Ever been so drunk you've...

G-Profit · 11-21-2009, 12:43 AM

hooked up with a girl, but you weren't quite sure you actually PIITV?

Do you still count it as a lay?

(srs)

Shangius · 11-21-2009, 12:47 AM

sadly yes. ****faced+condom=i couldve been humping air for all i know

G-Profit · 11-21-2009, 12:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Shangius

sadly yes. ****faced+condom=i couldve been humping air for all i know

lulz I know exactly what you mean brah

Do you still chalk it up as a phuck if it was a ONS? I do

YolkedBrah · 11-21-2009, 12:55 AM

Lost my virginity this way, yes, it counts

Fallen_Angel · 11-21-2009, 01:01 AM

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Originally Posted by YolkedBrah

Lost my virginity this way, yes, it counts

Kepp telling yourself that virgin.

CP9 · 11-21-2009, 01:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Fallen_Angel

Kepp telling yourself that virgin.

hahaha this^^

KidSwole. · 11-21-2009, 01:06 AM

I have ****ed a fat girl when drunk

Extra Extra Fat!

Edit: feels good man

Edit #2: My pen0r was too small for her huge butt

G-Profit · 11-21-2009, 01:10 AM

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Originally Posted by YolkedBrah

Lost my virginity this way, yes, it counts

word

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Originally Posted by KidSwole.

I have ****ed a fat girl when drunk

Extra Extra Fat!

Edit: feels good man

Edit #2: My pen0r was too small for her huge butt

lulz I've done chubby but never a whale

YolkedBrah · 11-21-2009, 01:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Fallen_Angel

Kepp telling yourself that virgin.

I piitv of a fat chick, true story, after beer bonging a couple 4 locos

addictedidol · 11-21-2009, 01:18 AM

yeah to be honest. I had black out sex apperantly .

G-Profit · 11-21-2009, 01:20 AM

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Originally Posted by addictedidol

yeah to be honest. I had black out sex apperantly .

I've never done this, its been more of an issue of being **** faced and just thrusting with my limp whiskey dick into the bed, her leg, or possible poonz. Or the lights were out and I was so drunk I couldn't feel anything

lulz

Milamber · 11-21-2009, 01:21 AM

Yes... whats even worse is when you wake up, have no idea where you are or where your pants are and walk into the lounge room where everyone know who you are but you have no idea who they are...

MiKey4 · 11-21-2009, 01:22 AM

get yourself tested......

G-Profit · 11-21-2009, 01:35 AM

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Originally Posted by MiKey4

get yourself tested......

yeah I probably should. I hope I don't have teh aidz

2pacalypto · 11-21-2009, 01:42 AM

yes, to this day i don't know whether i count 2 as in my total number

first i was ****faced off jaegerbombs pregaming, went to a kegger my freshman year, mobbed the dance floor, and danced with this one redhead (i know, she actually was pretty cute for a firecrotch from what i remember lol), grinded, made out, went back to her residence hall but blacked out on the elevator up to her room. only remember bits of it and it is very hazy but i remember her having only her bra on no thong/panties. woke up on the floor with an extra pillow right next to her bed with her snoring up a ****ing storm. peaced the **** out, saw her on campus tons of times after but she apparently transferred. i never asked her whether we ****ed or not

second, about 99.9% we ****ed. 5/10 brunette. don't remember ****ing, but my spare rubber in my wallet was gone i found later that night.

G-Profit · 11-21-2009, 12:11 PM

^^ lol those are some good stories.

firecrotches= do not want like 90% of the time.

The-BeAsT · 11-21-2009, 12:17 PM

how do u keep a boner when sh!tfaced? thank god my body shuts down this function, so I don't end up fukking a whale or some other monster.

Number69 · 11-21-2009, 12:20 PM

I woke up one time in my new apartment. Didnt know where I was and my head felt like **** because I got so drunk the night before. Turned on my side and let off a massive fart. Then realised I wasnt alone and remembed the previous night.

It got worse too. I took a dump then realised there was no toilet paper (I had literally put down the rent the day before). No towel either and the hot water wasnt on. I kicked her out claiming I had to go somewhere and walked like John Wayne to the McDonalds down the road to wipe my ass.

G-Profit · 11-21-2009, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by The-BeAsT

how do u keep a boner when sh!tfaced? thank god my body shuts down this function, so I don't end up fukking a whale or some other monster.

idk, feels good man. lol I've only gotten whiskey dick once and I think it was more from lack of food and sleep rather than the alcohol.

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Originally Posted by Number69

I woke up one time in my new apartment. Didnt know where I was and my head felt like **** because I got so drunk the night before. Turned on my side and let off a massive fart. Then realised I wasnt alone and remembed the previous night.

It got worse too. I took a dump then realised there was no toilet paper (I had literally put down the rent the day before). No towel either and the hot water wasnt on. I kicked her out claiming I had to go somewhere and walked like John Wayne to the McDonalds down the road to wipe my ass.

haha John Wayne fuking lol'd at that!

Number69 · 11-21-2009, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by G-Profit

idk, feels good man. lol I've only gotten whiskey dick once and I think it was more from lack of food and sleep rather than the alcohol.

haha John Wayne fuking lol'd at that!

Couldnt let the ass cheeks touch. Had to get a bus to my parents house in utter ignominy after to shower.

shortstrokegym · 11-21-2009, 12:46 PM

i stayed drunk pretty much from age 18-24. hit many fattys and skanks, some hotties as well, but haints definitely outnumbered the hot ones. had 4 or 5 that i have no idea if i ever got in or not, and usually didnt care either way. i was drunk and not attracted to their ugly ass. i did it for the lolz

morning_wood · 11-21-2009, 12:47 PM

lmfao the night i took my girlfriend's virginity we were both SUPER hammered and im just humpin and humpin but my dick wasn't inside her, it was ontop of her pubic bone kinda like dry humpin. she's like "lol ur not in!" so I put it in and then roll over to get her ontop of me and we both fall off the bed. we ended it early that night lol

shortstrokegym · 11-21-2009, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by The-BeAsT

how do u keep a boner when sh!tfaced? thank god my body shuts down this function, so I don't end up fukking a whale or some other monster.

i was going to address this... my best friend was a drug rep. and we both stayed ****ed up alll the time and always got the whiskey dick. he had the bright idea to try a levitra, so he got some from his work.. THEY WORK TOOOO GOOD! after experimenting, i found that when i got ****ty, a little nibble..maybe half or so and you can **** like a champ. i did some funny ass ****ing because no matter what you do, your dick stays hard. man those were some fun times..