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11-28-2009, 04:56 PM
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Atheists, where do you wanna meet in hell?
I'd like to meet you all but i'm not sure about the layout of hell? Shall we just all meet in the middle somewhere?
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11-28-2009, 04:59 PM
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Is this all you do all day, atheism has consumed your life and become your religion
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11-28-2009, 05:03 PM
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I'll prolly be looking for all the strippers.
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11-28-2009, 05:04 PM
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Originally Posted by r0gue6
I'll prolly be looking for all the strippers.
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In hell all the strippers are fat, old, ugly, and have had 23 kids a piece. They don't call it hell for nothin bro.
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11-28-2009, 05:05 PM
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Is this all you do all day, atheism has consumed your life and become your religion
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well i need something to do all day, i don't have a job or anything, i switch between being a sinner and playing on my guitar throughout the day.
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11-28-2009, 05:06 PM
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Originally Posted by 128
Is this all you do all day, atheism has consumed your life and become your religion
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This. Atheism is stupidity. Not saying that religion is awesome though.
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11-28-2009, 05:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Melkor
In hell all the strippers are fat, old, ugly, and have had 23 kids a piece. They don't call it hell for nothin bro.
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no because all the whores will go to hell as well
If a man marries, then decides that he hates his wife, he can claim she wasn't a virgin when they were married. If her father can't produce the "tokens of her virginity" (bloody sheets), then the woman is to be stoned to death at her father's doorstep. (Deuteronomy 22:13-21)
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11-28-2009, 05:07 PM
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well i need something to do all day, i don't have a job or anything, i switch between being a sinner and playing on my guitar throughout the day.
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Do you lift in between sinning and guitar?
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11-28-2009, 05:07 PM
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lets meet at the hash bar
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11-28-2009, 05:09 PM
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i heard they give free gh injections
and free test
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11-28-2009, 05:09 PM
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Originally Posted by 128
Do you lift in between sinning and guitar?
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look at my stats and you shall find the answer to that one
do you think i'll be allowed to bring my guitar to hell with me? Or will there be guitars there already?
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11-28-2009, 05:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Large_Emu
no because all the whores will go to hell as well
If a man marries, then decides that he hates his wife, he can claim she wasn't a virgin when they were married. If her father can't produce the "tokens of her virginity" (bloody sheets), then the woman is to be stoned to death at her father's doorstep. (Deuteronomy 22:13-21)
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All whores turn fat, old n ugly in hell bro.
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i heard they give free gh injections
and free test
OMG HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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The injections cause gyno and abscesses. 
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Originally Posted by Large_Emu
look at my stats and you shall find the answer to that one
do you think i'll be allowed to bring my guitar to hell with me? Or will there be guitars there already?
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There are guitars, but they won't stay tuned and they're all missing the 2nd and 3 strings.
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11-28-2009, 05:25 PM
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Give me a shout out.
Just yell "Lucifer"....
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11-28-2009, 05:29 PM
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under the big fat noodly appendage dripping butter
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11-28-2009, 05:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Melkor
All whores turn fat, old n ugly in hell bro.
The injections cause gyno and abscesses.
There are guitars, but they won't stay tuned and they're all missing the 2nd and 3 strings. |
i get the feeling that you're a christian that's worried that atheists might take this thread seriously.
and i can still mash with the remaining strings LOL
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11-28-2009, 05:31 PM
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Is this all you do all day, atheism has consumed your life and become your religion
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People like OP give us a bad name.
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11-28-2009, 05:35 PM
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People like OP give us a bad name.
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that hurt brah, i guess i wont be playing you any song on my guitar when we meet up in hell
your loss
by the way atheism only consumes me when i'm in the RELIGION/politics section LOL
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11-28-2009, 05:36 PM
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i get the feeling that you're a christian that's worried that atheists might take this thread seriously.
and i can still mash with the remaining strings LOL
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lol you couldn't be more wrong bro.
I'm a Christian that's loling in a lol thread. I don't believe in hell, and if I did I wouldn't be saying there are guitars there, but only out of tune ones, etc.
Hell.. as seen on the Simpsons? lol
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11-28-2009, 05:38 PM
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People like OP give us a bad name.
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exactly, but unlike i OP im not going to generalize, not all atheist make it their goal in life to put over their views and put down anothers, I wont say all atheist are like OP because I know they are not, some of them just believe what they believe and keep it to themselves and unlike OP they do not feel like they need to go the extra mile and make everyone else believe the same or try to bash peoples faiths because you dont understand or think its real
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11-28-2009, 05:38 PM
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lol you couldn't be more wrong bro.
I'm a Christian that's loling in a lol thread. I don't believe in hell, and if I did I wouldn't be saying there are guitars there, but only out of tune ones, etc.
