Bloody keto kids

Eileen · 03-21-2007, 03:52 PM

I'm seriously rethinking my attitude to children that mostly eat keto. The little brats have cleaned out the fridge.

"Oh, I used three eggs to make scrambled eggs for my lunch", said one. "And I melted lots of cheese for my lunch," said another. "All that beef was really nice, and I made myself some flaxbread for school lunch," said the eldest.

All that's left in the fridge is one tiny egg, some elderly smoked mackerel and a few radishes. Oh yeah, breakfast is going to be fun.

~~Aries~~ · 03-21-2007, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Eileen

I'm seriously rethinking my attitude to children that mostly eat keto. The little brats have cleaned out the fridge.

"Oh, I used three eggs to make scrambled eggs for my lunch", said one. "And I melted lots of cheese for my lunch," said another. "All that beef was really nice, and I made myself some flaxbread for school lunch," said the eldest.

All that's left in the fridge is one tiny egg, some elderly smoked mackerel and a few radishes. Oh yeah, breakfast is going to be fun.

LMAO...

BeejGrpA · 03-21-2007, 04:13 PM

lol @ the rant

just buy more food next time?

skelooth · 03-21-2007, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Eileen

I'm seriously rethinking my attitude to children that mostly eat keto. The little brats have cleaned out the fridge.

"Oh, I used three eggs to make scrambled eggs for my lunch", said one. "And I melted lots of cheese for my lunch," said another. "All that beef was really nice, and I made myself some flaxbread for school lunch," said the eldest.

All that's left in the fridge is one tiny egg, some elderly smoked mackerel and a few radishes. Oh yeah, breakfast is going to be fun.

LOL

too funny.

Time to stock up on cured meat and hide it in your dresser

robbytjohn · 03-21-2007, 04:58 PM

aww haha. good stuff. but you should happy your children know what theyre doing regarding health.

Sockomalo · 03-21-2007, 05:05 PM

at what age would you recommend a kid start eating keto-style?

robbytjohn · 03-21-2007, 05:45 PM

i wouldnt think it would matter would it? i mean im not sure - but arent pretty much in ketosis the first few omnths we're alive?

BeejGrpA · 03-21-2007, 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Sockomalo

at what age would you recommend a kid start eating keto-style?

start the good eating habbits ASAP

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Originally Posted by robbytjohn

i wouldnt think it would matter would it? i mean im not sure - but arent pretty much in ketosis the first few omnths we're alive?

yup....booby milk is all about the keto......mmmmmmm, boobies

jaim91 · 03-22-2007, 05:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Eileen

I'm seriously rethinking my attitude to children that mostly eat keto. The little brats have cleaned out the fridge.

"Oh, I used three eggs to make scrambled eggs for my lunch", said one. "And I melted lots of cheese for my lunch," said another. "All that beef was really nice, and I made myself some flaxbread for school lunch," said the eldest.

All that's left in the fridge is one tiny egg, some elderly smoked mackerel and a few radishes. Oh yeah, breakfast is going to be fun.

I'm going to apologize to my mummy today.

I am a "bloody KETO kid"

gfundaro · 03-22-2007, 07:34 AM

Hahahah now I feel bad...when I went home I ate two packs of deli meat in two days, as well as a pack of cheese. :-\ My stepmom couldn't buy food fast enough LOL. She'll just have to buy more meat I guess :-D

chimponarope · 03-22-2007, 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by BeejGrpA

yup....booby milk is all about the keto......mmmmmmm, boobies

Well that cheered up my work day no end!

Eileen · 03-22-2007, 12:44 PM

Breakfast was even less fun than I expected, youngest daughter demanded an omlette for her breakfast, thus using up the very last egg. I ended up with the yummy (!) mackerel and a handful of walnuts.

I went out and bought 18 eggs, but we are already half way through them.

Yes, I'm glad they like good food and will eat meat and eggs rather than endless junk, but the way kids can eat will clear out a fridge in no time.

BeejGrpA · 03-23-2007, 03:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Eileen

Breakfast was even less fun than I expected, youngest daughter demanded an omlette for her breakfast, thus using up the very last egg. I ended up with the yummy (!) mackerel and a handful of walnuts.

I went out and bought 18 eggs, but we are already half way through them.

Yes, I'm glad they like good food and will eat meat and eggs rather than endless junk, but the way kids can eat will clear out a fridge in no time.

ok so "buy more food" doesnt quite werk.......bigger fridge? second fridge?

chimponarope · 03-23-2007, 05:41 AM

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Originally Posted by BeejGrpA

ok so "buy more food" doesnt quite werk.......bigger fridge? second fridge?

We've got 5 at the moment

Eileen · 03-23-2007, 05:11 PM

Five fridges??? And I thought I was bad.

I've just bought 3 kilos of salmon for half price, so that should hold them for a couple of days.

Stonecoldtruth · 03-23-2007, 05:11 PM

The solution, buy one of these:

jaim91 · 03-23-2007, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by stonecoldtruth

The solution, buy one of these:

Or these

a chef.

Stonecoldtruth · 03-23-2007, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by jaim91

Or these

a chef.

I so thought you meant the chicken at first, lolol.

