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03-01-2007, 03:44 PM
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Im the f*ckin' man
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WOW! Talk about the fight for Power!!!?!
so im sitting at the dinner table with my dad, mom, brother, and sister. My brother starts acting all tough and alpha to my sister so i start acting alpha to him. At this point the chain reaction has already begun because my dad starts yelling at me saying i "think i rule the house" so he comes over and gets in my face as im eating my pumpkin pie. Its funny how hyped he became as im relaxing eating the pie. "come try pussy" "Ok dad, i will when im done eating my pie" Great pie by the way. The other funny thing is how my brother just dropped to number 3 so quickly.
but god damn, my family is literally nothing but a fight for power and to be the alpha male between the 3 males in the house. Anyone else's family like this? Its seriosuly like theres never any f*cking break.
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03-01-2007, 03:55 PM
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Pumpkin Pie!!??!?! Are You Crazy?!?!? Negged For Eating So Much Sugar!!!
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03-01-2007, 03:58 PM
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So did you kill your dad or what?
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03-01-2007, 04:07 PM
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Im the f*ckin' man
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Originally Posted by MSUHockey
So did you kill your dad or what?
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yes, i jammed the pumpkin pie so far up his ass his torso exploded and then i proceeded to change the name of the house to "The IronMike9110 Family Residence"
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03-01-2007, 04:08 PM
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R.I.P. Grandma 5/12/07
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ashamed of you absorbing pumpkin pie..
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03-01-2007, 04:09 PM
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He killed his dad and then proceeded to rape his mom. His mom cut his balls off so he can no longer be Spartan.
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03-01-2007, 04:10 PM
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This thread is useless with out video clips
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03-01-2007, 04:26 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ironmike9110
so im sitting at the dinner table with my dad, mom, brother, and sister. My brother starts acting all tough and alpha to my sister so i start acting alpha to him. At this point the chain reaction has already begun because my dad starts yelling at me saying i "think i rule the house" so he comes over and gets in my face as im eating my pumpkin pie. Its funny how hyped he became as im relaxing eating the pie. "come try pussy" "Ok dad, i will when im done eating my pie" Great pie by the way. The other funny thing is how my brother just dropped to number 3 so quickly.
but god damn, my family is literally nothing but a fight for power and to be the alpha male between the 3 males in the house. Anyone else's family like this? Its seriosuly like theres never any f*cking break.
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Haha. 3 Males, try 5 brothers and a dad. 6 males. Thats my family. ITs a constant struggle for Alpha Superiority. Its just like animal planet. i'll post some crazy stories later
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