YES! Sex with GF of 3 months finally!!

createenjock · 09-16-2007, 11:39 PM

It's been a good week! I turned 17 on 9/11 (nice b-day huh?) I've scored 4 TD's in 3 starts in Football so far this season. My gf was babysitting Saturday night and invited me over. By 9:30 the baby was in bed. we just started making out on the couch,got naked in about 10 minutes and she said something like how about a birthday gift!!!!!!!! I actually had a 3 pack of rubbers on me. We did it on a towel on the living room floor. It was her 1st time and I think it went OK, she was super wet and I lasted a while. I haven't had sex in like 6 months so I had to get back up to speed on my game. I don't know it was GREAT FINALLY. I thought she was trying to set a record for the most handjobs in a realtionship!!!

Ironstone- · 09-16-2007, 11:42 PM

i just came in my pants

fateless115 · 09-17-2007, 01:04 AM

i just pantsed in my came

ChefPhalBignuts · 09-17-2007, 01:21 AM

came in my came in my came

neoborn · 09-17-2007, 01:59 AM

3 pack rubbers = $5

Towel from Walmart = $5

F'ing a girl and boasting bout it cause you're 17yrs old on the intarweb = Priceless.

You will go far in life being this amazing. You will receive what you give out in the end....perhaps focus on being a better person? Love is a better way.

Much Love,

Neoborn

P.S your lack of self respect is outstanding

Ego-NomiQ · 09-17-2007, 06:42 AM

That's awesome!

bill257 · 09-17-2007, 06:52 AM

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Originally Posted by neoborn

3 pack rubbers = $5

Towel from Walmart = $5

F'ing a girl and boasting bout it cause you're 17yrs old on the intarweb = Priceless.

You will go far in life being this amazing. You will receive what you give out in the end....perhaps focus on being a better person? Love is a better way.

Much Love,

Neoborn

P.S your lack of self respect is outstanding

Damn thats some expensive condoms. I got 60 pack on amazon for $8 or $9.

82nd_Fister · 09-17-2007, 07:01 AM

You buy condom's on amazon?

****in' geek.

bill257 · 09-17-2007, 07:06 AM

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Originally Posted by 82nd_Fister

You buy condom's on amazon?

****in' geek.

Lets see 60 for $14 with shipping or almost a $1 a piece at the store? Yeah I'm going to pay 3-4 times as much for the same ****

82nd_Fister · 09-17-2007, 07:08 AM

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Originally Posted by bill257

Lets see 60 for $14 with shipping or almost a $1 a piece at the store? Yeah I'm going to pay 3-4 times as much for the same ****

Sams Club > Amazon

bill257 · 09-17-2007, 07:11 AM

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Originally Posted by 82nd_Fister

Sams Club > Amazon

Damn got me there. I'll have to check their prices. Actually was considering a membership to one of those places. Torn between BJs, Sams, and Costco.

82nd_Fister · 09-17-2007, 07:13 AM

Yeah, dude, you can buy like.. a 5 gallon bucket of condoms for $20

k1llsh0t · 09-17-2007, 07:20 AM

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Originally Posted by bill257

Damn thats some expensive condoms. I got 60 pack on amazon for $8 or $9.

Uhhh....

Some things you should just keep to yourself.

bill257 · 09-17-2007, 07:25 AM

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Originally Posted by k1llsh0t

Uhhh....

Some things you should just keep to yourself.

lmao. I didn't get the used and new variety

gympunk · 09-17-2007, 10:40 AM

On a towel in the living room sounds fun!

john_29 · 09-17-2007, 11:16 AM

good job dave man

Ex-Terminator · 09-17-2007, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by createenjock

I thought she was trying to set a record for the most handjobs in a realtionship!!!

Yeah, and that's not even counting the ones she gave me.

Dman45 · 09-19-2007, 07:28 AM

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Originally Posted by createenjock

It's been a good week! I turned 17 on 9/11 (nice b-day huh?) I've scored 4 TD's in 3 starts in Football so far this season. My gf was babysitting Saturday night and invited me over. By 9:30 the baby was in bed. we just started making out on the couch,got naked in about 10 minutes and she said something like how about a birthday gift!!!!!!!! I actually had a 3 pack of rubbers on me. We did it on a towel on the living room floor. It was her 1st time and I think it went OK, she was super wet and I lasted a while. I haven't had sex in like 6 months so I had to get back up to speed on my game. I don't know it was GREAT FINALLY. I thought she was trying to set a record for the most handjobs in a realtionship!!!

