What would happen if you drank 1oz. of Redline every hour?

[VPX_Sports]

A co-worker and myself wondered what the caffeine content in your blood would look like, so we developed a chart. Assuming 1oz = 38mg of caffeine, here are the results (Series 2 is the line to look at)



The vertical axis is Caffeine in mgs whereas the horizontal axis is hours of ingestion. The graph approaches a limit where f(x)= 365.

[SwolenONE]

lol i would not go recommending such a dosing protocol, for liability purposes.

[VPX_Sports]

lol i would not go recommending such a dosing protocol, for liability purposes.

It is merely informational, I DO NOT recommend it

[wakingmalice]

lol i would not go recommending such a dosing protocol, for liability purposes.

What clearance rate did you use? Did you account for the fact the caffeine is only slightly excreted whole in the urine? Did you account for varying absorption due to necessary food intake?

Did you account for these variables in your conclusive writings?

Also, to address the quote above, what's the liability on that kind of caffeine consumption? Albeit I have no idea what else is in redline.

[VPX_Sports]

What clearance rate did you use? Did you account for the fact the caffeine is only slightly excreted whole in the urine? Did you account for varying absorption due to necessary food intake?

Did you account for these variables in your conclusive writings?

Also, to address the quote above, what's the liability on that kind of caffeine consumption? Albeit I have no idea what else is in redline.

Our formula was very basic based only on caffeine's half life. We did not take into account peeing or food intake.

I would imagine 0 liability, since we don't recommend it Our bottle says to never exceed more than 1 Redline daily

[wakingmalice]

Our formula was very basic based only on caffeine's half life. We did not take into account peeing or food intake.

I would imagine 0 liability, since we don't recommend it Our bottle says to never exceed more than 1 Redline daily

Are you implying that VPX doesn't account for variables?

[JH34PG]

recently took half a redline like suggested....didnt feel anything...dissapointed

[Starkk]

If I banged one hooker per hour for the next three weeks, what would my life span be considering the variable of "x" (STDs) and "y" (meth required to keep said hookers high enough at all times), while also taking into consideration that I'm not paying any of their pimps, since I'm homeless

[loucurley]

A co-worker and myself wondered what the caffeine content in your blood would look like, so we developed a chart. Assuming 1oz = 38mg of caffeine, here are the results (Series 2 is the line to look at)



The vertical axis is Caffeine in mgs whereas the horizontal axis is hours of ingestion. The graph approaches a limit where f(x)= 365.

So, the red line represents the Redline?
Genius.

[Irish Iron]

What clearance rate did you use? Did you account for the fact the caffeine is only slightly excreted whole in the urine? Did you account for varying absorption due to necessary food intake?

Did you account for these variables in your conclusive writings?

Also, to address the quote above, what's the liability on that kind of caffeine consumption? Albeit I have no idea what else is in redline.

Are you implying that VPX doesn't account for variables?

lol butt-hurt much?

[wakingmalice]

lol butt-hurt much?

lol laugh much?


I see this board has forgotten how to take a joke. I know the Op, and he knows im joking. But thanks champ.

[Slyther]

If I banged one hooker per hour for the next three weeks, what would my life span be considering the variable of "x" (STDs) and "y" (meth required to keep said hookers high enough at all times), while also taking into consideration that I'm not paying any of their pimps, since I'm homeless

hahahahaahaha...If it was that easy....

[VPX_Sports]

recently took half a redline like suggested....didnt feel anything...dissapointed

What's your normal stim intake look like? I would imagine somebody like yourself would need more than 1/2, as you have previous experience with caffeine, preworkouts, etc. Keep in mind that while Redline is ridculously awesome, since everything has to fit into 8oz of water, taste good, and be liquid stable, you won't be able to fit all the awesome, diverse ingredients [such as nootropics] in large amounts without running into problems. This is not the case with powder.

If I banged one hooker per hour for the next three weeks, what would my life span be considering the variable of "x" (STDs) and "y" (meth required to keep said hookers high enough at all times), while also taking into consideration that I'm not paying any of their pimps, since I'm homeless

I would give it between 1-3 weeks, depending on how fast you run. The X variable is not much to worry about unless you plan on having sex with a black widow or equally venomous animal; most STD's won't kick in that fast. However, the pimps will notice very quickly that they are getting the short end of the stick (), so you will have to proficient in the 40 yard dash or suffer the wrath of their "9"

[Irish Iron]

lol laugh much?


I see this board has forgotten how to take a joke. I know the Op, and he knows im joking. But thanks champ.

Actually yes, I did laugh audibly at your responses. Figured you just had a hard-on for VPX, kinda hard to convey sarcasm via text

[VPX_Sports]

Figured you just had a hard-on for VPX, kinda hard to convey sarcasm via text

Must be my stunning avi

[Irish Iron]

Must be my stunning avi

There is something about that question mark...

[wakingmalice]

Actually yes, I did laugh audibly at your responses. Figured you just had a hard-on for VPX, kinda hard to convey sarcasm via text

The insulting part was how you mentioned my butt.


That's a very sensitive area of mine, and if it hurts, that's my business. Unless of course, you were involved.

[fitnfirm]

I am disapoint ...... Not a very pretty chart

[Irish Iron]

The insulting part was how you mentioned my butt.


That's a very sensitive area of mine, and if it hurts, that's my business. Unless of course, you were involved.

you forgot to mention the % homo

[wakingmalice]

you forgot to mention the % homo

That's because it depends on the extraction process.

[AlecGaspari]

lol amazing chart making skeelz

[VPX_Sports]

I am disapoint ...... Not a very pretty chart

lol amazing chart making skeelz

Tough crowd Blame excel

[dirtydean12]

it's been a hot minute since I had a Redline...I grabbed a few during the Arnold from europa's setup, but our damn models kept stealing them

[VPX_Sports]

it's been a hot minute since I had a Redline...I grabbed a few during the Arnold from europa's setup, but our damn models kept stealing them

I also grabbed a couple from Europa, lol. Were you at the MP suite at the UFC fights? We were right next door

[dirtydean12]

I also grabbed a couple from Europa, lol. Were you at the MP suite at the UFC fights? We were right next door

haha, I almost was...we had choice between the suite and 2nd row on the floor...we opted for the floor seats : /

[xR1pp3Rx]

haha, I almost was...we had choice between the suite and 2nd row on the floor...we opted for the floor seats : /

sheesh thats like being with family members of the competitors ... 2nd row!! hey did anyone see if criticle bench made it onstage for the finals (ameature)

[VPX_Sports]

sheesh thats like being with family members of the competitors ... 2nd row!! hey did anyone see if criticle bench made it onstage for the finals (ameature)

Clay Guida was in the MP suite. It was really nice up there. Fresh cooked food for maximum anabolism FTW lol

[dirtydean12]

Clay Guida was in the MP suite. It was really nice up there. Fresh cooked food for maximum anabolism FTW lol

damn...jelly