Valentines Day Massacre happened to me, why did this happen can you explain?

Shawnisax · 02-15-2007, 09:40 AM

Ok this is kinda wierd and alil disturbing maybe even funny to you sick fawkers but here is what happended...

I've been dieting since january hardcore never cheated 1 day. Never had a drop of alchoal or anything...I've been taking in aprox 1400-1700 calories a day. Been eating alot egg beaters, fat free cheese, tuna, chicken and whole wheat low calories lite bread, hot sauce and thats pretty much it, and ALOT milk and whey shakes....

Anyways it was valentines day so me and my girl we decided to goto bennigans because we were going to go somewhere niec but we got terrible ice/snow storm and roads were ridiclous and bennigans closest so that was the choice...

So we ordered HORRIBLE food, hey its my first cheat day in 1 1/2 months...We order broccoli bites (fried brocolli, in a fried ball with cheese)and mozerella sticks as an appetizier with diet coke...And for my main meal i figured i get some chicken so i got 20 wings, not greatest choice...

Well right after I get done eating my wings, i mean RIGHT AFTER, my stomach starts twisting and turning. Im like ohhhhhhhhhhhh, and my gf is like you wanna get desert. I said no but you can, so she orders. Then all sudden a massive i mean massive twisting sensation in my lower abdomen like under my belly button pains, horrible..

I told her I would be right back...So i proceed to bathroom, as i walk it intensifies and im like oh my god, im sweating its really bad. I get into bathroom and its a 1 man pooper and someone is ****ing in there pissing. Im holding my ******* grinding against the wall and im releasing lil farts that each one i fear im going to soak my pants

Well finally guys opens stall door and he didnt flush or wash his hands he walks out. ******* pissed all over the place, all over toilet seat etc. Im getting ready to poop my pants literally, im trying to make a huge bald eagles nest of toilet paper around brim. As i pull my pants down and bend over i start projectile ****ting all over the toilet seat cover. its running up my back and everything. Im in bathroom for a good 45 minute so my gf gets worried and sends our waiter in, i told him i was okay and i would be right out...

My question is, what caused this explosive diahhrea? Could it be from food i ate? I thought it takes time for your body to digest like few days?

I tried google searching, said wierd stuff about infections yada yada...

Cliffnotes...
-Went to bennigans for valentines day because snow ruined where i wanted to go
-Ate Broccoli bites, Mozerella Sticks and 20 wings
-Had explosive diarhea within 5 minutes of completeing my meal nearly **** myself
-Spray painted the bathroom brown
-Questin is what caused this?

Carpathia · 02-15-2007, 09:42 AM

im guessing you didnt get any valentines ass to mouth action last night

Agent Lazy 78 · 02-15-2007, 09:44 AM

if you've been eating clean, then the grease in your food was like a stomach bomb. Happens to me sometimes after good cheat meals.

BOOM....sh!t everywhere

IRONMANN1 · 02-15-2007, 09:45 AM

Your body hasnt seen **** food like that in a long time. Shocked your system, thus explosive diarreah.

lol sucks man.

Kirby28 · 02-15-2007, 09:49 AM

Last time I was eating really clean for about 4 weeks, I decided to go to Olive Garden for a cheat meal. I ate about half then went to the bathroom and threw it back up. I felt better so I ate the rest.. it stayed down.

jerseybowles · 02-15-2007, 09:52 AM

damn dude, that is funny yet sucky at the same time....i get sort of the same thing but from a different end....since ive been eating really clean/plain for a few years now, as soon as i eat anything with lots of spices / fried etc. i get sick to my stomach and want to vomit...its quite odd and annoying.

Shawnisax · 02-15-2007, 10:05 AM

I thought it took several days for your body to digest food though? I mean it was INSTANT.

So am i going to have this problem, because im trying to really make this my "new lifestyle" eating extremely clean, splurging 1-2x a month once i get to weight I wanna be...

I mean god forbid I go out somewhere like a movie or something and eat the junk there.

I feel like i need to buy a diaper

Out_of_da_can_into_da_man · 02-15-2007, 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnisax

I thought it took several days for your body to digest food though? I mean it was INSTANT.

So am i going to have this problem, because im trying to really make this my "new lifestyle" eating extremely clean, splurging 1-2x a month once i get to weight I wanna be...

I mean god forbid I go out somewhere like a movie or something and eat the junk there.

I feel like i need to buy a diaper

y didnt u wipe ur ass?

Shawnisax · 02-15-2007, 10:09 AM

I did, i used aprox 1/2 the toilet paper roll....

hardestgainer · 02-15-2007, 10:11 AM

damn dude that sucks ass, my valentines day kicked ass (sorry). But its probably because of the food you ate man, you should have cheated but not gotten stuff as insane as that....fried broccoli, mozerrela sticks and then wings? Control yourself man lol i know you were just trying to treat yourself but that was basically just an overload and your stomach freaked.

JayWesson1 · 02-15-2007, 10:11 AM

Sorry to hear about your trouble...but yeah it was defiantely the crap food

STeGoR · 02-15-2007, 10:12 AM

haha, at least you didnt need to work out very hard the next day to burn it off. right?

justsublime · 02-15-2007, 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GRYDE001

if you've been eating clean, then the grease in your food was like a stomach bomb. Happens to me sometimes after good cheat meals.

BOOM....sh!t everywhere

yep... gotta watch when you cheat

MzSuperman · 02-15-2007, 11:49 AM

lol sorry but i cant help but laugh about this

bigbadwolf284 · 02-15-2007, 11:52 AM

I told her I would be right back...So i proceed to bathroom, as i walk it intensifies and im like oh my god, im sweating its really bad. I get into bathroom and its a 1 man pooper and someone is ****ing in there pissing. Im holding my ******* grinding against the wall and im releasing lil farts that each one i fear im going to soak my pants

yet another forums classic........

Agent Lazy 78 · 02-15-2007, 11:54 AM

45 minutes????

jesus, what did you tell her?

Mrsevenupguy · 02-15-2007, 11:55 AM

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Xyus_Quebec · 02-15-2007, 01:24 PM

1400-1700 kcal a day seems to be really low for cutting even if you are a girl, but actually you are not. You should higher your calories, good luck with your cut.

Furple · 02-15-2007, 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xyus_Quebec

1400-1700 kcal a day seems to be really low for cutting even if you are a girl, but actually you are not. You should higher your calories, good luck with your cut.

agreed. the starving diet is lame.

I can't talk tho because I am on the opposite of that diet right now. (no obesity)