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10-12-2007, 10:47 AM
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lift big eat big get big
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chuck norris
One night Chuck Norris what having sex with a semi-truck. Some of his jiz leaked into the engine block. Nine months later Optimus Prime was born.
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10-12-2007, 10:49 AM
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Stop posting my pic
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Eureka, California, United States
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And all who look shall see them there,
And all should cry, Beware ! Beware !
His flashing eyes, his floating hair !
Weave a circle round him thrice,
And close your eyes with holy dread,
For he on honey-dew hath fed,
And drunk the milk of Paradise.
---Deep voice crew---
Snatch 180 Clean and jerk 230
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10-12-2007, 10:52 AM
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take this! HAAAAATERS!
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They say curiosity killed the cat. This is wrong. Chuck Norris killed the cat,,,every last one of them!
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Bulking to 185 on Chicken and Milk! Starting to forget what being hungry feels like!
My diet:
7am - 2 scoops NOXPLODE
9am - 2 scoops NOXPLODE
12 - 2 scoops NOXPLODE
2pm - Big mac (for calories)
4pm - 2 scoops NOXPLODE
6pm - 2 scoops NOXPLODE
8pm - 2 scoops NOXPLODE
10pm - 2 scoops NOXPLODE
Misc MISCER #69
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10-12-2007, 10:55 AM
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Stop posting my pic
Join Date: Sep 2006
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Chuck Norris went back in time to stop the Kennedy assassination. At the just the right moment he leaped into the car and caught all 3 bullets with his teeth. JFK's head exploded out of pure amazement.
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And all who look shall see them there,
And all should cry, Beware ! Beware !
His flashing eyes, his floating hair !
Weave a circle round him thrice,
And close your eyes with holy dread,
For he on honey-dew hath fed,
And drunk the milk of Paradise.
---Deep voice crew---
Snatch 180 Clean and jerk 230
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10-12-2007, 10:59 AM
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Can I have abs please?
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Alabama, United States
Age: 26
Stats: 6'0", 175 lbs
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On a serious note, I've gotten the opportunity to actually spar and workout with Chuck Norris and his team. He can't kick as high due to hip surgery, but he is still an awesome fighter. His team (Chuck Do Kwan), sparred with a few of us taekwondo guys about 2 years ago.
He's a smart sparrer.
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10-12-2007, 11:05 AM
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Paging Dr. Iraq Attaq....
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: New Jersey, United States
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Chuck Norris is so played out that even his jokes aren't funny anymore.
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10-12-2007, 11:12 AM
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moc.csimehtlla
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Pasadena, California, United States
Age: 27
Stats: 6'4", 230 lbs
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