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My 15 eventful days of employment at burger king (colin)
And why I will never eat there again.....
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This is a recount of my 15 days of employment at the local burger king. After working there, I must warn all of you to never eat at a fast food joint where the manager is an obese tub of lard named Al, of if your meal was prepared by a short, middle aged man named Raul..
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Episode 1 - Wow, strong pervert
I had been told to purchase a very special type of shoe, with extra strong traction. I soon knew why. Upon entering the back of my local Burger King, I quickly lost my balance and nearly fell on the thick layer of grease that coated the floor.
As I took in my surroundings, and tried to discern a strange odor lingering in the air, the manager exited his office. He was taller than I was, and must have weighed at least 6 times as much as me. He spotted me and motioned me into his office.
"Hey, you're the new guy, right? Come in here."
One one side of his office was a set of television screens. On those screens, you could see the various employees doing their jobs. This was where the manager sat to monitor the employees at all times. On the opposite side of the office sat a computer. I thought that it looked like it was barely used. I would later find out how wrong I was.
The manager's name tag read Albert. I quickly found out to never call him that. Anyone who called him anything besides Al was quickly covered in a spray of spit as he yelled at you for doing so.
He covered the basic guidelines of work: sanitation, customer service... blah blah blah. I was also informed of the severe penalties of stealing food.... any food from the "company". Under no circumstances were we to eat anything without paying for it first. I was dismissed with instructions to help out where I was needed.
Al is a pervert
The other employee on duty was another teen named Matt. It was a slow time of the day, so we started a conversation, while making a show of being busy. He told me a bit about some of the other employees, and what it was like to work there. This went on for about 20 minutes, until another employee named Dave arrived to start his shift.
Dave was also a teenager, and seemed to be good friends with Matt. As they talked, I sat reading some of the manuals Al had given me to read. As soon as Dave had put his stuff up, the two of them began something that seemed to be almost routine.
Matt - "You got it?"
Dave - "Yes, get ready."
Dave proceeded to knock on Al's door, with a slip of paper in hand.
Al "What!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Dave "I have that stuff for you."
Al "oh... come on in"
Dave entered Al's office, and they started talking. I couldnt see or hear what was going on, but it soon became apparent. Pretty soon, Dave's arm came around the edge of the door, with his hand in a thumbs up signal to Matt.
Within seconds, Matt had 6 large takeout bags on the counter, and at least a dozen sandwich wrappers on the counter. Just as I started to get an idea of what was going on, I heard Al's gurgling exclamation from the office.
Al - "Ohhhhhhhh ............... Man! ................... Looook at thoooose boobies!! Young and fresh too....... ohhh boy!!!!"
Dave "Yep... definitely some fine babes there"
Al - "More gurgling and strange noises" "This probably isnt even legal!!! Oh man......!!!!!!!"
Within a minute or two, Matt had the 6 takeout bags crammed full of sandwiches, fries, and whatever else he could fit in there. He called to me and handed me a sack full of food. He carried the remaining sacks of food back to the employee lounge, where he covered them with some jackets. I did the same.
A minute later, with Dave still in the office with Al, Matt pulled out his cell to make a call.
Matt - "hey, its all ready. Hurry up, he wont be in there much longer"
Soon after he hung up, there was a knock on the back door. Matt took 3 of the food sacks and carried them over to the door. Al's voice could be heard in the office.
Al - "Ok, time to get back to work. Uhhh, Im gonna take a quick bathroom break. Keep up the good work guys.
(Al leaves)
Me - "Does this happen often?"
Dave - "Yea, a couple times each week."
Me" What exactly were you showing him in there?"
Dave "Underage porn"
Me "Wow, strong pervert."
The next day, I would meet more of the colorful Burger King staff...............
Coming next - Episode 2 - Raul the tool.
LINK DIRECTLY TO EPISODE 2: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?p=13332023
Last edited by Mtguy8787; 12-28-2006 at 02:45 PM.
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12-27-2006, 11:32 PM
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lol, thats why i could never work in fast food.
suscribed. 
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12-27-2006, 11:34 PM
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Hahaha, hilarious! Is this true? Please go on. can't wait for Episode 2!
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12-27-2006, 11:35 PM
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im listening...
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12-27-2006, 11:35 PM
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hahaha great thread, whens episode 2 coming?
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12-27-2006, 11:39 PM
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Not too shabby, reminds me of my days at panera bread, sans porno.
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12-27-2006, 11:40 PM
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*waits for episode two "refresh, refresh, refresh"
doh its not there yet...
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12-27-2006, 11:40 PM
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Lol only in a place meant for teenagers to be exposed to this :P. Subscribed, rest of story soon please.
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12-27-2006, 11:41 PM
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Lol hilarious...subscribed + repped!
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12-27-2006, 11:42 PM
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Subscribed, funniest sh*t ive read in a while
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12-27-2006, 11:42 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mtguy8787
And why I will never eat there again.....
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This is a recount of my 15 days of employment at the local burger king. After working there, I must warn all of you to never eat at a fast food joint where the manager is an obese tub of lard named Al, of if your meal was prepared by a short, middle aged man named Raul..
