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01-16-2007, 07:28 PM
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I dont want to be a bitch or a roumor starter.....(serious) But this is funny
Today we went on a ski trip....... **** the whole ski trip story here I'll get to the good part.... coming back. Noow eberyone is going to sleep or is just listening to music I look over to see my teammate and his girl friend... Now hes laying in her lap nothing wrong with that....... But the experssion on her face and the fact that hes laying face down............. I start dieing(mixture between shocking cough and laughing) snd then I start laughing like a maniac...... Everyone is staring at me so I quiet down.
Then later I tell my otherteammate about it.... And then I say to im that..."There lucky you did'nt see it or else you'd stand up and start yelling " OHH **** LOOK AT THAT!!!!!!!"... He then says that he would start staring and nothing else then later........................................... H e gets up I wake up to find him starting to sit up and this is when I started laughing like a maniac again and this is a qoute for the year. "Dont you want to lay on it. I started luaghing like a maniac and started lossing my breaty then my other teammate looks at me and says"See I told you I would'nt say anything. Finally after wetting my pants(no homo) I just stared at them for the rest of the bus ride to se if anything would happen.... I guess they heard me luagh twice and behaved very brother and sister like for the rest of the trip..
I have to get this out to the world couse theres only to witness( me and other teammate) And we want to tell everyone But I'm afraid they'll get mad what should I do.
Last edited by Dantes wrath; 01-16-2007 at 07:32 PM.
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01-16-2007, 07:31 PM
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No. dont be lazy and read the ****ing story
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01-16-2007, 07:32 PM
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in english please? you know I don't speak spanish baxter
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01-16-2007, 07:34 PM
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Originally Posted by JoeRogansPenis
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something about a bus trip and students who appeared to be in naughty positions + numerous spelling errors.
*yawn*
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01-16-2007, 07:36 PM
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I have some typeos.... But here the story....
Clifnotes
On bus
Bestfriend lays in girlfriend lap head down
I think he was eating her out thanks to she had a look of pleasure on her face for awile.
I started laughing like crazy
I told friend about it...
I wake up to see him getting out of her lap she says the best line ever" comeone dont you want to lay on it"
Me and my other friend witness it.
We want to tell the whole school.
But i dont want to be a an *******
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01-16-2007, 07:37 PM
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Today we went on a ski trip....... **** the whole ski trip story here I'll get to the good part....
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I loled then stopped...that wasn't funny. What are you, 14?
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01-16-2007, 07:37 PM
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and btw do u have cliffnotes on the cliffnotes???? they were too long
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01-16-2007, 07:38 PM
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what are you 10?
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01-16-2007, 07:39 PM
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Originally Posted by spikey07
I loled then stopped...that wasn't funny. What are you, 14?
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edit: domt get it? I was saying **** telling about the actual ski trip...(nothing really happened)
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01-16-2007, 07:41 PM
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lmao my 12 year old brother asked this "What is this *** like 8?"
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01-16-2007, 07:42 PM
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so you want to tell everyone that your friend got some and you didnt
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01-16-2007, 07:42 PM
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Originally Posted by RippedRebeL
lmao my 12 year old brother asked this "What is this *** like 8?"
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Okay........... **** my mispelling **** the story.... Should I get back to school and tell the story to people.
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01-16-2007, 07:44 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dantes wrath
Okay........... **** my mispelling **** the story.... Should I get back to school and tell the story to people.
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no,what's the point? it's not really a story, once you finish saying it people will be like and then? and you will be like ..that's it
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01-16-2007, 07:45 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dantes wrath
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edit: domt get it? I was saying **** telling about the actual ski trip...(nothing really happened)
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No, you don't get it. I mean that part was funny, hence the "lol", and after that it sucked. That's not at all funny/entertaing(story), that's just something you laugh about to your friends if anything.
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01-16-2007, 07:46 PM
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i'm telling
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01-16-2007, 07:47 PM
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Originally Posted by JoeRogansPenis
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LMAO, Joe rogan's penis has a profile. (no homo)
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01-16-2007, 08:01 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by LMW
no,what's the point? it's not really a story, once you finish saying it people will be like and then? and you will be like ..that's it
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Not really. But kinda............... I told the story to a friend of mine when I got back to school he gave me a..."HAHAH really" But it was'nt hilarous to him it was like... Wow I wish I was there... Thing it sucks when I think about it. The two kids that would find this so funny and would spread it the quickest did'nt go on the trip so. I who cant tells storys and actually feel guilty for telling them. And a Kid who only witnessed Part of the story are the only ones who knew it happen and found it funny.
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