My highschool weight room douchebag rant poll[Colin Warning]

[APC]

<-Rant->

Here's the situation, I'm in weight training since the beginning of the year, right? It's been the highlight of my year classwise so far and it's what makes me look forward to school on Tuesdays & Fridays. The kids in the class are cool, I gain an apprentice/workout partner named Kevin; cool guy, progressed a lot, helps me out. You don't even know how awsome this class is, I can't stand how on wednesdays I don't have enough time to do anything with real substance to it sometimes.

The class had a few groups, and I actually got along with all of them (excuse a few), there were the people sincerely interested in bodybuilding and using all time well {Steven, Ruben, Michael, David, Winklesass, Me, Kevin}, strong guys that don't lift that probably go to a gym outside of school, 9th graders that only play around and lift the bar, a mexican group that sat down and took up space, black guys that primarily did exercises that made them look impressive (think big arms, chest, small shoulders, back, legs), and people who just were there that I never really bothered to know.

Basically every 6th period I'd go in, lift, conversate, learn something I didn't know before I went in, set a new personal record, and leave in a good mood. It was fantastic. Not only that but the Weight Lifting coach Mr. Anderson is a cool guy, doesn't really get in our way, gives us our freedom of what routine to do, but doesn't let anyone push anyone around; go him.

Ok, fast forward to the end of the 1st semester, and about half the kids in the room actually had to leave for another class, fair enough, they had to do it. I still had the main group of people I listed in {}'s above with me. However, we now have new kids, some that don't have the slightest clue what they're doing, others that just don't workout and take up space others could be using productively. Some of them are worth helping out and giving advice to, others there's no hope. Not too bad yet, I can still get my workout in and apply what I learned during the first semester even harder here, and my partner Kevin is still into it. To help you picture it, Kevin's a 9th grader, kinda small, ectomorph build(think long distance runner physique), glasses, good guy though. I hope he keeps on taking this class over the years, he'll progress a lot.

Now for the kicker, with the new semester comes new kids (as I said), and sometimes you just have to get a *'ing tard in your class, a literally retarded, cocky, selfish, all-knowing, bad-form on weights, annoying, douche stuck in a room (Which is quite large by normal standards, but there's equipment in there and 70 kids) with you. I can't even give you a good visual by describing him with words. I will try. The guy's black (no racist now), my bud Kevin's build, with substancially less muscle (think ethiopian), about 4' 4", talks like an eight-year old white girl, and annoys the hell out of me beyond normal human perception. You'd have to meet him to understand this.And don't think I am being prejudiced against this kid, I'm not alone in my opinion. Coach has had to take him aside for being rude to other kids (If he has an opinion, NOTHING will change it, to quote him, "I'm not going to change, they're just going to have to live with it"). Jesus the VOICE of him is enough to make me think that he has testosterone deficiency for someone his age or something in addition to not having hit puberty.

Fast forward, a week's gone by in this new Semester, so we have to actually work-out now, the kid's called one girl a bitch already, got on basically everyone's badside that he's talked to, and I'm thinking to myself 'at least he's small and he probably will join the lazy kids and not work out'. Not the case sadly. Some of the things that have happened include but are not limited to..

* I catch a sight of him on bench with no kids around him [wonder why?!], so I go over there and spot him and ask if he needs any help or will on his last few repetitions, and what I get back is "Why don't you worry about yourself?", now know that the kid, not knowing his own limits, couldn't handle the weight and tried it because some other kid got it up easily. Just the kind of person we need in the room. Coach is anal about safety so he's become a responsability now for everyone.

* I catch the kid going to bench again (Decline this time), and this time Kevin, being the helpful guy he is, goes over to spot him and give him advice on how to do it. [In my head, I could kinda tell that nothing good could come from this] I wish Kevin good luck in an undertone and tell him I'm going to get some water from the fountain (Which is incredible because it's always cold; no water bottles allowed). And to my great dismay, this kid (I have not yet bothered to learn his name) treats Kevin well, probably due to their similar builds & heights; plus he's a likeable guy. [Beginning of a downfall]

* Me and Kevin are finishing a day that was fantastic day during which we hit almost every body part hard in an attempt to help Kevin get sore again (I think he may have hit a sort of plateau) with some Upright Rows, and after my set he-who-must-not-be-named morphs in behind us from nowhere and says what may be his catch-phrase "My Turn" [in a most whining voice that for some reason will make anyone in a bad mood], and proceeds to 'attempt' to curl the bar. At this point I had to go for more water, and Kevin follows in pursuit and I lol @ him.