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Episode 1 - Wow, strong pervert
I had been told to purchase a very special type of shoe, with extra strong traction. I soon knew why. Upon entering the back of my local Burger King, I quickly lost my balance and nearly fell on the thick layer of grease that coated the floor.
As I took in my surroundings, and tried to discern a strange odor lingering in the air, the manager exited his office. He was taller than I was, and must have weighed at least 6 times as much as me. He spotted me and motioned me into his office.
"Hey, you're the new guy, right? Come in here."
One one side of his office was a set of television screens. On those screens, you could see the various employees doing their jobs. This was where the manager sat to monitor the employees at all times. On the opposite side of the office sat a computer. I thought that it looked like it was barely used. I would later find out how wrong I was.
The manager's name tag read Albert. I quickly found out to never call him that. Anyone who called him anything besides Al was quickly covered in a spray of spit as he yelled at you for doing so.
He covered the basic guidelines of work: sanitation, customer service... blah blah blah. I was also informed of the severe penalties of stealing food.... any food from the "company". Under no circumstances were we to eat anything without paying for it first. I was dismissed with instructions to help out where I was needed.
Al is a pervert
The other employee on duty was another teen named Matt. It was a slow time of the day, so we started a conversation, while making a show of being busy. He told me a bit about some of the other employees, and what it was like to work there. This went on for about 20 minutes, until another employee named Dave arrived to start his shift.
Dave was also a teenager, and seemed to be good friends with Matt. As they talked, I sat reading some of the manuals Al had given me to read. As soon as Dave had put his stuff up, the two of them began something that seemed to be almost routine.
Matt - "You got it?"
Dave - "Yes, get ready."
Dave proceeded to knock on Al's door, with a slip of paper in hand.
Al "What!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Dave "I have that stuff for you."
Al "oh... come on in"
Dave entered Al's office, and they started talking. I couldnt see or hear what was going on, but it soon became apparent. Pretty soon, Dave's arm came around the edge of the door, with his hand in a thumbs up signal to Matt.
Within seconds, Matt had 6 large takeout bags on the counter, and at least a dozen sandwich wrappers on the counter. Just as I started to get an idea of what was going on, I heard Al's gurgling exclamation from the office.
Al - "Ohhhhhhhh ............... Man! ................... Looook at thoooose boobies!! Young and fresh too....... ohhh boy!!!!"
Dave "Yep... definitely some fine babes there"
Al - "More gurgling and strange noises" "This probably isnt even legal!!! Oh man......!!!!!!!"
Within a minute or two, Matt had the 6 takeout bags crammed full of sandwiches, fries, and whatever else he could fit in there. He called to me and handed me a sack full of food. He carried the remaining sacks of food back to the employee lounge, where he covered them with some jackets. I did the same.
A minute later, with Dave still in the office with Al, Matt pulled out his cell to make a call.
Matt - "hey, its all ready. Hurry up, he wont be in there much longer"
Soon after he hung up, there was a knock on the back door. Matt took 3 of the food sacks and carried them over to the door. Al's voice could be heard in the office.
Al - "Ok, time to get back to work. Uhhh, Im gonna take a quick bathroom break. Keep up the good work guys.
(Al leaves)
Me - "Does this happen often?"
Dave - "Yea, a couple times each week."
Me" What exactly were you showing him in there?"
Dave "Underage porn"
Me "Wow, strong pervert."
The next day, I would meet more of the colorful Burger King staff...............
Episode 2 - Raul the tool.
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Woah, I worked at a restaraunt and there was a BIG perv named Al, cool guy though, but he was relentless. Im actually going to his house on new years, cant wait, the guys is a hoot.
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12-27-2006, 11:43 PM
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Wait, I'm a little slow here I guess, what was the deal with the food in the jackets?
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12-27-2006, 11:43 PM
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hahahah REPS mate that was cool
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12-27-2006, 11:44 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NeloAngelo
Wait, I'm a little slow here I guess, what was the deal with the food in the jackets?
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Probably giving them out to friends for free.
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12-27-2006, 11:48 PM
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damn...how much do they pay anyway? i could never work there...kind of demeaning...no offence
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12-27-2006, 11:50 PM
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eagerly anticipating part 2...
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12-27-2006, 11:51 PM
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You shoulda been there when I worked at a Burger King for like a month, here's a small recollection of what happened:
1. Some girl threw a cat through the drive-thru window out of nowhere
2. The same girl(apparently one of the manager's ex-gfs) let a bunch of ferrets loose in the store.
3. Some guy ran out of gas in the drive-thru lane...and it just so happens, that, on top of that inconvenience, someone had taken his order wrong...damn, I've never seen someone so pissed in my life.
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12-27-2006, 11:55 PM
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Damn, I used to work at Sonic. It was entertaining but not that damn good. Buying weed from the manager, drinking after hours with the other and then smoking with the first in the store. All the free food I wanted(before I started working out) and white trash freak fights....interesting times but not that interesting.
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12-27-2006, 11:56 PM
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Part 2!
that was awesome.