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lulz fair enough, i bet you can only ever find one sock in hell as well.
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11-28-2009, 05:40 PM
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In hell all the strippers are fat, old, ugly, and have had 23 kids a piece. They don't call it hell for nothin bro.
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nah, thats just rural counties and ghettos 
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11-28-2009, 05:41 PM
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exactly, but unlike i OP im not going to generalize, not all atheist make it their goal in life to put over their views and put down anothers, I wont say all atheist are like OP because I know they are not, some of them just believe what they believe and keep it to themselves and unlike OP they do not feel like they need to go the extra mile and make everyone else believe the same or try to bash peoples faiths because you dont understand or think its real
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You're right, it's not like Christians have 100s of TV channels around teh world preaching to people 24/7 and have random posters situated around america telling people whats right and wrong.....o wait
edit - this wasn't even a religion digging thread, it was just more to entertain myself
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11-28-2009, 05:46 PM
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You're right, it's not like Christians have 100s of TV channels around teh world preaching to people 24/7 and have random posters situated around america telling people whats right and wrong.....o wait
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Oh so that makes it right to disrespect what they believe in, brb going back to the 100s of TV channels i own and making them all about putting down others beliefs
edit- from your sigs, to your other religion digging threads, i can tell you dont take any breaks when it comes to bashing Christianity, if every poster was like you this would be the Aggressive atheist section, If atheism was a religion ud be high priest
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11-28-2009, 05:49 PM
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Oh so that makes it right to disrespect what they believe in, brb going back to the 100s of TV channels i own and making them all about putting down others beliefs
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Why has religion earnt this respect? Why shoudl i not be able to critisize someones religion for being bullsh!t?
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11-28-2009, 05:52 PM
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Oh so that makes it right to disrespect what they believe in, brb going back to the 100s of TV channels i own and making them all about putting down others beliefs
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Why the hell should I respect your religious beliefs?
If I had grown men coming up to me in the street and telling me about the benefits of believing in Santa Claus, I'd back away slowly from the crazy person, but replace "Santa" with "the invisible sky god", and I'm supposed to listen politely?
GTFO!
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11-28-2009, 05:55 PM
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Why has religion earnt this respect? Why shoudl i not be able to critisize someones religion for being bullsh!t?
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So why should a religious person not be able to criticize u for not believing what they believe, do you see how you are just as bad, do you know outside of this forum (In the real world) u are outnumbered by by ppl who believe in a religion, whatif they treated u like u were inferior for not believing, how wud u feel? do u know that is exactly what you are doing?
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11-28-2009, 05:59 PM
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So why should a religious person not be able to criticize u for not believing what they believe, do you see how you are just as bad, do you know outside of this forum (In the real world) u are outnumbered by by ppl who believe in a religion, whatif they treated u like u were inferior for not believing, how wud u feel? do u know that is exactly what you are doing?
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Sorry, if you don't care enough about your argument to present it properly, I'm not sure I care enough to respond.
u hv a nce day.
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So why should a religious person not be able to criticize u for not believing what they believe, do you see how you are just as bad, do you know outside of this forum (In the real world) u are outnumbered by by ppl who believe in a religion, whatif they treated u like u were inferior for not believing, how wud u feel? do u know that is exactly what you are doing?
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Actually i'm not, its about 50/50 in britain and about 75% of teh youth is agnostic/atheist so i'm covered there, and i wouldn't push my beliefs on them, but i would retaliate.
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Why the hell should I respect your religious beliefs?
If I had grown men coming up to me in the street and telling me about the benefits of believing in Santa Claus, I'd back away slowly from the crazy person, but replace "Santa" with "the invisible sky god", and I'm supposed to listen politely?
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Am i supposed to apologize for believing in something, are you not free to believe in whatever you want and not be close minded, well whatif i want to believe in something, is that wrong, should i be chastised for my faith, for ppl like you atheism is a religion, you just dont know it, you try to force ppl to believe in the same thing as you do, and if they dont they are wrong are dumb, you made urself god because you choose whats right to believe and whats wrong to believe
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11-28-2009, 06:07 PM
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Am i supposed to apologize for believing in something, are you not free to believe in whatever you want and not be close minded, well whatif i want to believe in something, is that wrong, should i be chastised for my faith, for ppl like you atheism is a religion, you just dont know it, you try to force ppl to believe in the same thing as you do, and if they dont they are wrong are dumb, you made urself god because you choose whats right to believe and whats wrong to believe
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a) Me no spkt txty.
b) Paragraphs. Learn what they are and how to use.
c) Atheism is a religion the same way not collecting baseball cards is a hobby.
0/3 for you so far champ.
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