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02-11-2007, 07:16 PM
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Anyone have any funny openers for a public speech on heart disease?
Well I'm in a competition, and I have to present it really soon, what are some funny openers you guys have for a public speech to do on heart disease.
Do you guys have any cool facts either, !>!?!?
Any tips for public speeching?
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02-11-2007, 07:17 PM
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First of all, if it's a serious speech, you should be serious. Focus more on your presentation and the topics, then if something funny comes up then let it flow.
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02-11-2007, 07:19 PM
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02-11-2007, 07:20 PM
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just use a fact or some interesting info.. not a joke when you're about to tell people about how millions die
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02-11-2007, 07:20 PM
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"Heart disease is a really serious topic. No seriously, it's not anything to be laughing about.............
hahaha.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"q
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02-11-2007, 07:26 PM
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02-11-2007, 07:28 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by exaltedangel09
Well I'm in a competition, and I have to present it really soon, what are some funny openers you guys have for a public speech to do on heart disease.
Do you guys have any cool facts either, !>!?!?
Any tips for public speeching?
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<3 <----- that is a heart, happiness makes it grow, sunshine makes it glow, and kindness makes your heart show.
say that, make sure to draw a heart on a piece of loose leaf paper and hold it up while your saying it. guarantee people will laugh....maybe
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02-11-2007, 07:30 PM
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02-11-2007, 07:32 PM
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start it off with "Are you aware..."
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