Wow, the bible is awesome.

Nextstopearth · 03-13-2007, 02:48 AM

The bible teaches us so much about morality, peace, love, and just lessons on life in general. Here are some quotes to illustrate. Enjoy...in jesus name.

"This woman said unto me, Give thy son, that we may eat him to day, and we will eat my son to morrow. So we boiled my son, and did eat him: and I said unto her on the next day, Give thy son, that we may eat him." 2 Kings 6:28-29

"When a woman has her regular flow of blood, the impurity of her monthly period will last seven days, and anyone who touches her will be unclean till evening. 20 Anything she lies on during her period will be unclean, and anything she sits on will be unclean. 21 Whoever touches her bed must wash his clothes and bathe with water, and he will be unclean till evening. 22 Whoever touches anything she sits on must wash his clothes and bathe with water, and he will be unclean till evening. 23 Whether it is the bed or anything she was sitting on, when anyone touches it, he will be unclean till evening. 24 If a man lies with her and her monthly flow touches him, he will be unclean for seven days; any bed he lies on will be unclean." Lev 15:19-24

Do not cut the hair at the sides of your head or clip off the edges of your beard. Lev 19:27

Keep my decrees. Do not mate different kinds of animals. Do not plant your field with two kinds of seed. Do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of material. Lev 19:19

And he that curseth his father, or his mother, shall surely be put to death. Exodus 21:17

And if any man's seed of copulation go out from him, then he shall wash all his flesh in water, and be unclean until the even. Lev 15:16

Lev
1:8 And the priests, Aaron's sons, shall lay the parts, the head, and the fat, in order upon the wood that is on the fire which is upon the altar:
1:9 But his inwards and his legs shall he wash in water: and the priest shall burn all on the altar, to be a burnt sacrifice, an offering made by fire, of "a sweet savour unto the LORD".

Estimated total of the amount of people god has murdered: 32.9million. (There is a list but I thought it would be to long to post).

samuel 5:6 But the hand of the LORD was heavy upon them of Ashdod, and he destroyed them, and smote them with emerods(hemrrhoids),

lev 11:41 And every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth shall be an abomination

Deuturonomy 10:16 Circumcise therefore the foreskin of your heart, and be no more stiffnecked.

Song of solomon
8:8 We have a little sister, and she hath no breasts: what shall we do for our sister in the day when she shall be spoken for
8:10 I am a wall, and my breasts like towers: then was I in his eyes as one that found favour.

Isaiah 16:11 Wherefore my bowels shall sound like an harp for Moab, and mine inward parts for Kirharesh.

Ezekiel 1:27 And I saw as the colour of amber, as the appearance of fire round about within it, from the appearance of his loins even upward, and from the appearance of his loins even downward, I saw as it were the appearance of fire, and it had brightness round about.

That's all for now, I'm tired.

Rambo26 · 03-13-2007, 03:07 AM

mmm boiled son

Weightaholic · 03-13-2007, 03:55 AM

There are even more entertaining bits. Read the story of Lot....

Out of all the people in Sodom and Gomorrah, God thought he should be saved????

IceDragon · 03-13-2007, 04:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Weightaholic

There are even more entertaining bits. Read the story of Lot....

Out of all the people in Sodom and Gomorrah, God thought he should be saved????

Ooh yeah, Lot's a great story!

[/sarcasm]

LatissimusDorsi · 03-13-2007, 04:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Nextstopearth

Song of solomon
8:8 We have a little sister, and she hath no breasts: what shall we do for our sister in the day when she shall be spoken for
8:10 I am a wall, and my breasts like towers: then was I in his eyes as one that found favour.

LOL.

Ruhanv · 03-13-2007, 05:29 AM

How can anyone seriously think that the designer of the Universe would be vaguely interested in a woman's period, especially as he would have designed it as a mechanical function to ensure procreation of a species:

"When a woman has her regular flow of blood, the impurity of her monthly period will last seven days, and anyone who touches her will be unclean till evening. " Lev 15:19-24

I am sorry but that is just dumb and an extremely ignorant and primitive position to take.