* Just today [1-24-07], fun time up until the point where my friend Steven (who has a great build for his age; not genetically, he's dedicated as hell to what he does) happens to be near the guy, and douche-guy has to the nerve to tell Kevin in a superior tone that "If I ever find out that he's taking steroids and-" I had to cut him off there, telling him that Steven just knows what he's actually doing and that having twig limbs may be enjoyable for him, but others will disagree. "Well he's an idiot, he looks disgusting" or something along those lines, I can't recall word for word. Christ he's annoying.

* I forgot to add, another thing about this man, when he is near you [say about 5ft], you will know he is there. He chews on a retainer or something in his mouth that resembles what I can only describe as a football player chewing on his mouthguard nonstop in an insanely loud way. The only one oblivious to the sound is him, he apparently doesn't consider it rude or anything [maybe he thinks he's the only one who can hear the sound].

* CONFLICT
-Coach Anderson, who's been uneasy with the situation that is this kid, notices that he doesn't mind Kevin so much, and asks Kevin if he can help out the kid, stay with him because he doesn't really have a 'group' to spot him or anything. At this point, I really wanted to tell coach that Kevin already belonged to my group, but I didn't, and now wish I had. This massive douche beyond anything you've experienced before, set in a weight training environment, now follows me and Kevin around on our routine with a "My Turn" all the time, and we have to lower the weight for him to be able, spot always [even warmup WTF], and this kid won't *ing leave us alone. He knows I don't like him, and I know he doesn't like me, it's out in the open. If it wasn't for Kevin, I'd probably go and work out with another group of my friends that are focused on the task at hand, but I couldn't do that to him.

[What are my options now??]


/rant

Don't think this was all negative, I still love the class to no end and look forward to it everyday. Just kinda really don't like this kid and felt like putting it down in writing.

[BIGDUBBDEISEL]

Holy ****, Are you writing a book?

[cellshot]

no cliff notes?

[Greenskeeper]

cliff notes please

[Zenkei18]

Holy Shat This Aint No Colin Son


Its A Damn Arms Race

[APC]

I said Colin warning...
Sorry I had too much time tonight.

[DJ Duran]

that is deff way worse then a colin

[LMW]

i was watching ava devine eat out some guys ass yesterday, turned me on alot actually cause my gf has hit me up with that while i jerk it and it's GREAT.

[APC]

Cliff Notes:

* Douchebag in my weightroom now, unlike anyone I've ever seen before.

* My workout partner has been told by coach that he has to help him out some, and it hurts my workouts too

*I can't stand him; the weightroom is the last place this guy belongs

*I don't know what to do about it

[spikey07]

Take him under your wing and teach him to be the best bodybuilder ever. *cue space jam music*

[SMASH23]

**** THAT.. i stopped at paragraph 2 im trying to watch american idol.. get me sum cliff notes!

[Murk Mags]

That's a super Colin, jeez.

[Murk Mags]

Originally Posted by APC

Cliff Notes:

* Douchebag in my weightroom now, unlike anyone I've ever seen before.

* My workout partner has been told by coach that he has to help him out some, and it hurts my workouts too

*I can't stand him; the weightroom is the last place this guy belongs

*I don't know what to do about it

Tell the coach how you feel. Tell him the kid isn't interested in weightlifting ect.

[NiNjA WhaT?!]

you writing the lord of the rings sequal?

[DJ Duran]

u cant work out by urself?

[The Protagonist]

you need one of these:

[cupcakekid]

christ those were some boring cliffnotes.

tell the kid to shut the F up and listen to the coach

[APC]

Originally Posted by The Protagonist

you need one of these:

Thanks..
It's not like I can get him kicked out for not working out, he lifts the bar in almost any exercise he can, and by that I mean after anything I do; strip the weight and let the tard try. I've tried telling him to f*** off, but I really can't tell you guys how he is; unreasonable.

[Shaok353]

after reading the actual story, not the cliff notes, i think you need to pull this kid aside and tell him to change his ****ing attitude before you change it for him, and when he tells you again that other people are the problem and need to change, just in what ever way you can best, pwn him. Hes just a cocky sob thats never been layed out and thus lacks humility.

[-->aDAM*<--]

[APC]

Originally Posted by Shaok353

after reading the actual story, not the cliff notes, i think you need to pull this kid aside and tell him to change his ****ing attitude before you change it for him, and when he tells you again that other people are the problem and need to change, just in what ever way you can best, pwn him. Hes just a cocky sob thats never been layed out and thus lacks humility.

Good call, I think I'm going to go your route. Whatever will get him away from me.

[Shaok353]

hope it helps

[slag]

Originally Posted by APC

Good call, I think I'm going to go your route. Whatever will get him away from me.

so since he doesn't have a "group" in weight class....who does he hang out with outside of weight class? ever see him?