Stupid things that you've done while being drunk...

[Muphrid]

I'll start:

I was so drunk that I started sitting on chairs and falling with them....
and I also stuck a broom in some girl's ass... lol

That's what I can come up with atm.

[sleukem]

Originally Posted by Muphrid

I'll start:

I was so drunk that I started sitting on chairs and falling with them....
and I also stuck a broom in some girl's ass... lol

That's what I can come up with atm.

You stuck a broom in a girl's a$$???? Pics???? LOL

[John L]

Fell down a flight of stairs and dun got my head buss.



It was a little cut but it bled so damn much.

[LyZnX]

Climbed on my freinds trailer round 3am and yelled,


"I AM SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Negatron617]

i was driving with my boys drunk off of 151....and we were trying to find this college where there was a party
i saw a female police officer who had pulled over somebody else and i stopped the car in the middle of the street and i said
"do you know where the bentley's is at"
she looked at me and said "pull over right now"
my boys were like...yo youre stupid bounce muthaphucka
yea that was pretty dumb with my slurred speech and all

[LyZnX]

Originally Posted by noredr

i was driving with my boys drunk off of 151....and we were trying to find this college where there was a party
i saw a female police officer who had pulled over somebody else and i stopped the car in the middle of the street and i said
"do you know where the bentley's is at"
she looked at me and said "pull over right now"
my boys were like...yo youre stupid bounce muthaphucka
yea that was pretty dumb with my slurred speech and all

lol. Tequila?
Balsy

[ARNOLD_Layne]

Originally Posted by noredr

i was driving with my boys drunk off of 151....and we were trying to find this college where there was a party
i saw a female police officer who had pulled over somebody else and i stopped the car in the middle of the street and i said
"do you know where the bentley's is at"
she looked at me and said "pull over right now"
my boys were like...yo youre stupid bounce muthaphucka
yea that was pretty dumb with my slurred speech and all

driving drunk was not stupid enough

[LVI]

My Stag.

[sleukem]

Originally Posted by noredr

i was driving with my boys drunk off of 151....and we were trying to find this college where there was a party
i saw a female police officer who had pulled over somebody else and i stopped the car in the middle of the street and i said
"do you know where the bentley's is at"
she looked at me and said "pull over right now"
my boys were like...yo youre stupid bounce muthaphucka
yea that was pretty dumb with my slurred speech and all

I take it that you got a DUI????

[blueadept33]

I was really, severely intoxicated, to the point where I thought I was invincible. Some guys were talking about free-running and I was like "hmm, I am gonna try that one day" and they continued to tell me I was too heavy, etc. blah blah, well the bar is ugly tuna (OSU students know what I'm talking about) and it has this balcony really high up. And I was just like "CYA SUCKERS!" and jumped off of it. there is a ledge below it for this mexican restaraunt, the total drop was 25-30 ft, I hit the ledge (it was raining also, bad idea) rolled off it and landed on my head. police officers were about 20ft from me their backs facing me and I was like oh ****, stood up, and started slowly walking away, one of my friends came down and was like "OMG are you okay?!?" and I knew I probably had a concussion but college insurance ****s you in the ass so I went home and slept it off, I had a bump on my head for the next 3-4 months.

First time I ever got drunk was with my host sister in japan (who ended up being my first gf, 8 years older), the first time she got me drunk was also my first kiss, she gave me. so in my head I for some reason thought it was ok, to take off all my clothes in the parking lot after we got off the train and tell her I wasn't going home until she kissed me again. we ended up dating 3 years, lol. I actually had more redeemable qualities when sober which we found out on later dates...

in south beath on spring break there was a huge techno concert two of my friends wanted to go to, we were drunk and when we got there it was $50 at the door so we said f that, then a huge firetruck comes and we go on the otherside of it drunk as hell and climb on, and get in for free.

I have more, but I'll let some other people share...

