TOP 10 GAY behaviors of "STRAIGHT" men

[golds2006]

Originally Posted by sawalke4

drink a whiskey then. Plus how does that explain drinking a pina colada from another dude's straw who is wearing a yellow vest?

move on kid before u get raped

[corn_dog]

this stash is just good taste:

[wouldlikemuscle]

I don't do any of the top 10 gay behaviours of straight men (no hetero)!

[Dysfunqtional]

Originally Posted by corn_dog

this stash is just good taste:

I bet Jamie Hyneman pulls mad pussy

[sawalke4]

Originally Posted by golds2006

move on kid before u get raped

you would rape me you homo

[hwpnow]

Admit it, this looks sooo gay! Why shave your ass if you're straight?

[mr.perffect]

Originally Posted by johno_66

Alot of my mates grab/smack each others c0cks lool, its just a joke, i know there not gay (no homo)

uhhhh ... that's about as homo as you can get ... even saying "no homo" can't make grabbing another guy's junk not homo

[golds2006]

Originally Posted by sawalke4

you would rape me you homo

hmm sayin that...nahhh! to skinny for me

what are u? 145???

[MrGuitar]

Originally Posted by golds2006

move on kid before u get raped

no homo?

[golds2006]

Originally Posted by MrGuitar

no homo?

correct

[hwpnow]

Originally Posted by MrGuitar

no homo?

hey, men who rape men in jail say no homo
men who take head from men say no homo
Oscar De La Hoya said no homo

It's getting to the point where other than short of voluntarily taking it up the ass, everything else is "no homo" (no homo)

[proteinpump]

Originally Posted by corn_dog

this stash is just good taste:

That stash looks like he just got done eating some guys ass!

[BigOKgymNut]

as long as you don't close your eyes it's "no homo"

[Roidy]

dont agree with the earrings, pink clothes or the shaving

for the record I also go on sunbeds, this homo 2??

the guys saying all this is homo are the kinda guys you see out, wearing levis jeans and a plain polo neck shirt with kickers shoes, the kinda guys who drink only pints ever, even if they dont like it

the problem with it is that you are wayyy out of fashion, and other than your e stat bull**** I assume you struggle getting laid 2

the guys you are calling homo, who get there hair done a cetrain way, style their facial hair, wear fashionable clothes etc are the guys you call homo, cos you yourself cant pull it off, or are jealous of them, how can you call some1 homo if their the 1s getting the girls?????

I've got a diamond earring in my left year, use sunbeds, get my hair cut in the expensive stylists, wear fashioanble clothes (yes some pink 2) cos I like 2 look good when I go out, the feedback I choose to notice is the women I get attention off, not the gimpy dudes in their ankle swingers sayin I look gay

NO HOMO

[hwpnow]

Originally Posted by Roidy

the problem with it is that you are wayyy out of fashion,...

the guys you are calling homo, who get there hair done a cetrain way, style their facial hair, wear fashionable clothes etc are the guys you call homo,

ok, but most fashion "experts" defining what's fashionable are gay. And most expensive hair stylist are gay too.

[SGMD1]

Exception for #5 if you have diabetes/poor foot circulation (serious)

[Diego Sanchez]

I'm guilty of #9 and #1.

[hwpnow]

I forgot to mention this. Basically too much grooming is gay. Also, dudes with really soft hands. That's gay too.

[Project_BelAir]

The shaving thing is bull****, who wants to be a hairy beast? Smooth is better then hairy, girls don't want to be rubbing a jungle.

[hwpnow]

Originally Posted by poolshark472

#1 is OK in sports, but outside of the locker room it's forbidden. (STRONG no homo)

when did it become ok in sports tho? just curious...

[jvinci]

Originally Posted by hwpnow

Also, dudes with really soft hands. That's gay too.

soft hands doesnt mean your gay. all that means is that you don't work with your hands, ie. construction.

stupid.

[hwpnow]

Originally Posted by JBalla16

soft hands doesnt mean your gay. all that means is that you don't work with your hands, ie. construction.

stupid.

First, I didn't say regular hands, or even wet/greasy hands. I said "soft" hands. Second, I don't work in construction, and my hands AREN'T soft, they aren't sandpaper either.

Third, yes soft hands are gay. But they aren't as gay as a soft handshake. That's gay^3 (gay cubed)

[Ajulaks]

The butt slap and pink are hardcore gay imo.

[Roidy]

soft handshake?? lol wtf you on about

I find it more gay if someone squeezes your hand when they shake your hand, like what you trying to prove son

just admit it mate, you talking about finding people gay, your not confident in yourself, so you have to show how much of a man you are by trying to act like some macho *******

grow up

[britishbulld0g]

Originally Posted by Monkey Helmet

I'm only guilty of #9.

x2

[Issobolic28]

Originally Posted by hwpnow

9. Hair removal other than standard shaving & hair cuts (namely from your chest, underarms, crotch, legs & ass) They use to have a saying "grow some hair on your chest" to indicate that you're a man, as oppose to the smooth hairless chest of a woman. WTF happened?

You do know this is a BODYBUILDING forum, right?

Guys get waxed to get ready for competitions.

[EdgarAllanPoe]

its all pretty gay except for the hair removal.....i shave my chest, ass, and pubes....I don't find it gay. Makes my pecker look bigger, makes my ass cleaner or whatever when i dump, and I don't hardly grow any hair on my chest so it looks dumb if i don't shave.

[grapemaster]

I only disagree with #9... b/c I am hairy in other places which aren't socially acceptable. Also it just looks better overall if you have a good physique. I don't even get haircuts, I just shave it. I don't think any of it is unmanly..

[EdgarAllanPoe]

Originally Posted by Roidy

I've got a diamond earring in my left year, use sunbeds, get my hair cut in the expensive stylists, wear fashioanble clothes (yes some pink 2) cos I like 2 look good when I go out, the feedback I choose to notice is the women I get attention off, not the gimpy dudes in their ankle swingers sayin I look gay

NO HOMO

that sounds so girly..."i wanna look good when i go out", i picture a girl saying that, that's why people are calling it gay. Do what you like to do but its still feminine sounding...no offense. I think guys caring so much how they look where they pay an overabundance of money on hair, jewelry, clothes, and all is metro.

I'm just simple I guess....I go to work, I go to the gym, I gotta girl...that's about all I do. I don't go out and since I have a girl I don't really give a **** to impress anyone else.

[HKR-Chief]

I agree with the but slap rule. Ok, so you're a football player... that makes it ok for you to intentionally slap another guy's butt? Why not just pat his shoulder or arm? Or maybe a pat on the back? But to intentionally slap his butt just because "well I'm in sports and that's what we do" ... that doesn't cut it. Sounds like an excuse to touch another guy's butt.

As for grabbing each others' crotch, well, that's not for me either, but I'm sure you guys are just messin with each other. You might want to keep that in check though. If you see one of your buddies doing it excessively, there may be a problem...

I have a freind who has a pink shirt that has the words "Tough guys wear pink"... I want one.


How about this one:

"When talking, if you have one hand on your hip, and talk with the other hand, you're gay."