Funny bodybuilding sayings while flexing

[Camel Salesman]

I found these... they are pretty funny.


"do you know a good vet?"
"why?"
"cause these pythons are f***ing SICK!"

Hey I Got An Internal Suspension Today She Says Y Because I Brought This Gunz To School Meaning Your Biceps

*point to one bicep* THUNDER!!!
*point to other bicep* LIGHTNING!!!
*flex both arms* STORM!!!

Got shot be a hunter, he thought I was a beast!

The army called me, they're looking for a tank!

The beach is, that way! (hit a double bicep pose, and point both fingers in same direction)

"Hey sweetie, could you go to the bank for me?"
She says "why? Can't you go?"
You say "no, I'm not allowed. The sign on the door says no guns allowed"

"Somebody better call the police becuase someones gonna gets hurt, because I brought my guns to school!!!"
And then I went BAM BAM as I flexed both.

"Got a band-aid? cause I am CUT!"

"Hey man, you got any tape? Cause I'm ripped!"

"you got your climbing equipment? /bicep pose/ Ready to climb mount everest!?"

Whatchya been up to, man? "Ahh nothing, eating midgets, spooning wild bears, you know.. the usual."

"Last time I saw legs like that, their was a note attached to one."

"You need to call a plumber, because you need to workk on those pipes!"

Tri (flex Your Tris) To Get Bi (Flex Your Bi) This (Most Muscualr)

[creampuff18]

"I like to move it......move it!"

(no-homo)

and the original-

"i got pulled over today...."

"why is that?"

"for havin two gun's and a six pack!"

[benchintraining]

Mine is
Dont Tri me *Flex Tri's*
Cause you wont get Bi me *you know the drill*
So get back
or get Trapped.

[TheDeepBlue]

id like to introduce you to des(flex left arm) and troy(flex right arm) together they destroy(flex both)

[vitriol]

The first one made me lol... the rest were a bit average

reps none the less.. cant wait to bust out the vet line tomorow

[Big W]

Originally Posted by vitriol

The first one made me lol... the rest were a bit average

reps none the less.. cant wait to bust out the vet line tomorow

thinking the same one..

[blueadept33]

i use the vet one all the time.

when I get my bf% low I'm like "hey babe you have a dictionary?" "no why?" "SO YOU CAN LOOK UP THIS DEFINITION!!"

[Camel Salesman]

hhahaha

[1earedELEPHANT]

"you got tickets?"
to what?
*flex* "the gun show"


and

*flex* "these guns don't got safeties"

[krazybartender]

Here are some that my friends and I made up... some of them are kinda stupid, but when you're joking around with your friends they are actually quite funny.

FOR BICEPS:

"You're not going to the pool...take them floaties off!"

FOR SHOULDERS:

"Are you from the stone age? 'cuz you got boulders for shoulders!"

FOR LATS:

"Were you drinking Red Bull? 'cuz you got wings!"

RIPS ON GUYS WHO DON'T WORK OUT OR USED TO WORK OUT BUT DON'T ANYMORE:

"Hey Curve's called last night... you left your purse there!"

"Can I get a refund to your gun show?"

"Those aren't guns, those are pea shooters"

"Do you work out at Sally Total Fitness? I heard they have the largest selection of colored dumbbells!"

"Hey, nice triceps... too bad they're on a female's frame"

If anyone has anymore, keep 'em coming.

[DJMctits]

How about:

"I'M GONNA POOOOOP!!"

[rugby pro.]

tri and get bi this (mm)

[V]

"You heard abou the test today?"

"What test?"

"LOOK AT MY FLEXED UPPER ARMS!"

[DJMctits]

^^^ extremely appropriate V