WOW, what is wrong with me?!?!

blueadept33 · 03-08-2007, 10:52 PM

I'm at the bar and I'm wearing a stupid looking shirt. like I can post pics of it tomorrow if you want, but it's one of those kenneth cole shirts that didn't make the cut and my dad got it for me for $10. I decide to wear it b/c I don't have that many good looking shirts and im saving my best one for my friends b-day tomorrow where I know this model I've been seeing on and off will be. So im wearing this stupid ass shirt and we are at a bar and all of a sudden a hot white chick starts giving me a back rub. My friends are telling me "capitalize that!" and "SHE LOOKS GOOD!" etc. etc. and she is right there hearing all of it and keeps stroking my back and then grabs my ass. I then turn around and say "Sorry, I'm not ****ing until finals are over"...

I then regretted it deeply. what would compel me to say something like that? I don't believe that at all, but I need to get a ton of work done before my friends party tomorrow AND we are going to cleveland saturday so I can understand not getting my dick worked tonight, but she was really hot and I totally regret it... and the birthday boy told me to go for it too... I think I just drank so much that I didn't know what the right decision was and I don't want to remember this, ugh...I'm so sad.

MIKEISSMALL · 03-08-2007, 10:55 PM

(no homo)

MMA Superstar 2 · 03-08-2007, 10:55 PM

Homo.

Diego Sanchez · 03-08-2007, 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blueadept33

I think I just drank so much that I didn't know what the right decision was

If you truly drank too much you would have tried to piitv.

blueadept33 · 03-08-2007, 11:03 PM

I feel so homo, but I do have to get a ton of **** done tomorrow. If I don't get some ass in cleveland I'll feel terrible.

sidenote: all female misc members in cleveland PM me your cell-phone numbers a bunch of well, I won't talk them up, but they look really good guys are going to be there. I'm the ugly tag-along guy that gets the asian girls <sigh>.

I'm also piss ass drunk and won't remember writing this, CIAO

oh I did more or less rape my ex today. she came over saying she didn't want to do anything and then I ripped all her clothes off and PIITV for 90 minutes and then showed my affection by spraying hot man massage oil all over her. She then told me she had a really good time but it needs to end b/c she L??e me (yes she texted me saying l??e) but she is moving to new york. I always thought I didn't like her, but maybe I do.... I normally don't wake up at 3am and bring gyros to drunk girls... hmm

I am so not sparta right now...drinking makes me...nice. unless your fat.

Monkey Helmet · 03-08-2007, 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blueadept33

I think I just drank so much that I didn't know what the right decision was and I don't want to remember this, ugh...I'm so sad.

So drunk that you didn't sleep with a total stranger? That's a new one to me.

Thordic · 03-08-2007, 11:05 PM

lol da fugg....

-Fletch- · 03-08-2007, 11:08 PM

Do like Van Wilder and have her put questions on her boobs and show you them when you get a question right.

blueadept33 · 03-08-2007, 11:10 PM

actually I had a drawer full of like the 8 underwears I ripped off of her and she took them today b/c she said I was asian and going to sell them to japanese boys (not my racist)...that was kind of odd.

Nutella! · 03-08-2007, 11:10 PM

you are officially madness

Colemans#1 · 03-08-2007, 11:14 PM

slightly off topic

hey isnt your dad worth 40 million or something? like he got u a $10 dollar shirt

John L · 03-08-2007, 11:15 PM

You have disappointed the misc.

blueadept33 · 03-08-2007, 11:17 PM

my dads next worth is at least 50 mil, and yes he got me a $10 shirt. he buys his own shirts at target and opted for an S500 instead of an S600 because he didn't feel the upgrade was worth the cost when in the scheme of things it means nothing to him. But he does feed over 20,000 children in the world and he says when he spends lavishly he thinks of how much more he can give them. The only time I have seen him spend way too much is on my stepmom who has over a mil in diamonds.

gangledupjoe · 03-08-2007, 11:18 PM

dumb da dumb dumb

dumb da dumb dumb duuuuuuuuuuuuuuumb

Tucdaddy · 03-08-2007, 11:21 PM

That's what I like to see. Keep training hard blue!

blueadept33 · 03-08-2007, 11:21 PM

look up DIGL on the stock market, if you can get quotes to when it first came on the market you can see it was actually worth over a billion before it crashed into whatever pathetic thing is left of it now.

short story:
guy has idea, dad funded it
guy was scientologist, so was dad
dad quit scientology, guy told my dad stock was going to crash because a part of it was unfunctional
dad sold is share, stock skyrockted
court fee's, dad got millions out of settlement while the guys shares were worth over a billion (b/c scientology could have kept his payment going past his death so he settled, so he settled and has been investing the money quite smartly)

and keep it on the DL...

blueadept33 · 03-08-2007, 11:22 PM

as for training hard im going for RM's tomorrow, I got a gallon of water in front of me, 5 servings of pasta and 1/2 a pound of chicken which im eating before bed with 1 capsule of jungle warfare. I am not going to be held back when 10am comes around tomorrow. (no masturbation)