Ordering Pizza in 2008

cakedonkey · 03-02-2007, 12:38 AM

This was too funny not to post.

Quote:

Operator: Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your national ID number?

Customer: Hi, I'd like to place an order.

Operator: I must have your NIDM first, sir.

Customer: My National ID Number, yeah, hold on, eh, it's, 3897950001-54-66689.

Operator: Thank you Mr. Phelps. I see your E-mail address is, phelps@home.net and that you live at, 8257 Private Drive. Your home phone number is, 505-7633, your office number over at Brave New World Insurance is, 254-7697 and your cell number is, 733-7433. Which number are you calling from sir?

Customer: Huh? I?m at home. Where?d you get all this information?

Operator: We?re wired into the HSS, sir.

Customer: The HSS, what is that?

Operator: We?re wired into the Homeland Security System, sir. It will add only 15 seconds to your ordering time.

Customer: (sighs) Oh well ? I'd like to order a couple of your All-Meat Special pizzas.

Operator: I don't think that's a good idea, sir.

Customer: Whaddya mean?

Operator: Sir, your medical records and commode sensors indicate that you've got very high blood pressure and extremely high cholesterol. Your National Health Care provider won't allow such an unhealthy choice.

Customer: What?!?! What do you recommend, then?

Operator: You might try our low-fat Soybean Pizza. I'm sure you'll like it.

Customer: What makes you think I'd like something like that?

Operator: Well, you checked out 'Gourmet Soybean Recipes' from your local library last week, sir. That's why I made the suggestion.

Customer: All right, all right. Give me two family-sized ones, then.

Operator: That should be plenty for you, your wife and your four kids, and your 2 dogs can finish the crusts, sir. Your total is $49.99.

Customer: Lemme give you my credit card number.

Operator: I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid you'll have to pay in cash. Your credit card balance is over its limit.

Customer: I'll run over to the ATM and get some cash before your driver gets here.

Operator: That may not work either, sir. Your checking account is also overdrawn.

Customer: Never mind! Just send the pizzas. I'll have the cash ready. How long will it take?

Operator: We're running a little behind, sir. It'll be about 45 minutes, sir. If you're in a hurry you might want to pick'em up while you're out getting the cash, but then, carrying pizzas on a motorcycle can be a little awkward.

Customer: Wait! How do you know I ride a scooter?

Operator: It says here you're in arrears on your car payments, so your car got repo'ed. But your Harley's paid for and you just filled the tank yesterday.

Customer: Well, I'll be a #%#^*^&$%^$@#!

Operator: I'd advise watching your language, sir. You've already got a July 4, 2006 conviction for cussing out a cop and another one I see here in September for contempt at your hearing for cussing at a judge. Oh yes, I see here that you just got out from a 90 day stay in the State Correctional Facility. Is this your first pizza since your return to society?

Customer: (speechless)

Operator: Will there be anything else, sir?

Customer: Yes, I have a coupon for a free 2 liter of Coke.

Operator: I'm sorry sir, but our ad's exclusionary clause prevents us from offering free soda to diabetics. The New Constitution prohibits this. Thank you for calling Pizza Hut.

Original: http://www.teamlaw.org/OrderPizza2008.htm.

ThatDarnDavidKi11111 · 03-02-2007, 12:40 AM

that wasnt funny at all. it was just stupid. it took no creativity at all to think of that. plus, the customer acts like its a surprise that they no all that information like he has never ordered a pizza in his life and has been living under a rock.

Briangumble · 03-02-2007, 12:43 AM

Here's the video for it. Fast forward to 5:35.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7pHb7bPfMc

cakedonkey · 03-02-2007, 12:44 AM

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that wasnt funny at all. it was just stupid. it took no creativity at all to think of that. plus, the customer acts like its a surprise that they no all that information like he has never ordered a pizza in his life and has been living under a rock.

I think the problem is that you don't even understand the actual intent of the joke.

RippedRebeL · 03-02-2007, 12:44 AM

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Originally Posted by ThatDarnDavidKi

that wasnt funny at all. it was just stupid. it took no creativity at all to think of that. plus, the customer acts like its a surprise that they no all that information like he has never ordered a pizza in his life and has been living under a rock.

lmao that was a stupid comment man. I order pizzas all the time yet they dont tell me all that **** or go through all my personal information. I'd be surprised as hell if they did and so would you.

Briangumble · 03-02-2007, 12:47 AM

The point the web page is trying to make is that in 2008 there will be laws where your personal information is gonna be put out like that. It's a hypothetical scenario of what it will be like in 2008.

batteryrequired · 03-02-2007, 07:22 AM

Its pretty obvious that some younger people do not pay any attention to what goes on in our country...and I say 'some', not all. I was the same way at one time until I started a family. Its also an obviously extreme way of telling people how laws will be put into place if we are not careful and make it a point to tell the 'boys' in Washington we do not want Big Brother watching us like that. They take out way to much money out of my paycheck (which should go to raising my 3 kids still at home) and the 'boys' instead think they should give it to people who are not willing to work as hard as me. Ok, I better stop here before I go to crazy on this subject

cakedonkey · 03-04-2007, 11:58 PM

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Originally Posted by batteryrequired

Its pretty obvious that some younger people do not pay any attention to what goes on in our country...and I say 'some', not all. I was the same way at one time until I started a family. Its also an obviously extreme way of telling people how laws will be put into place if we are not careful and make it a point to tell the 'boys' in Washington we do not want Big Brother watching us like that. They take out way to much money out of my paycheck (which should go to raising my 3 kids still at home) and the 'boys' instead think they should give it to people who are not willing to work as hard as me. Ok, I better stop here before I go to crazy on this subject

Not only don't pay attention, but straight-up can't comprehend ... LOL.

Bumping this.