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11-28-2009, 11:03 AM
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my book ...
so a lot of you guys might know that i've been working on a book for the last few years. well, it is officially published as of last week!
when i was three years old, i decided i wanted to be a pro wrestler. i never grew out of my childhood aspirations. when i was 18, i opted out of college and went to the Chaotic Training Center (see Kofi Kingston, Chad Wicks, Aron "The Idol" Stevens). i was thrown over the top rope and broke a bone in my back which ended that dream.
i came back to DC w/o any idea of what I wanted to do next, found work in some local restaurants and wrote about my experiences.
for wrestling fans, i've snuck in some of my favorite catch-phrases throughout the book.
if you wanna check it out, you can do so by looking for "It's a Miracle They Ain't Dead Yet" on amazon.com or finding me on facebook.
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11-28-2009, 11:27 AM
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I swear on my life I will get this! I am Christmas shopping so money will be tight but for the price, I can still swing this with my next order from Amazon which will be Monday when I get The Green Mile on blu ray for someone. I'll review it ITT after I read it. I'm sure it'll be worth it and can't wait to get it and start it. (really!)
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11-28-2009, 11:40 AM
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FFFFUUUU
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I'll find it on a torrent site for sure!
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11-28-2009, 11:49 AM
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I found it on the Barnes & Noble website, so I'll check it out tomorrow to see if they carry it at the nearby store.
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"I don't call myself a living legend cause its a catchy phrase or cause it looks good on a T shirt, no, I say it cause its the truth, and I deserve it."- "Lion Heart" Chris Jericho
RIP Eddie Guerrero, a true champion
THIS IS SPARTA! God Of War 2 FTW!
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11-28-2009, 11:54 AM
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I'll find it on a torrent site for sure!
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lol
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11-28-2009, 12:52 PM
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vincit omnia veritas
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Added to my wish list.
Good job being published. Now when you apply for WWE creative you have some writing experience to put on your resume'. 
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"The word "war" is a part of the name, but the WAR MACHINE does not seek conflict and war with others. My battle is to kick my OWN ass, physically, mentally and spiritually -- to become the ULTIMATE human being I was created to be."
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11-28-2009, 01:16 PM
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Congratulations!
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11-28-2009, 01:44 PM
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Gja2b
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11-28-2009, 02:10 PM
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you can't see me
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thanks guys. I'm sure Snits will appreciate it seeing as how he's a fellow restaurant brethren.
lionheart, it's not available in stores unless you have them order it for you. but thanks!
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11-28-2009, 02:11 PM
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Congrats brother. I am glad to see you finally got it published.
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11-28-2009, 02:16 PM
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MEP 4 lyfe
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congrats bro I will try and pick it up I know you must be excited right now .
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11-28-2009, 02:37 PM
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wooooooooooooooo congrats man
i love the awesome bok cover
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11-28-2009, 02:38 PM
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good job bro.
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11-28-2009, 02:52 PM
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I... got nothing...
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can someone link me to a stream?
J/K
Congrats dude
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11-28-2009, 04:24 PM
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thanks guys. I'm sure Snits will appreciate it seeing as how he's a fellow restaurant brethren.
lionheart, it's not available in stores unless you have them order it for you. but thanks!
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Damn. 
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"I don't call myself a living legend cause its a catchy phrase or cause it looks good on a T shirt, no, I say it cause its the truth, and I deserve it."- "Lion Heart" Chris Jericho
RIP Eddie Guerrero, a true champion
THIS IS SPARTA! God Of War 2 FTW!
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11-28-2009, 05:15 PM
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well, if you order it from your store, it might be good for me, actually. maybe your barnes and noble manager will think my book is interesting and carry it in his store!
go for it, ask him to order a copy for you.
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11-28-2009, 06:13 PM
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Indy Pro Wrestler
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Congrats a2b, how exciting! Will I be able to get it from a library?
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11-28-2009, 06:15 PM
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you know what, i like you animal2b ill be buying a copy
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11-28-2009, 06:27 PM
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Congrats a2b, how exciting! Will I be able to get it from a library?
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Since the bookstores aren't carrying it, I doubt it. Its worth a shot though.
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"Courage isn't an absense of fear but a means of dealing with it."-Nelson Mandela
"I don't call myself a living legend cause its a catchy phrase or cause it looks good on a T shirt, no, I say it cause its the truth, and I deserve it."- "Lion Heart" Chris Jericho
RIP Eddie Guerrero, a true champion
THIS IS SPARTA! God Of War 2 FTW!
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11-28-2009, 06:50 PM
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Congrats a2b, how exciting! Will I be able to get it from a library?
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http://www.amazon.co.uk/Its-Miracle-...1&sr=8-2-fkmr3
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11-28-2009, 06:54 PM
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Congrats a2b, how exciting! Will I be able to get it from a library?
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nope. but i bet you could ask the library to pick you up a copy. but why bother when war machine has so generously provided you with the link lol.
and since we're facebook friends, you should join the facebook fan page! and anyone else here who's on facebook is more than welcome to join too!
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Its-a-...0878629?ref=ts
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11-29-2009, 12:53 AM
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Don't be silly, you know libraries in the UK do not carry books any more.
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Congrats a2b, how exciting! Will I be able to get it from a library?
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11-29-2009, 08:04 AM
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Bringer Of Blood
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thanks guys. I'm sure Snits will appreciate it seeing as how he's a fellow restaurant brethren.
lionheart, it's not available in stores unless you have them order it for you. but thanks!
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I've done it all except for server/waiter mostly at Shoney's, Denny's, Ruby Tuesdays and a Chinese Buffet Restaurant.
But did it all from line-cook, dishwasher, prep-cook, buffet/salad bar but never was a waiter.
Ruby Tuesdays and Shoney's btw were like a f*ckfest between the guys and all the waitresses, which I was an intregal part of at the time. (no e-brag, especially when I think back to one of the waitresses I hit). HEYYY any stories like that in the book?
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11-29-2009, 08:47 AM
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This is the pic of said waitress.
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11-29-2009, 10:56 AM
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Ah gee that's so hilarious! 
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11-29-2009, 11:01 AM
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That looks like about as good of a woman as anyone in the OWO or Originals could get.
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11-29-2009, 11:12 AM
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that woman is actually Dawn Marie after her second pregnancy.
OH MY GAAAAAWD!!!!
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11-29-2009, 04:18 PM
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wow good going on getting a book published.
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11-29-2009, 04:23 PM
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Quote:
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That looks like about as good of a woman as anyone in the OWO or Originals could get.
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What a bunch of nonsense, the oWo and WSO's get lots of GOOD pussy. Why most of us have great sex with beautiful woman two, three or more times a day while you all rub one out in a circle to gifs of Maryse!
I wouldn't let someone like that waitress serve me breakfast in a restaurant, let alone in bed!
The said waitress I was thinking back to was a psycho. Not really an uggo. A psycho. Let's just say she was not right and scared me during and after the sex. Talk about a hook up gone wrong...
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