this will sound ****ing far-fetched but i literally stole candy from a baby

[EKrim]

alright misc, this happened yesterday, but i forgot all about it until now. I was at the On the Border restaurant, its a tex-mex place if you dont have them. Well, anyways, i had the fajitas and usually when i have something like that i get in the mood for sweets. I'm pretty much just thinking about finding something sweet the whole time the check was being processed. After i pay, were leaving, and im walking behind the rest of the people i was with, when i spot a bag of swedish fish candy in front of a toddler whose sitting in a booster seat near front exit. I found it really ironic that this would catch my eye, when im craving such a treat. But nonetheless, i was just going to go on my way, and get some fruit or something when i got home.

then it happens, right when i pass the table, the kids mom, who was sitting next to him turns to order from the waiter. the kid is pretty much staring into space. I saw the opportunity and rose to the occasion. with a ninja-like strike of the hand, i grab the bag and briskly leave the restaurant. I remember feeling very ashamed that i did it, but then when i realized that i actually stole candy from a baby, i found it funny and told my friends about it

[CNDWolverine]

negged

[-Fletch-]

I lol'ed

[BIGDUBBDEISEL]

CN's.

[EKrim]

Originally Posted by CNDWolverine

negged

i probably deserve it, but in my defense, a toddler shouldnt be eating candy anyways

[SmarterChild]

useless without pics of the fish

[John L]

Reported to the FBI

[EKrim]

Originally Posted by ManLaw

useless without pics of the fish

the bag looked like this, but i ate them long ago dude

[mTm]

So how long until benchncurls makes a "Somebody stole my candy" thread?

[Lance Uppercut]

Originally Posted by EKrim

I found it really ironic that this would catch my eye, when im craving such a treat.

I have no problem with you stealing candy from a baby, I do however have a problem with you misusing the word 'ironic.' What you described is in fact the exact opposite of irony.

[Violator009]

u cheap bastid y didnt u jus buy it instead of stealing it from a baby?

[sHaDyOneDeath]

lol have some gray.

[Violator009]

Originally Posted by sHaDyOneDeath

lol have some gray.

lol, have some green bro..

[EKrim]

Originally Posted by Lance Uppercut

I have no problem with you stealing candy from a baby, I do however have a problem with you misusing the word 'ironic.' What you described is in fact the exact opposite of ironic

it isnt mildly ironic that exactly what i was craving would appear in some unattainable form?

[Lance Uppercut]

Originally Posted by EKrim

it isnt mildly ironic that exactly what i was craving would appear in some unattainable form?

No... you're thinking of a coincidence.

[EKrim]

Originally Posted by Lance Uppercut

No... you're thinking of a coincidence.

dont condescend me you ****ing dumbass son of a bitch. If you were half a smart as me youd be able to move out of the trailer park.

[Cromulent]

irony 1 |ˌʌɪrəni| noun ( pl. -nies) the expression of one's meaning by using language that normally signifies the opposite, typically for humorous or emphatic effect : ?Don't go overboard with the gratitude,? he rejoined with heavy irony. See note at wit . ? a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result : [with clause ] the irony is that I thought he could help me. ? (also dramatic or tragic irony) a literary technique, originally used in Greek tragedy, by which the full significance of a character's words or actions are clear to the audience or reader although unknown to the character.

I don't see the irony to be honest.

[V]

It was you mother****er? Give me my candy back!