A story I made up of a serial killer "the taco bell decapitator"

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Don Waller

?The Taco Bell decapitator?

Don Waller was born in Worchester Mass 1955. Don grew up on a peaceful farm with a 42 year old father and a 41 year old mother. Don?s childhood was significantly uneventful. When he was 13 he was taken out into the backwoods and hanged upside down by his feet and spray painted black. Don was very irrational growing up and with his first girlfriend at 15 he took her out to a movie and the two got gang banged. A week later out of revenge Don took an axe when the gang angers were walking by his house. He went up to them and clocked one in the head and got the other in the gut. He was a suspect for local police forces and eventually dropped as a suspect. Three years later he kidnapped a couple at a local drive in theatre and took them to his house and beat them with a mallet. He then disposed of the bodies by burrying them in the forest. After 30 years he did not kill anyone. In December of 2005 he kidnapped a group of 5 women and 6 men and he tied all of them up in his basement. He kept them down there for 5 days and starved them. He then grabbed one of the men, killed him and cooked him. He then fed him to the other victims. After he had killed 8 victims he let the 2 women and 1 man locked in the basement to rot. The young man named Ben Dillet found a 16 sledge hammer and broke down the door leading to the main level. He found Waller and swung at Waller across the face with the sledge hammer. Blood spewed out Waller?s mouth and he fell to the ground. Before he could get up (many argue that Waller was dead after the first blow) Dillet beat him senselessly into the floor. He then called local police forces and the investigation began. Dillet and the two girls named Becky Smith and Alea Samuel were taken to the local medical center. Police chief Greg Stout found 76 bodies decapitated and thrown into a 10 foot hole dug into the basement. Don worked at a local taco bell joint. He hated his job and it is believed that his 3rd victim was his boss who turned up missing. Between the 30 year span believed that he didn?t kill anybody, he did in fact kill 62 people. His primary target were young couples from age 16 to 25. Generally he would stalk the female and would watch the woman and her mate have sex. Usually hiding in a hall closet, he would come out and butcher the couple during intercourse. He then dragged their bodies out into an old cargo van and drive back to his 1200 square foot house. All these murders took place near Red lake up in Minnesota. Investigators found out that Waller killed his boss with a sling blade and burried his body 3 feet under the local Taco Bell. Since then, That particular Taco bell was shut down to do health reasons. Waller apparently had no family except his 20 year old son who is under the witness protection program after Waller?s victims families had threatened to kill Him. Waller was 5?8 and nearly over 500 pounds. Waller apparently had an IQ of 77 (mentally retarded and barely able to function socially). Chris Dim was Waller?s coworker who worked the nightshift with Waller. He told police forces that Waller would chop up dead mice and put it in peoples burritos. After discovering this Dim told the their boss what had happened. After Walker Priest (Waller?s and Dim?s boss) decided that the whole thing was a hoax, Dim through boiling Meat grease at Waller and burnt his back (Dim was 20 and at the time Waller was 49 years old). Right when taco bell closed at 1:00 in the morning Dim called Priest and told him he was assaulted by Don Waller with a frying pan.

Priest showed up and asked what was the problem. After 30 seconds of heated debate Waller grabbed a sling blade (used to chop up potatoes) and slit priests throat. In pure shock, Dim grabbed a metal tray and broke Waller?s nose. Waller then grabbed Dim, took him to the restroom and drowned Dim in the toilet. He then burried there bodies three feet under the tile at Taco Bell. Waller also had a fetish for having sex with bean burritos and would then eat them. After this murder happened Waller was arrested and later released as his alibi didn?t match that of the kidnapper (know one knew the two were burried under taco bell). The reason why they found out the Dim knew about wallers weird Mice in a burrito habit is because of taco bell cash register survelience cameras which were found under Waller?s bed. The weirdest thing about this whole 33 year old murder case is that Waller kept the victims documents such as drivers license, hair, and toenails. What is even more strange is that Waller would dispose of half his victims in Red lake and then later fish them out with an anchor, put different clothes on them, and throw them back into Red Lake. Now for the final stage. After police did an autopsy on him, they took his body down to the morgue.

If there is anything supernatural and beyond weird in this whole thing is that A week later his body could not be found for the crematorium. Police panicked and drove back to his house where they found his body in the ten foot hole in the basement where kept 76 decapitated bodies. However, by this time the victims bodies were gone and he was the only one there. Local rumours have it that he was possessed By Satan and extra dimensional entities took his body back to his house.



cliff notes:

500 pound obese man kills people and uses their blood in taco sauce
burries bodies under taco bell
gets killed

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[jpadilla]

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Originally Posted by jpadilla

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wtf? are those worms growing on that cookie?

[Drizzt250]

i refuse to read that wall of text. i have the attention span of a monkey.. A MONKEY DMANIT

[John L]

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[IronManXXX]

Originally Posted by John L

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And some god damn paragraph spacing.

[juturna]

Basically I woke up and I had a massive boner (well for some reason it was bigger than usual, my penis isnt that big maybe 5 inches hard but today it was maybe 7, very strange) so I decided I might as well masturbate (even though it is sunday and I had to be ready for church in about an hour). So well I masturbated to some hot jailbait on myspace and then got in the shower and cleaned up. I put on one of my best suits because see, theres this girl at my church (pastor's daughter) and she is very VERY hot. I can see where she gets it from too because the pastor is a stud (no homo). I think that might be why I woke up with an erection. Dirty thoughts on the sabbath :/. Anyways, I went on my way too church in my best suit to impress the pastor's daughter, and on the way there, I noticed a strange occurance. I saw three large black men, over 6'5". I pulled over and said, well gee whiz guys, how did you get so tall and muscular? They simply said "cell tech man, cell tech" and moved on. I decided to follow these young african men, to possibly see where they got this "cell tech". Maybe taking this would help me be a strong man like they were, and make the pastor's daughter want me! At first they didn't notice me, but after a while, I think they came to realize I was following them. They stopped me in the middle of the road and I rolled my window down. To my dismay, I saw the pastor's daughter walking towards the car as well! I have no idea where she came from. The african american men were VERY angry that I had been following them, and they pulled out *GASP* firearms! Luckily I had my mace in the backseat. I surreptitiously grabbed the can of mace and carefully held it in my hand out of their view. They questioned me about why I was following them. I simply said that I wanted to see if they would show me where to find some cell tech. All of a sudden, the pastor's daughter walked up and said "You men put those weapons down now this man has done nothing to you!" They were very angry and said "You let this woman speak amongst us men?" She said "Us church going women are the only women who give birth to real god-fearing men." I whipped out the can of mace and put it towards their faces, with a menacing look on my face. I said "You threaten me with slavery and death!?!?!" The only retort they had for me was "This is madness!"

I looked toward the pastor's daughter and she nodded. I knew what must be done. Under my breath I said "madness..."

I then pressed my finger on the firing mechanism of the can of mace and yelled "THIS IS SPARTA"

My wall of text in the other post ****ing owned this.. but it was deleted.. :/

[freudslip]

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