: Please stop.
Mooj: And these cincinatti bowties, and these pussy juice cocktail, and these **** stained balls.
Andy Stitzer: Mooj, just please stop.

MaddenMuscle · 03-30-2007, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by BulkingBrit

i used to find it hard to cum too, i thought...hell, im f*cking some pussy and i cant cum, i must be gay (this is like 2 years ago) i seriously thought i was a f*g, but it was just because i was nervous, or my girl was just lying there like a sack of potato's...all's good nowadays

like a sack of potatoes? You must be huge.

BigDreams21 · 03-30-2007, 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IrishLuck

My Senior year of college I was at some house party.

I had seen this blone haired girl a few times before but knew nothing about her. It turned out that she was childhood friends with some girl I had dated as a freshman for two weeks (who I had sex with 2-3 times day everyday for those 2 weeks and broke up with her). So in turn, this girl was "forbidden" by her friend to talk to me.

She approached me at the party and asked for a sip of my drink. I said no. She gave me a confused look and I said "no means no." I said I was kidding then and she took a sip. We talked for literally 3 mins (where she explained she knew who I was but wasn't supposed to talk to me). She grabbed my arm and said I had a nice body. She then goes, I'm going to the bathroom. I say...thanks for letting me know.

She comes back and says....did you not hear me when I said I was going to the bathroom? I said yea loud and clear. She goes...that was your cue to follow me. I go are you kidding? She says do I look like I'm kidding? So I go...I think you need to go to the bathroom again. She says I think I do to. She goes, I go in 5 mins later. I nailed her from behind for about 10 mins, shot my load, and left.

I nailed her about 2 hours later in my car.

I never talked to her again.

rofl, awesome

hope you used a rubber

corn_dog · 03-30-2007, 01:40 PM

girl i went to hs with could tell u every place she'd been fuked, cars, her parent's bedroom, etc. there were a helluva lot of places

The_Reaper · 03-30-2007, 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IrishLuck

My Senior year of college I was at some house party.

I had seen this blone haired girl a few times before but knew nothing about her. It turned out that she was childhood friends with some girl I had dated as a freshman for two weeks (who I had sex with 2-3 times day everyday for those 2 weeks and broke up with her). So in turn, this girl was "forbidden" by her friend to talk to me.

She approached me at the party and asked for a sip of my drink. I said no. She gave me a confused look and I said "no means no." I said I was kidding then and she took a sip. We talked for literally 3 mins (where she explained she knew who I was but wasn't supposed to talk to me). She grabbed my arm and said I had a nice body. She then goes, I'm going to the bathroom. I say...thanks for letting me know.

She comes back and says....did you not hear me when I said I was going to the bathroom? I said yea loud and clear. She goes...that was your cue to follow me. I go are you kidding? She says do I look like I'm kidding? So I go...I think you need to go to the bathroom again. She says I think I do to. She goes, I go in 5 mins later. I nailed her from behind for about 10 mins, shot my load, and left.

I nailed her about 2 hours later in my car.

I never talked to her again.

Nice one...