Stupid things, intentional or unintentional that you have done to yourself?

[JRRBadBoy4Life]

Intentional-
I once had a friend put their cigarrette out on my arm, nice scar. Yes, I was drunk.
I used to beat the **** out of myself, bloody nose, black and blue eyes, and beat my fists against bricks, and would tell my girlfriend I got into a fight so she would feel bad for me.

Unintentional-
I threw a rock up at a bird once, and it came down and landed square in the center of my forehead. I had to get stitches.

[Anwynd]

Originally Posted by JRRBadBoy4Life

Intentional-
I once had a friend put their cigarrette out on my arm, nice scar. Yes, I was drunk.
I used to beat the **** out of myself, bloody nose, black and blue eyes, and beat my fists against bricks, and would tell my girlfriend I got into a fight so she would feel bad for me.

Unintentional-
I threw a rock up at a bird once, and it came down and landed square in the center of my forehead. I had to get stitches.

When I was young I had a bow and arrow I got from the boyscouts. Was a pretty powerful bow for a 10 year old, anyways, I used to shoot that straight up into the air and dodge it (yes Spartan)

[britishbulld0g]

I used to beat the **** out of myself, bloody nose, black and blue eyes, and beat my fists against bricks, and would use it to extort my boss for free office equipment and to get paid without coming in to work.

This was how I was able to have Fight Club every day.

[basshead444]

me and my friends were drunk one night, and there was a lighter we thought was out of fluid. One of them said the sparks, however, would be enough to light your hair on fire. I said it wasnt. So to prove it i clicked it on my arm. Only for some reason this one time, it decided to make a flame, and I had a nice hairless spot on my arm for a month or so

[timothy1]

1) One time when I was doing some boling with some friends I thought it would be a cool trick to slide across the floor with a boling ball in my hand! Well, that is why I have a large scar on my arm even to this day.

2) I fell out of the barn loft once because I was climbing up there once and I thought there was a wooden board to stand on, but it was just some hay lying on top of air...so I stepped on it and fell through the loft.

[314 TOOL]

Originally Posted by JRRBadBoy4Life

Intentional-
I once had a friend put their cigarrette out on my arm, nice scar. Yes, I was drunk.
I used to beat the **** out of myself, bloody nose, black and blue eyes, and beat my fists against bricks, and would tell my girlfriend I got into a fight so she would feel bad for me.

Unintentional-
I threw a rock up at a bird once, and it came down and landed square in the center of my forehead. I had to get stitches.

I let a friend do the same thing on my arm, terrible scare, always pussing and sh*t

[Derk 5oFox]

I was opening a package of silverware with a pocketknife. It slipped and I stabbed myself in the hand.

[caj]

When I was a kid, I was riding my bike down a steep paved hill. My little cousin was at the bottom of the hill and was excited to see me. She started running up the hill toward me and I hit the brakes to avoid hitting her.

I went over the handle bars and did a humpty dumpty down the paved road. Blood and pain ensued.

[JRRBadBoy4Life]

Originally Posted by Anwynd

When I was young I had a bow and arrow I got from the boyscouts. Was a pretty powerful bow for a 10 year old, anyways, I used to shoot that straight up into the air and dodge it (yes Spartan)

That reminds me of a couple of things. Me or a friend of mine would stand on the back of my deck, when I was living at my parents, and shoot an arrow over the treeline into a field, where the other one of us was standing, waiting to see how close it would land to us.

My dad actually shot himself in the head with an arrow. Somehow it didn't pierce his skull so he was very fortunate.

[TheAustrianOak]

-at a keg party, i let my buddy break a chair over my back.. big ass scar

-at my buddies residence, i put my fist through about 8 lights in the hallway (nice knuckle scars) then did a back drop through a table in the community room

-burned my forearm

-at wakestock, got drunk and fell down an escalator. big ass scar directly on top of knee cap

-pierced my own nipple with a sterilized thumb tack

-like the OP, when i used to get mad at myself i'd punch myself in the face

-one time i was driving somewhere and was late because of traffic, and got a huge case of road rage. so i took my cell phone and threw it at my windshield, which put a huge crack in it. it also broke my cell phone. i then slammed my fist through my radio, breaking it

[exnihillo]

put hairspray on hand and lit it on fire..friend said it would not burn me..wound up catching shirt on fire..

let 9 year old son back car off of ramps..he floored it and ran over me..got a broken leg..

[The-Stig]

Originally Posted by TheAustrianOak

-at a keg party, i let my buddy break a chair over my back.. big ass scar

-at my buddies residence, i put my fist through about 8 lights in the hallway (nice knuckle scars) then did a back drop through a table in the community room

-burned my forearm

-at wakestock, got drunk and fell down an escalator. big ass scar directly on top of knee cap

-pierced my own nipple with a sterilized thumb tack

-like the OP, when i used to get mad at myself i'd punch myself in the face

-one time i was driving somewhere and was late because of traffic, and got a huge case of road rage. so i took my cell phone and threw it at my windshield, which put a huge crack in it. it also broke my cell phone. i then slammed my fist through my radio, breaking it

Wow! Did someone say therapy?

[TheAustrianOak]

Originally Posted by tyler-durden

Wow! Did someone say therapy?

hahaha i'm the most relaxed guy ever now, used to be exact opposite. but i'm a sexed up pot head now, what do i really have to get worked up over

majority of those things were done when i had a 26er of JD and some tequila into me. when i get that much booze into me i get into the fight or fukk mindset, and i guess i didn't get laid those nights

[angelfire2005]

Was sitting on the couch trying to open a dvd movie, and laid the knife down beside me. Went to grab it, thinking it was laying horizontal, and stuck the knife all the way through my hand. It had shifted and was laying vertical against my leg.

