Would you punch your own mother in the face for $1 Million USD?

Luke_Starkiller · 01-09-2007, 04:16 PM

Here is the scenario. You can have one million dollars, the only catch is, you gotta pop your mom in the kisser on national TV. That way you will be rich, but everyone will know what you did to get there. I say it's worth it, especially since I clock my mother several times a day, but what about you?

RippedRebeL · 01-09-2007, 04:17 PM

Dont Feed The Troll.

BamMan · 01-09-2007, 04:17 PM

hell no, i'd punch you in the face for free

trainTilfailure · 01-09-2007, 04:18 PM

fuk u

**Coal Man** · 01-09-2007, 04:19 PM

I WOULD NEVER, EVER hit my mother.

Are you kidding me? I would hit myself before I do something like that. She brought me into this world and her safety/health is more important to me than a million bucks.

Dumb thread/end thread.

marcFE · 01-09-2007, 04:20 PM

Maybe if she was in on it before and we agreed to split it 50/50 and it wasn't on national tv

otherwise hell no, a million dollars after taxes wont even get you a good house in most states these days

Luke_Starkiller · 01-09-2007, 04:21 PM

C'mon people, you can split the million with her 50/50 to make up for it. Also, animals in the wild KILL their parents, and for nothing more than scraps of food.

Get with the program people.

Rhino77 · 01-09-2007, 04:21 PM

Gay troll

user1264821321544 · 01-09-2007, 04:22 PM

ill punch you in the face for free =)

Luke_Starkiller · 01-09-2007, 04:22 PM

How original.

Altaballer38 · 01-09-2007, 04:24 PM

Thats an interesting question, because she would probably be down if we split the cash take a right hook to the face. But it would be difficult to get myself to do that.

Luke_Starkiller · 01-09-2007, 04:25 PM

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Thats an interesting question, because she would probably be down if we split the cash take a right hook to the face. But it would be difficult to get myself to do that.

Not for me. The only dilemma I would have is how I would punch her. Uppercut? Hook? Straight? I might even want to kick her (like a roundhouse). I'll try each other later on her when she's sleeping to see what I like.

DomzyCuttin · 01-09-2007, 04:32 PM

You guys are making this out to be more then it is, she would be dazed for a bit and maybe have a bruise. Think of it this way, would you let someone punch you for a grand? I would do it for 200 bucks, im sure your mom would let you do it for X amount of 1000's. CAmonn!

S1kh · 01-09-2007, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by DomzyCuttin

You guys are making this out to be more then it is, she would be dazed for a bit and maybe have a bruise. Think of it this way, would you let someone punch you for a grand? I would do it for 200 bucks, im sure your mom would let you do it for X amount of 1000's. CAmonn!

You shouldve never gotten out of ur dads balls u bitch

_STL_15_ · 01-09-2007, 04:34 PM

All of your Moms would be pissed until you bought her that new car or new house. Lol then it would be all good.

luckylynch · 01-09-2007, 04:35 PM

thats is screwed up

Im not hitting my mom

You kidding ? My mom was a single mom and use to work 6 days a week. She didnt have any education since she married young so she worked this ****ty job just to put food on the table.

She had 2 hip replacements and she still use to pick me and my friends up when we got drunk and needed a ride home. She would put on her robe and got us home safely everytime

My mom is the only one that supported me when i got a criminal record. I lost all my friends and none of my family would talk to me. I couldnt get a job. So she helped me. She let me live rent free at home. You fing kidding me. When i had problem with student loans. She loaned me 877 bucks to keep from defaulting. I then applied for forgiveness and all but 1500 bucks was forgiven. You kidding me ? I would have been buried alive without her.

When tons of women diss me. She tells me not to worry. She said they are no good and im way better than them.

She even tried to hook me up with a beautiful chinese young lady at the bank--

My mom should be nominated for mother of the year---and i would never hit her--

BamMan · 01-09-2007, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by DomzyCuttin

You guys are making this out to be more then it is, she would be dazed for a bit and maybe have a bruise. Think of it this way, would you let someone punch you for a grand? I would do it for 200 bucks, im sure your mom would let you do it for X amount of 1000's. CAmonn!

It's your mom. If someone hit your mom im sure you'd beat them to an inch of their life. I wouldn't dream of hurting my mom in any way. It's not worth all the money in the world.

steeperdolphin · 01-09-2007, 04:36 PM

My mother would beat my ass... (No ****)

Luke_Starkiller · 01-09-2007, 04:36 PM

I know, you people are idiots. A million bucks? I'd cold clock her for 20 bucks. Hell I'd do it for free if she looks at me wrong.

hublife · 01-09-2007, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Luke_Starkiller

Here is the scenario. You can have one million dollars, the only catch is, you gotta pop your mom in the kisser on national TV. That way you will be rich, but everyone will know what you did to get there. I say it's worth it, especially since I clock my mother several times a day, but what about you?

I already punch your mother in the face...

with my dick.

bignpisst · 01-09-2007, 04:37 PM

for a mill my mom would let me

HoosierBoy · 01-09-2007, 04:38 PM

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

You mean I've been hitting her in the face for FREE for the last 25 years?

BEhave · 01-09-2007, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by BamMan

hell no, i'd punch you in the face for free

repped

Luke_Starkiller · 01-09-2007, 04:51 PM

Negged.

Rhino77 · 01-09-2007, 04:54 PM

I would not clock the woman upon whos teet I nursed life from for the first year of my life.

And you are probably a 13yr. old nerd that will NEVER, EVER indulge in a pair of voluptuous round breasts in your face, and a round, beautiful ass stroking your cawk.

Luke_Starkiller · 01-09-2007, 05:29 PM

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And you are probably a 13yr. old nerd that will NEVER, EVER indulge in a pair of voluptuous pectorial muscles in your face, and a round, beautiful cawk stroking your abs like I do every night.

Fixt

barbie k · 01-09-2007, 05:31 PM

id be on the floor before my fist was anywhere near her face

kiwiguy68 · 01-09-2007, 05:32 PM

wtf is up with these threads? I leave the misc for only a week, come back and the front thread page consists of:

Would you teabag a sleeping alligator for $1,000,000?

Would you punch a koodiak bear for $1,000,000?

Would you suck a dick for $1'000'000 with an ironic (no homo) in place

Mrsevenupguy · 01-09-2007, 05:32 PM

id rather suck a penis (no homo)

Fearless_ · 01-09-2007, 05:34 PM

It is all relative. Bill Gates wouldn't punch his mom in the face for $1 million, that ain't **** to him.

But the poor ghetto family across the street that lives on welfare would probably jump at this "opportunity."

As for me, I would punch you in the face for $1. And I am not voting in your ghey poll.