Goodbye Sex Ends with an ill-timed Money Shot (pic)
Well BBers - I have enjoyed laughing/eye raping many a posted GF up on this forum and promised when my current relationship ended I would toss up a picture
Anyway
Last night I had the first 100% mutual break up of my life. Crazy
Really didn't think it was possible. She asked me if I wanted to end things, I said yes, she thought the same, blah blah blah
Then came the good bye sex
BTW - Good bye sex is where its at
No one holds back, kinda crazy
And in all this commotion, I pulled out and angled up a little too much
Boom, covered her face in my MANaise
She freaked out, and had good reason, I mean you hit a girl in the face with a good bye sex load, she is going to assume you just wanted to go out like a Kamazee pilot
100% accidental
For all you guys breaking things off, engaging in some good bye humping, and hoping to have a drunk dial candiate, make sure you don't pop her in the face
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Last edited by blackfrankwhite; 02-16-2007 at 08:58 AM.
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Wait, you've mislead us with the title! I was expecting a pic of a wad all over your broad 's face
He ended a relationship by giving his ex a facial....then posted a pic of the ex.
We should not criticize quality posts such as these!!!
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Well BBers - I have enjoyed laughing/eye raping many a posted GF up on this forum and promised when my current relationship ended I would toss up a picture
Anyway
Last night I had the first 100% mutual break up of my life. Crazy
Really didn't think it was possible. She asked me if I wanted to end things, I said yes, she thought the same, blah blah blah
Then came the good bye sex
BTW - Good bye sex is where its at
No one holds back, kinda crazy
And in all this commotion, I pulled out and angled up a little too much
Boom, covered her face in my MANaise
She freaked out, and had good reason, I mean you hit a girl in the face with a good bye sex load, she is going to assume you just wanted to go out like a Kamazee pilot
100% accidental
For all you guys breaking things off, engaging in some good bye humping, and hoping to have a drunk dial candiate, make sure you don't pop her in the face
if you're really gave this hot chick a facial.....congrats, you're my hero now !! I LOVE blondes !!
lol...holy **** i'm laughing....i'm at work and i was debating if i should open it! i went ahead and did it! i'm probably the only person that's glad i saw her face without jizz all over it...
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