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12-27-2006, 11:57 PM
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Reps And Cell-tech!!!!!!
Episode 2, Now!!!!
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12-28-2006, 12:01 AM
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Episode 2 - Raul the tool
I arrived at work at around 4:15. Matt was there, as was a lady I had not seen. There was also a short, middle aged man with glasses. His name tag read Raul. He seemed like a normal, typical employee. I would soon find out otherwise over the next few days. I nodded to Matt, and began reading the boring training manuals from the previous day. Al was in his office, probably on the computer. The sound of slurps and burbs could be heard occasionally through his office door.
As usual, there was a thick layer of grease on the floor. I walked over to where Matt was preparing a sandwich for a customer.
Me - "Hey, do they ever clean this floor?"
Matt- "Yea, but it doesnt do any good. And dont be the one to have to clean it -- its the ****tiest job you can get here."
Me - "I'll bet."
I went back to my manuals to study the art of making a double whopper with cheese. I looked up for a second as a small crash took place where Raul was washing dishes. "No big deal," I though to myself. Happens all the time, to everyone. Again, I would later find out how wrong I was. The next 30 minutes was slow, and fairly uneventful. I was tired of learning how to make the various sandwiches, so I took a trip over to where Raul was still washing dishes.
Me - "Hey man, whats going on?"
Raul - "Oh just washing dishes -- just another day at work."
Me - " Yea... so how long you been working here?"
Raul - " About 5 or 6 years"
Me - "Damn, you must like it here"
Raul - "OH, you know, its a steady job, ok pay"
Me - "Yea, you must have gotten a few good raises by now."
Raul -"Im at 7.50 now. I should be getting alot more after all this time. They dont really seem to care about the work I do around here."
Me - "That sucks man."
Raul - "So how much you getting to start?"
Me - "7.25"
Raul - "Wow, thats high. They only started me at 5.50. Must be the whole minimum wage deal."
Me - "Yea, well see ya, gotta get back to work."
I could hear Matt laughing to himself as I went back to the manuals. I sat there, reading some, but mostly thinking about school life and my friends birthday party that coming weekend. About 15 minutes later, Al came out of his office and began to prepare himself some more sandwiches. He spotted me reading and called me over.
Al - "hey Ive got a little job for you. As you might have noticed, this floor gets really dirty."
Me - "Yea, Ive noticed"
Al - "Youre gonna clean it. Just a quick job..nothing too fancy. Matt, help him with the cleaning. Show him where everything is at, what to do, etc."
Matt - "Sure thing Al. Hey, you want me to get you another shake?"
Al - "Oh yea, thanks. Chocolate please.... with a little vanilla on top. And some of those.... what do you call them..."
Matt "Yea, here you go"
Al - "Thanks... and uhhh. keep up the good work. I have some important stuff to do, so dont bother me." (Matt rolls his eyes in a knowing sort of expression)
I was not looking forward to scrubbing the disgusting floor. As my mood fell, Matt did something to cheer me up.
Matt - "hey, you wanna see a cool trick?"
Me -"yea, sure"
Matt - "Yo, Raul!"
Raul - "Hey.... Yea... Um, what was that?"
Matt - "Al said the floor has to be cleaned, and were really busy right now, so if you could do that, it would be great."
Raul - "Oh, uh, sure thing. Can i finish these dishes first?"
Matt- "Yea, no prob."
Me - "Haha"
Despite the obvious lack of customers at the time, Raul was wholeheartedly eager to help out with whatever he could. As he began to mix the buckets of cleaning fluid, Matt and I talked about events at school, hot girls, Raul, Al, and other things.......... All while making it look like we were working...... of course...
Episode 2 - Raul the tool... to be continued....
LINK TO NEXT PART OF EPISODE 2: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?p=13332673
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12-28-2006, 12:03 AM
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.... TO BE CONTINUED..
damnit i want to go to bed lol
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You better have a good reason as to why this Raul guy is considered a tool. From what you just said, he sounds like a decent, hard-working guy that is being taken advantage of...
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12-28-2006, 12:05 AM
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MORE MORE MORE!! (no homo)
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Quote:
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damn...how much do they pay anyway? i could never work there...kind of demeaning...no offence
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Depends which one you work at. It was a ****ty job for sure.. which is why I worked there for only 15 total days.. or about a month.
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12-28-2006, 12:07 AM
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wheres the rest of episode 2????
and reps man great thread
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12-28-2006, 12:07 AM
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Originally Posted by NeloAngelo
You better have a good reason as to why this Raul guy is considered a tool. From what you just said, he sounds like a decent, hard-working guy that is being taken advantage of...
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Dont worry
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12-28-2006, 12:07 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NeloAngelo
You better have a good reason as to why this Raul guy is considered a tool. From what you just said, he sounds like a decent, hard-working guy that is being taken advantage of...
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lol, thats what I was thinking
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12-28-2006, 12:07 AM
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This thread is pretty funny.
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12-28-2006, 12:13 AM
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Great thread, but you better not put me off Burger King (AKA Hungry Jacks) for life. It's my favourite cheat food. Now hurry up with part 2.
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