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11-28-2009, 01:34 PM
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ITT: we are Christians (just an example religion, don't get OFFENDED)
brb being offended by a mere QUESTION concerning my religion
brb walking away / not answering when someone says something that clearly disproves my beliefs
brb atheists have no morals
brb God is loving but he hates gays
brb God loves us, but he made us a special place called Hell where he can punish us FOREVER if we break his rules
brb knowing deep down that there is no God, but not having the courage to admit it
brb God has a divine plan yet if I pray to him, he will CHANGE IT just for me
brb abortion is wrong LET'S BAN CONDOMS
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11-28-2009, 01:39 PM
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brb claiming god told me to do it
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11-28-2009, 01:44 PM
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brb claiming parts of the Bible are metaphors because they don't align with what we now know is and isn't possible.
brb claiming my god's all loving, and then claiming he doesn't posses human characteristics, and therefore cannot be judged by human standards.
brb thinking something as immense and unfathomable as a possible creator of the universe, would care where someone sticks their penis, or if they're married
brb, claiming Christmas is a Christian holiday.
brb, God can do no wrong, even though the concept of wrong can be applied to everything in definition.
brb, God works in mysterious ways.
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11-28-2009, 01:48 PM
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Originally Posted by LordDarwin
brb claiming parts of the Bible are metaphors because they don't align with what we now know is and isn't possible.
brb claiming my god's all loving, and then claiming he doesn't posses human characteristics, and therefore cannot be judged by human standards.
brb thinking something as immense and unfathomable as a possible creator of the universe, would care where someone sticks their penis, or if they're married
brb, claiming Christmas is a Christian holiday.
brb, God can do no wrong, even though the concept of wrong can be applied to everything in definition.
brb, God works in mysterious ways.
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brb going back and scanning the texts of the bible to claim that certain passages are prophecies after the event already occurred.
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11-28-2009, 01:49 PM
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brb my God killed babies, but that doesn't matter cuz it was in the OT... lulz
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11-28-2009, 01:51 PM
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brb, claiming that because Jesus didn't fulfill the requirements of the being the Messiah laid out in the OT, he will instead do it when he comes back in the second coming.
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11-28-2009, 01:52 PM
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brb I'm playing with my dinosaur.
brb I'm pissed at an Atheist for forcing his beliefs on me and letting him know he needs to repent and find Jesus or he will go to hell.
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11-28-2009, 01:59 PM
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11-28-2009, 02:00 PM
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brb "somehow knowing" that all the other gods of all the other religions are false, yet cannot apply the same logic to my own god
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11-28-2009, 02:10 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Vorian
brb being offended by a mere QUESTION concerning my religion
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Nope, not offended at all. Nothing wrong with asking questions.
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brb walking away / not answering when someone says something that clearly disproves my beliefs
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I have never done that and I am justified in my personal belief system.
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brb atheists have no morals
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I don't believe that.
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brb God is loving but he hates gays
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God doesn't hate gays.
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brb God loves us, but he made us a special place called Hell where he can punish us FOREVER if we break his rules
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It's avoidable. You would have to be either a scumbag or an ungreatful a-hole to end up there, imo. Sins are forgivable and intentions are everything.
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brb knowing deep down that there is no God, but not having the courage to admit it
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Nope. I don't know that there is no God.
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brb God has a divine plan yet if I pray to him, he will CHANGE IT just for me
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Prayer is for the soul and a good form of meditation. People using it to completely change how the world works or to win the lottery are doing it wrong. Only we can do something about problems in our lives and have have the resources to help others as well as long as people are willing to.
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brb abortion is wrong LET'S BAN CONDOMS
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lol wut
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11-28-2009, 02:13 PM
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^ way to ruin it!
This: "we are Christians"
Not: "we are homicidal_misc"
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11-28-2009, 02:15 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by LordDarwin
^ way to ruin it!
This: "we are Christians"
Not: "we are homicidal_misc"
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Don't trip dawg. Judging by the posts I have read on here, I wouldn't be surprised if that is how all of you believe Christians think lol.
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11-28-2009, 02:18 PM
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ok guise we've already made one Christian cry KEEP IT GOING!!
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11-28-2009, 02:18 PM
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11-28-2009, 02:19 PM
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Originally Posted by powerman2000
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arnt you essentially a Christian troll though? You don't back up your claims and refuse to argue most of the time.
actually you might just be a typical Christian come to think about it.
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11-28-2009, 02:19 PM
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Don't trip dawg. Judging by the posts I have read on here, I wouldn't be surprised if that is how all of you believe Christians think lol.
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lulz not really.
I think you'll find most of us Atheists have Christian friends and family... So we know that most of you guys don't think like that... It's just a joke thread fyi, which is meant to be filled with stereotypes.
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11-28-2009, 02:19 PM
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ok guise we've already made one Christian cry KEEP IT GOING!!
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Never shed a tear.
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11-28-2009, 02:23 PM
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brb believing in witches.
brb God answers my prayers but not the starving African kids.
brb God being omniscient and answering prayers does not negate my free will.
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Religious dogma is doing what we are told, no matter what is right.
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11-28-2009, 02:29 PM
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Brb having free will while praying God's will be done on earth as it is in heaven.
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11-28-2009, 02:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Large_Emu
arnt you essentially a Christian troll though? You don't back up your claims and refuse to argue most of the time.
actually you might just be a typical Christian come to think about it.
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Read the sign over again.
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11-28-2009, 02:32 PM
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brb doing [insert church's commands]
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11-28-2009, 02:32 PM
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Read the sign over again.
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oh look, another pointless statement that gets us nowhere.
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11-28-2009, 02:33 PM
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brb getting a tattoo of a cross even though it says in the Bible:
"Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print or tattoo any marks upon you: I am the Lord."
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11-28-2009, 02:35 PM
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brb thinking Jesus was white and spoke english.
brb thing the cross looked like a lower case "t" and not an uppercase "T" like it actually was in Roman times.
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11-28-2009, 02:45 PM
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Originally Posted by LordDarwin
brb thinking Jesus was white and spoke english.
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wtf? (srs)
EDIT: Arabs/Jews are generally white, though.
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11-28-2009, 02:49 PM
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wtf? (srs)
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Yeah, some woman recently in Texas, (I think she was a judge or something) said that: "English was good enough for Jesus"
I lol'ed
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EDIT: Arabs/Jews are generally white, though.
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And Jesus was not one of those white Arabs/Jews.
This is what he most likley looked like:
NOT this:
(How the average Christian thinks of him)
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Originally Posted by LordDarwin
Yeah, some woman in Texas, (I think she was a judge or something) said that: "English was good enough for Jesus"
And Jesus was not one of those white Arabs/Jews.
This is what he most likley looked like:
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Looks almost the same. =/ No biggie, though.
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11-28-2009, 03:11 PM
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Brb, out celebrating that I don't have to spend eternity with you hate-filled disbelievers. Heaven is gonna be swell.
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11-28-2009, 03:14 PM
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brb, being happy that people i disagree with are going to be tortured for eternity.
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11-28-2009, 03:25 PM
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BRB Cherry picking things out of my infallible book to justify my prejudices and political views, but dismissing the next paragraph as "Fulfilled by Jesus, which is slang for abolished even though he said he didn't mean abolished he was JK for that part gaiz."
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