Respect

xenmasta · 03-10-2007, 09:44 PM

So i was getting some head from a girl right, it was her first time she's a hot rich blond stuck up, you know fake tan... big tit's, well she was giveing it and I blew it all in her mouth, she starts bitching me out and **** like,"WHY DID YOU DO THAT ****" "THATS NASTY IS TASTES LIKE EYE DROPS"

and the best part of it, she spit the cum out all over my cell phone

so shes pissed for a week, so the week wears down, than comes the weekend, shes giving me head again, THIS time I didn't cum in her mouth I "PISSED" in her mouth, and you should of saw the ****ing face she made, I zipped my pants up and just ****ing left, and sent her a txt stateing "RESPECT"...

thats all, what would you have done?

btw here's a picture of her, not give ya the face just the body, some of her freinds use this site, that all I need is ****ing lawsuits ya know? She has a cute face tho, trust me, shes the one on the left(WHITE)

http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/3370/ddsxb3.jpg

Fighterpilota10 · 03-10-2007, 10:01 PM

holy **** dude

Sebstar · 03-10-2007, 10:38 PM

no butseks?

x2thez53913 · 03-11-2007, 12:31 AM

i dont think iwouldve pissed in her mouth.....however thanx for the entertainment. i didnt realize Rkelly was a bodybuilder.
but on a more serious note i would say your actions both times were more disrespectful then anything she did in your explanation. and the pics make them look like jailbait.....
pitiful

EZ-Bar · 03-11-2007, 12:52 AM

congradulations your a dick.

You didnt ask her if you could blow in her mouth you get that response.

whatever

x2thez53913 · 03-11-2007, 12:55 AM

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Originally Posted by EZ-Bar

congradulations your a dick.

You didnt ask her if you could blow in her mouth you get that response.

whatever

thank you for agreeing. reps.

SupaDJDiesel · 03-11-2007, 01:03 AM

I don't get it. Did you piss in her mouth or did you "PISS" in her mouth? Explain your use of quotations and capitals.

Also, if she freaks out and spits all over the place from a standard ejaculation, I'm pretty sure she'd do much more than "make a face" were she to receive a mouthful of urine.

-Fletch- · 03-11-2007, 01:11 AM

Wow, strong dick (no pun)

CandyStripes · 03-11-2007, 01:19 AM

Help me out here fellas. I was under the impression that men can't pee when hard, at least not without a lot of concentration. Is the OP's scenario really possible?

ps2cho · 03-11-2007, 01:26 AM

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Originally Posted by ComputeGat

Help me out here fellas. I was under the impression that men can't pee when hard, at least not without a lot of concentration. Is the OP's scenario really possible?

I was about to say that. It IS possible to piss while hard, yes...but,
It's not possible while she is giving you head and you are in the stages of arousal as the tube is blocked off.

Negged for lieing. Negged for being a dumbass.

puppet_master · 03-11-2007, 03:27 AM

What he said was impossible, negged for lying

lordsess24 · 03-11-2007, 03:34 AM

wow strong bull****. She should of bit it off. If a girl pissed in my mouth if i was eatin her out, shed get my whole fist in her vag. Or at least a mean punch to the gut.

niiick · 03-11-2007, 06:01 AM

****ing respect. good work man.

Cheftepesh · 03-11-2007, 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by x2thez53913

thank you for agreeing. reps.

Everytime you use your cell it will smell of your mistake.

wontquitever · 03-11-2007, 10:23 AM

this thread delivers.

SotexKilla08 · 03-11-2007, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Cheftepesh

Everytime you use your cell it will smell of your mistake.

ahahah

dude..she cant take a load in the mouth? wtf?

x2thez53913 · 03-11-2007, 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Cheftepesh

Everytime you use your cell it will smell of your mistake.

what the hell are you talking about as your Quoting me?
please explain because im curious.

Dead-Metal-2 · 03-11-2007, 07:28 PM

Karmas a bitch

Julian~ · 03-11-2007, 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by lordsess24

wow strong bull****. She should of bit it off. If a girl pissed in my mouth if i was eatin her out, shed get my whole fist in her vag. Or at least a mean punch to the gut.

What'd you do the first time you made a girl cum?

Ominus · 03-11-2007, 08:24 PM

ha nice man.

funny story, 2 of my buddies got head from this girl in the same week back in HS, and the first dude for some reason pissed in this girls mouth, really for no reason when she was givin him head... so my buddy was gettin head from her later in the week, and pissed in her mouth. she didnt say anything to either about it ha.

maryeliz · 03-11-2007, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by SotexKilla08

ahahah

dude..she cant take a load in the mouth? wtf?

I'm guessing you've never taken a load in the mouth and I'm guessing you have no idea how disgusting it is if you're not expecting it.

Beklet · 03-12-2007, 01:44 AM

Someone jizzed in my mouth once and didn't warn me. Massively disrespectful if you ask me. I spat it back into his laughing open mouth. He didn't laugh for long.

Even worse if it's the girls first time.

If it's possible, and if someone pissed in my mouth, after I 'd vomited all over them, I would be stamping on their dick in my New Rocks.

But I'm nice like that.

SuperCHARKA · 03-12-2007, 01:50 AM

Always ask if she wants it.

Girls should want it, too; it's a ****ing free multivitamin.

Violator009 · 03-12-2007, 02:09 AM

[QUOTE=xenmasta;26035321]"WHY DID YOU DO THAT ****" "THATS NASTY IS TASTES LIKE EYE DROPS"
[QUOTE]

Then you shouldve said " The better to sea me with", lol..

Beklet · 03-12-2007, 02:59 AM

Er one small question though - why the **** would you swallow eye drops????

Leper Messiah · 03-12-2007, 03:03 AM

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Originally Posted by puppet_master

What he said was impossible, negged for lying

QFT

ShadyBizzness · 03-12-2007, 03:08 AM

I didn't read the other responses but you were in the wrong on that one. If you told her you were going to bust in her mouth and then she got mad at you I can kind of see where you're coming from (no pun intended, no homo). She looks hot though.

Chitown_Legend · 03-12-2007, 03:20 AM

Id be willing to bet this dude has never messed around with a chick. He blacked out the faces because he got them from some chicks myspace without asking her so he blacked them out so he wouldnt get in trouble. Completely bs story, negged.

sHaDyOneDeath · 03-12-2007, 03:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Fighterpilota10

holy **** dude

x2

'think you're taking this Alpha thing a lil too srsly.

Speaking of respect, how about some respect for the girl who's blowing you? You just ruined potential sex for the future. Real smart.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chitown_Legend

Id be willing to bet this dude has never messed around with a chick. He blacked out the faces because he got them from some chicks myspace without asking her so he blacked them out so he wouldnt get in trouble. Completely bs story, negged.

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