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Funny Aim Convo
Alright, my friend gave me this girl's screen name and told me to mess with her. I assumed he knew her, but it turns out it's this totaly random girl who lives in PA or something. She told her boyfriend that i was messing with her, and he obviousl "came to the rescue". He imed me on these 2 different names at the same time (or it was him and a friend). I think they turned out kind of funny so here they are. Peace
LT PiMPDaWG: sup
shakinfist01: nuthin, u?
LT PiMPDaWG: dude are u ****ed up in the head
shakinfist01: a little
shakinfist01: i did have a bad car accident like 2 years back
shakinfist01: but nothing major
shakinfist01: why do u ask?
LT PiMPDaWG: becuz
LT PiMPDaWG: u be messing wtih steph
LT PiMPDaWG: don't bug her man
LT PiMPDaWG: just lay off
LT PiMPDaWG: aight
LT PiMPDaWG: ?
shakinfist01: what the dillyo?
shakinfist01: and who the hell is this?
shakinfist01: some kind of pimpdawg?
LT PiMPDaWG: ummm **** yes
LT PiMPDaWG: unlike ur ass
LT PiMPDaWG: whos too busy shakin a fist
shakinfist01: yeah...you need to work on your articulation, ur a little hard to follow...you should have learned how to form a scentence long ago
shakinfist01: just curious...are you iming me on 2 different screen names, or is it 2 different people who have nothing better to do?
LT PiMPDaWG: are u asking me to fight or something
shakinfist01: pay closer attention to what i say, and you will be able to figure it out by urself
LT PiMPDaWG: dude
LT PiMPDaWG: i take it u wanna fight
shakinfist01: i'd really have no problem
LT PiMPDaWG: ok
LT PiMPDaWG: u got a pic of urself
LT PiMPDaWG: so i can see wat i gotta whoop
shakinfist01: why...u lookin for somethin to jerk off to?
shakinfist01: i doubt it brutha...i live in south florida. If you really intend on traveling down to south florida to have ur ass handed to you...you need to think of something better to occupy ur time
LT PiMPDaWG: damn bro
LT PiMPDaWG: u be a cockky lil mo'****a
LT PiMPDaWG: hahahaa
LT PiMPDaWG: do u want ur face ripped open
LT PiMPDaWG: and u talk like ur parents jerk u
LT PiMPDaWG: tell ur mom to take her hand off ur dick
LT PiMPDaWG: then talk
shakinfist01: ya see bro...i'm really not impressed by kids who try to act all hard over the internet...it really doesn't show much character on your part
LT PiMPDaWG: shutup u hairy ****
LT PiMPDaWG: u think ur bad or something
shakinfist01: do you have anything intelligent to say? If not...i'd suggest ending this conversation immediately
LT PiMPDaWG: ok pussybitch
LT PiMPDaWG: pussbag ******
shakinfist01: yeah...i'd say ur done alright
LT PiMPDaWG: **** u
LT PiMPDaWG: lay off of steph
LT PiMPDaWG: dis is ur 1st and last warning
shakinfist01: yeah...ur pretty cool and all...but i don't see why i'd listen to you...especially when u try expressing in the manner you chose...what, is grammer not cool anymore? or are you too streat...
LT PiMPDaWG: wtf man
LT PiMPDaWG: are u like a geeky ass school computer nerd
shakinfist01: buddy..ur rambling again...formulate ur thoughts before you try to convey them to me
LT PiMPDaWG: man just shut the hell up
LT PiMPDaWG: ur a geeky ass biotch
LT PiMPDaWG: who is probably gay
LT PiMPDaWG: i wouldn't doubt it
LT PiMPDaWG: cuz u sound gay
shakinfist01: yeah..most likely...seeing as how it's quite easy to determines ones sexually over a conversation on aim
LT PiMPDaWG: eww
LT PiMPDaWG: ur gay
shakinfist01: i'm really tired of you trying to be all hard...listen, i know ur no thug, you don't have to impress me anymore...just drop it
LT PiMPDaWG: u ***got
LT PiMPDaWG: ok pussy
shakinfist01: does calling me names give you some kind of satisfaction? I don't even get it...if ur trying to tell me something, just tell me, and move on...it's not like ur pissing me off or anything
LT PiMPDaWG: **** off
shakinfist01: alright...so ur done now?
LT PiMPDaWG: yep
LT PiMPDaWG: im homophobic
LT PiMPDaWG: i don't talk to homos
shakinfist01: alright...so i'll talk to you later
LT PiMPDaWG: bye ***got
shakinfist01: peace out thug
and 2
SoCcErBoY442255: ur a lil bitch
shakinfist01: i get that a lot
shakinfist01: and how're u doin?
SoCcErBoY442255: leave steph she dont want or need you
shakinfist01: who the **** is steph?
shakinfist01: i'm sorry...am i supposed to be scared of some1 who's screen name is soccer boy?
shakinfist01: no offence, but ur really not all that intimidating
SoCcErBoY442255: its my lil bros
shakinfist01: cool man
SoCcErBoY442255: shakin fist i bet you cant swing it
shakinfist01: i bet you need to rethink what you are trying to convey before speaking
SoCcErBoY442255: what school do you go to?
shakinfist01: i don't live anywhere near u buddy
SoCcErBoY442255: where then
shakinfist01: north broward
SoCcErBoY442255: oh and ur real intimidating ur names mikey
shakinfist01: well...mike, but i guess if once wished to call me mikey it would apply...
shakinfist01: but it's not like i go by it
SoCcErBoY442255: how old are you?
shakinfist01: 16
SoCcErBoY442255: how tall?
shakinfist01: 5'7.5"
SoCcErBoY442255: and no thongs for you
SoCcErBoY442255: for me
shakinfist01: again...think about what you say before typing
SoCcErBoY442255: you ain't my mama
shakinfist01: so...
shakinfist01: u done?
SoCcErBoY442255: no bitch
shakinfist01: then by all means, continue making an ass out of urself
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