[Negatron617]

nope...i listened to my friends and got outta there eventually found the place
by drunk i wasnt like staggering stupid cant drink drunk....but i was feeling nice over the limit drunk...
you know whats funny
i been in 3 accidents....all sober....
when not sober....no accidents

[sleukem]

Originally Posted by noredr

nope...i listened to my friends and got outta there eventually found the place
by drunk i wasnt like staggering stupid cant drink drunk....but i was feeling nice over the limit drunk...
you know whats funny
i been in 3 accidents....all sober....
when not sober....no accidents

Good to hear you didn't get the DUI. I'm surprised the cop didn't get your plates and have a nearby officer pull you over.

[2stoked]

You know that opening scene in Apocalypse Now where he's in his hotel room, I did that once drunk ahha

[Negatron617]

it was dark....she was busy with another driver....yup very lucky

another story....i was pulled over by state police for doing like 60mph around my house

i was def over the legal limit but not staggering or not functioning right

dude pulls me over tells me to get out of the car...im ****ting my pants like oh ****
if he gives me a breathalizer im dead
he just goes say ya abc's which i say ridiculiously fast and then i walk a star8 line....
the officer says okay and just lets me go on my way....i learned a good lesson there
i pretty much stopped speeding after i know im over the legal limit

[sleukem]

Originally Posted by noredr

it was dark....she was busy with another driver....yup very lucky

another story....i was pulled over by state police for doing like 60mph around my house

i was def over the legal limit but not staggering or not functioning right

dude pulls me over tells me to get out of the car...im ****ting my pants like oh ****
if he gives me a breathalizer im dead
he just goes say ya abc's which i say ridiculiously fast and then i walk a star8 line....
the officer says okay and just lets me go on my way....i learned a good lesson there
i pretty much stopped speeding after i know im over the legal limit

Jeez man, you have some strong luck there!!!

[lacey23]

Was already loaded when i got to the college bar, ordered 4 shots of jim beam for me and a buddy, drank em down. Heard another guy got kicked out so went outside to see him. I wasn't going to pick up at all in my state, so from what I hear I went in through the kitchen door, and came out wiht a tub of ice cream. looked around and started running. I vaguely remember campus security chasing me but I lost them in the student ghetto and ran in my house. Woke up the next morning trying to remember what happened the night before, rolled over and at the side of my bed there was an upside down bowl. Picked it up and there was ice cream everywhere, came down stairs and all my romates are eating ice cream for breakfest. Thats probably the dumbest.

[Furple]

Put a $600 hole in the wall while dancing drunk.

[blueadept33]

hmm maybe if I had weak hair I would have strong luck too...

[krogtaar]

Originally Posted by blueadept33

I was really, severely intoxicated, to the point where I thought I was invincible. Some guys were talking about free-running and I was like "hmm, I am gonna try that one day" and they continued to tell me I was too heavy, etc. blah blah, well the bar is ugly tuna (OSU students know what I'm talking about) and it has this balcony really high up. And I was just like "CYA SUCKERS!" and jumped off of it. there is a ledge below it for this mexican restaraunt, the total drop was 25-30 ft, I hit the ledge (it was raining also, bad idea) rolled off it and landed on my head. police officers were about 20ft from me their backs facing me and I was like oh ****, stood up, and started slowly walking away, one of my friends came down and was like "OMG are you okay?!?" and I knew I probably had a concussion but college insurance ****s you in the ass so I went home and slept it off, I had a bump on my head for the next 3-4 months.

First time I ever got drunk was with my host sister in japan (who ended up being my first gf, 8 years older), the first time she got me drunk was also my first kiss, she gave me. so in my head I for some reason thought it was ok, to take off all my clothes in the parking lot after we got off the train and tell her I wasn't going home until she kissed me again. we ended up dating 3 years, lol. I actually had more redeemable qualities when sober which we found out on later dates...

in south beath on spring break there was a huge techno concert two of my friends wanted to go to, we were drunk and when we got there it was $50 at the door so we said f that, then a huge firetruck comes and we go on the otherside of it drunk as hell and climb on, and get in for free.

I have more, but I'll let some other people share...

ahahaha this balcony is pretty high up...i dont know how you managed to walk out of there

[sleukem]

Originally Posted by Furple

Put a $600 hole in the wall while dancing drunk.