[AConrad00]

lmao @ the nine year old driving


i went to canada when i turned 19... woke up with bloody fists and friends who had a new found respect for my pain tolerance.... nice scars to explan to my mom


did a couple of eraser burns when i was in 8th grade... can hardly notice the scars anymore tho

[CelticBhoy]

Yes, when I was younger, I've done the cigarette burn thing Damn, I wish I could take that back.

Now keep in mind some of these are when I was real young...nonetheless, here it goes:

Intentional:

- Decided to go down a steep street with a scooter (barefoot) with no breaks...

- Saw the instructions of mace and thought that it "only" burned the eyes...my forearm/hand was killing me soon after.

- Thought that it would be okay to play hockey (goalie) without a helmet. What were the odds that it would hit me? Clue: It took less than 4 shots...

Unintentional:

- My ex girlfriend, the VERY first day I met her, I ended up killing her bird...I kid you not.

[HungryBert]

Originally Posted by exnihillo

put hairspray on hand and lit it on fire..friend said it would not burn me..wound up catching shirt on fire..

let 9 year old son back car off of ramps..he floored it and ran over me..got a broken leg..

i lol'ed at no.2...

[eating crayons]

intentional - when I was about 10, my mom had handheld hedgeclipper... well this big dull looking blad seemed to slowly go back and forth, and I was like, that wont do nothing to me... so I turned it on and stuck my finger in it - cut to the bone (hospital trip)

unintentional - at 7 years old, I tried to skateboard down the hill I lived on... well i crashed into the curb and cut my peepee wide open and bled all over the place and had to get stitches on my peepee

[caj]

Originally Posted by eating crayons

intentional - when I was about 10, my mom had handheld hedgeclipper... well this big dull looking blad seemed to slowly go back and forth, and I was like, that wont do nothing to me... so I turned it on and stuck my finger in it - cut to the bone (hospital trip)

unintentional - at 7 years old, I tried to skateboard down the hill I lived on... well i crashed into the curb and cut my peepee wide open and bled all over the place and had to get stitches on my peepee

this one's gonna be hard to beat. lol

[JRRBadBoy4Life]

Some pretty hardcore things. Anybody ever try to crush a beer can with their head? Oh the stupid things we used to do.

[MEEECROB]

Originally Posted by eating crayons

unintentional - at 7 years old, I tried to skateboard down the hill I lived on... well i crashed into the curb and cut my peepee wide open and bled all over the place and had to get stitches on my peepee

I just grabbed my cock because it hurt reading that.

[shreddedx10]

in tech i was filing a piece of metal to get it a nice shape..cuz we were making a shovel, and i was filing the handle so it would fit in the....wateva it was...anyway!!well i wqas filing this thing for like 10 minutes straiht and my arms were killing me cuz i went hard out for like 10 mins...then i though...haha how tuff would it be if i were to put that on my arm!..so i did and ive had the scar for over 3 years...looks like it did when it forst happened..its kinda sick(sick meaning cool

[shreddedx10]

oh and unintentional...one time me and my friends were making a cheating track for our cross countrry race..it was thru all this bush and took off about 10 minutes of the race...jst walking it...so anyway i was upfront and we were walking thru this long grass..and i was like 'o ok long grass..cool then next thing i no i fall like 2.5 meteres down this mutha fukking hole...hurt my back cut my leg(cuz there was sharp big ass boulders down the bottom and cut my hand...my friends laughed at me ..and they thought i was just sitting down in the hole....when they found out it was 2.5 meters deep and i was standing then they just laughed harder.....WANKAS!lol


also another intentional thing....i thought it would be cool too see how tuff i was again...so in tech(again) i got some sandpaper and sanded my hand till it bled...then i sanded it some more till i couldnt bare the pain.....i dnt mind now cuz it didnt really leave a scar...well it did just no that big...it piised blood but!

[Hamer and anvil]

was sword figting whith a friend real swords and im not talking about foils, thease wher ketanas. eany way i mised a block and my friend nearly opened me up like a backaly sergon. got a nice scar from that.

[SecondsOut]

unintentional

I was driving. A friend of mine was in the front seat and two girls were in the backseat, unbuckled: they'd soon wish they'd buckled. I'm driving kinda fast down a side street, maybe 35-40. I see a sign that says "Dip"; i looked in the road and didn't see anything. then all of a sudden BOOOOMMM!!! my car hits the dip, goes airborn, and slams back down to earth.

in the rearview, i saw the girls' heads hit the roof of the car!! they were also screaming, and my friend kept calling me crazy. he got kinda pissed but i think it's because the girls were a little turned off. i laughed about it later.

[MMA Superstar 2]

Unintentional: Senior Trip in Hawaii back in 2001, I was out on the balcony smokin a J and my friends locked me out. I hit the glass of the sliding door with my elbow a little too hard and ended up shattering the entire thing. Cut my left arm pretty damn bad, the cut was so deep you could see my bone. I lost so much blood, the hotel room looked like a murder scene. Got 27 stitches on my left arm and to this day, 6yrs later, I have this damn scar/keloid that will be with me for the rest of my life.

Intentional: Got pretty pissed off today and kicked this steel bar pretty hard. My right shin is all bloodied up and bruised, and my ankle is all swolled up. I don't think I'll be doing any cardio this week.

[Milamber]

booted a wall and broke big toe whilst sparing with a mate broken toes suck.

I really cant think of anything else... does getting totaly wasted and jumping off a bridge into a foot of water count?

[King Viscera]

punched out a window in my house and had glass in my fist.

[mickey_b08]

Not from me but this kid in this video probly would post here....

"i didnt see the edge of the cliff before i got on the bike"

http://emuse.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/15308

[fit_monster]

put my wiener in my friends ass the first time i drank because i freaked out from the alcohol.