~~Aries~~ · 03-23-2007, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by stonecoldtruth

The solution, buy one of these:

Funny, we're getting ready to buy half a cow. Yummy, it's the best meat ever.

jblaze13 · 03-23-2007, 06:01 PM

*laugh* Funny thread... funny ha ha, not funny queer... *smile* Sorry, couldn't help myself. It's good to be back.

blaze

PS Aries, can I invest in part of your half? *smile*

~~Aries~~ · 03-23-2007, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by jblaze13

*laugh* Funny thread... funny ha ha, not funny queer... *smile* Sorry, couldn't help myself. It's good to be back.

blaze

PS Aries, can I invest in part of your half? *smile*

Well, you can buy the other half. It tastes so good I can't bring myself to share...lol. We only pay $1.40 a lb for everything. Doesn't matter if it's hamburger or t-bones. Last year we only bought a quarter thinking it would last awhile. Um, we were wrong so this time we're buying the whole half.

Sockomalo · 03-23-2007, 06:11 PM

how many pounds is the half youre getting? sounds like one hell of an investment.....
i HATE fridays.... i want to eat meat so bad lol

~~Aries~~ · 03-23-2007, 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Sockomalo

how many pounds is the half youre getting? sounds like one hell of an investment.....
i HATE fridays.... i want to eat meat so bad lol

Well, last time we got a quarter it was a little over 150 lbs, so I'm guessing 300 lbs or so. Depends on the size of the cow, but he tends to take them sort of young so the meat is really tender but makes them smaller. Either way you can't beat $1.40 a lb for fresh beef and every different cut. He cuts them how you want too, which a lot of it we had it cut at and inch thickness. Oh, so mouth watering.

jblaze13 · 03-23-2007, 06:31 PM

Aries, I was just teasing in the above post, but now you've got me thinking... *smile* Let me purchase a deep freezer first, and save up a bit of cash and I will surely take you up on this offer. What time of year does he usually do the butchering? That way I can plan ahead for next year. Also, will he ship to Texas or will I have to come to NY? Not that it's a problem as it will give me an excuse to visit my home (NJ). *smile* Fugeddaboutit...

blaze

Sockomalo · 03-23-2007, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by jblaze13

Aries, I was just teasing in the above post, but now you've got me thinking... *smile* Let me purchase a deep freezer first, and save up a bit of cash and I will surely take you up on this offer. What time of year does he usually do the butchering? That way I can plan ahead for next year. Also, will he ship to Texas or will I have to come to NY? Not that it's a problem as it will give me an excuse to visit my home (NJ). *smile* Fugeddaboutit...

blaze

why not look for something local? is it worth it travelling that far to save a few cents a pound on beef? lol... reminds me of the people who drive across the city to save 3 cents a litre on gas

jblaze13 · 03-23-2007, 06:41 PM

I don't know anybody out here, and it's much more convenient to have it shipped to me. With shipping, it'll boost the total price what, a whole 20%? So, instead of my t-bones costing $1.40/lb they're going to cost $1.68/lb. Helluva lot cheaper than $7.99/lb at the grocery store. Plus, I get it delivered to my door? Fugeddaboutit. All in the cost of doing business. *smile* That's how fast food restaurants stay in business: convenience. As far as trying to compare this to driving across town to save money on gas, they're two totally separate issues. I understand what you're saying, but it doesn't make sense in this case. Sorry, not trying to be disrespectful or anything. Hope you're not offended.

blaze

Sockomalo · 03-23-2007, 06:54 PM

i said it reminds me of those people.... and good luck trying to get a butcher to ship you half a cow across the country.... not to mention it would probably go bad.... but good luck with that

jblaze13 · 03-23-2007, 07:19 PM

Well, like I said, didn't mean to offend you but you obviously are. As far as turning this into a pissing contest, I'll let you win tough guy. Have a nice day.

blaze

To everyone else, there will be nothing else said by me to the above response in order to keep the amicable nature of this forum.

Sockomalo · 03-23-2007, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by jblaze13

Well, like I said, didn't mean to offend you but you obviously are. As far as turning this into a pissing contest, I'll let you win tough guy. Have a nice day.

blaze

To everyone else, there will be nothing else said by me to the above response in order to keep the amicable nature of this forum.

lol what??? im not offended man relax.....but think about what youre saying and be realistic... im not too familiar with the map of the US but im pretty sure new york and texas are on opposite ends... how do you expect this meat to get shipped to you?

it seems like YOU are the one who is offended, maybe you realized what you were saying...

jblaze13 · 03-23-2007, 07:53 PM

Well, I'll excuse your ignorance of US geography. I'm not sure which country you live in but it's probably either Great Britain or Australia, so you may not be familiar with refrigerated trucks. Maybe you've never heard of dry ice, either? Either way, do you honestly think supermarkets buy their meat locally? If so, why is it usually frozen? Think about it. This is the 21st century. Most cattle in the US is usually grown in the Midwest. They have to ship halfway across country in order to get to either New York or California. As far as Texas and New York being on opposite ends, nope. Texas is considered Midwest. As far as you offending me, honestly do you think you have that ability? Truthfully, you and I don't know each other so what you say to me has no value. I'm sure the feeling is mutual. So, can we please stop the bickering like two old hens and actually post something useful? If you feel this must continue, please feel free to PM me so that we can spare the other members of unnecessary posts.

blaze