What the hell? Did you throw yourself thru the wall?

[Chris A]

Fell on my lower back going down the stairs hurt like hell... felt that the next day. I still dont think my lower back is quite right from that, pisses me off.

Also i dont remember but my friends said these 2 girls came up to me at a club and were like "hey whats up!?" and being so hammered i just like said some gibberish to them and since my speach was so sloppy i ended up spitting in one of their faces... according to my friends lol, i was kicked out shortly after. What a wasted oppurtunity, DAMN!

I once left the back door wide open all nite and morning after i came home drunk dont even remem opening it.

I slammed/busted through 2 doors in my house really hard repeatedly and broke them both, dont even remem doing most of that. I also threw a card table around the room and broke it. Dunno why i did that lol i guess my repressed emotions were coming out or something and i was kinda pissed i was kicked out of a club i was at, prolly for being a drunktard.

[justdragit]

I got one ...

I drank 1.75L of Vodka and half a bottle of Gin by myself within one hour... Ended up passed out in the bathtub with my roomates who together weigh like 200lbs ... lol .. eventually the called the paramedics and I had to have my stomach pumped and rode in an ambulance. Was unconcious not passed out for 6 hours. Had bruises and a hangover from hell. Good thing is I dont remember any of it at all. Dont ever do that OMFG!!

On a side note I was told I was hitting on the paramedic ... she told me that I asked her out before i went unconcious so ...

[Brasmonky]

I've got so many....

I got a raging boner while dancing with a fat chick this weekend, she had to have known too. Thanks Paravol...

[SFriday425]

I knocked myself out by accidentally whipping my head into a brick wall (fell into a bush, jumped out of the bush and hit wall) while in Mexico. I guess I woke up after 3 minutes of being KOed laughing and rubbing my head. I don't remember...

Way too many others to name.

[Sobe188]

Got in a fight with a miniature pine-tree. Also, my best friend lives beside a corn field..and I ended up running randomly through it, falling down, and passing out for about a hour until they noticed I was missing.

[RIKTER]

Oh God, the stories in this thread bring back some memories..the worst thing I ever done was run a red light at about 75 smashing into a family of 5 killing 4of them, the 2 year old survived, go figure, it was late at night and no one around so I was able to leave the scene and get my ass back home pronto, what sucks is I had to bury my truck to hide the evidence...I miss that truck, it was a sweet ride.

[mexiFRO]

i think its stupid but half a bottle of crown royal in about 30 minutes and i puked in the bathroom trash can when i could have puked in the toilet, located one head width to the left....i got up and it didnt even feel like i puked

[BigDutchman]

Originally Posted by RIKTER

Oh God, the stories in this thread bring back some memories..the worst thing I ever done was run a red light at about 75 smashing into a family of 5 killing 4of them, the 2 year old survived, go figure, it was late at night and no one around so I was able to leave the scene and get my ass back home pronto, what sucks is I had to bury my truck to hide the evidence...I miss that truck, it was a sweet ride.

Awesome story bro.

[lacey23]

Originally Posted by justdragit

I got one ...

I drank 1.75L of Vodka and half a bottle of Gin by myself within one hour... Ended up passed out in the bathtub with my roomates who together weigh like 200lbs ... lol .. eventually the called the paramedics and I had to have my stomach pumped and rode in an ambulance. Was unconcious not passed out for 6 hours. Had bruises and a hangover from hell. Good thing is I dont remember any of it at all. Dont ever do that OMFG!!

On a side note I was told I was hitting on the paramedic ... she told me that I asked her out before i went unconcious so ...

my god, lol. how the hell did you think you could drink that much. The most I've ever put down is a 40 oz over the course of a whole night.

[user178944]

friends leave me, Im outside my dorm, i lay down and almost pass out im drunk, and have a chew in my mouth (yes disgusting, only done a few times, and bcuz im drunk) and then they stole some bikes (they were drunk as well) they cam back helped me up, i hugged a tree thinking it was my friend..then yacked on the ground right there, all over the place, then almost passes out in the bed of a random pick up truck =(