3 months is pushin it.. i bagged mine first date..

GJ tho! finaly did it.

Amel · 09-19-2007, 07:38 AM

good job dave mayne

damn y_all · 09-19-2007, 01:21 PM

props! they must a wondered what was the nastee smell on the wet towel in the laundry!

createenjock · 09-19-2007, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by 82nd_Fister

You buy condom's on amazon? ****in' geek.

I drive over to the next CVS about 8 miles away so noone I know will see me, like my mom or somebody. They're right out so I can pick them up without asking for them. I'll finally be using some again I hope.

createenjock · 09-30-2007, 09:23 AM

FYI update: not another screw since then. Back to handjobs and a couple (dry humps?) naked but no penetration just a mess wahtever thats really called! Homecomings next week though. I have my fingers crossed.

Scarface2883 · 09-30-2007, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by createenjock

FYI update: not another screw since then. Back to handjobs and a couple (dry humps?) naked but no penetration just a mess wahtever thats really called! Homecomings next week though. I have my fingers crossed.

No sex since then...why man? This doesn't sound like a very good GF to me. It seems like she isn't all that sexually attracted to you.

MAGnitude · 09-30-2007, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by createenjock

It's been a good week! I turned 17 on 9/11 (nice b-day huh?) I've scored 4 TD's in 3 starts in Football so far this season. My gf was babysitting Saturday night and invited me over. By 9:30 the baby was in bed. we just started making out on the couch,got naked in about 10 minutes and she said something like how about a birthday gift!!!!!!!! I actually had a 3 pack of rubbers on me. We did it on a towel on the living room floor. It was her 1st time and I think it went OK, she was super wet and I lasted a while. I haven't had sex in like 6 months so I had to get back up to speed on my game. I don't know it was GREAT FINALLY. I thought she was trying to set a record for the most handjobs in a realtionship!!!

did she tell u the kid she was looking after was hers

gympunk · 10-01-2007, 10:52 AM

Good luck @ Homecoming

icuii2004 · 10-01-2007, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by createenjock

It's been a good week! I turned 17 on 9/11 (nice b-day huh?) I've scored 4 TD's in 3 starts in Football so far this season. My gf was babysitting Saturday night and invited me over. By 9:30 the baby was in bed. we just started making out on the couch,got naked in about 10 minutes and she said something like how about a birthday gift!!!!!!!! I actually had a 3 pack of rubbers on me. We did it on a towel on the living room floor. It was her 1st time and I think it went OK, she was super wet and I lasted a while. I haven't had sex in like 6 months so I had to get back up to speed on my game. I don't know it was GREAT FINALLY. I thought she was trying to set a record for the most handjobs in a realtionship!!!

first time on a towel on the floor? why? there are no beds in the house.

Don't misunderstand me - I support floor sex but that's for married couples who already broke the bed.

**Jenny** · 10-01-2007, 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by createenjock

It's been a good week! I turned 17 on 9/11 (nice b-day huh?) I've scored 4 TD's in 3 starts in Football so far this season. My gf was babysitting Saturday night and invited me over. By 9:30 the baby was in bed. we just started making out on the couch,got naked in about 10 minutes and she said something like how about a birthday gift!!!!!!!! I actually had a 3 pack of rubbers on me. We did it on a towel on the living room floor. It was her 1st time and I think it went OK, she was super wet and I lasted a while. I haven't had sex in like 6 months so I had to get back up to speed on my game. I don't know it was GREAT FINALLY. I thought she was trying to set a record for the most handjobs in a realtionship!!!

I'm sure she'd love it if she knew you were posting about it on the Internet. This is why some girls (myself included) are still virgins.

Jaw-Knee · 10-01-2007, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by **Jenny**

I'm sure she'd love it if she knew you were posting about it on the Internet. This is why some girls (myself included) are still virgins.

Is the view from way up there on that high horse of yours as nice as they say it is?

Vante · 10-01-2007, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by **Jenny**

I'm sure she'd love it if she knew you were posting about it on the Internet. This is why some girls (myself included) are still virgins.

Now... honestly..

Did he post her name, address, number, picture, anything?

I admit though, its a a little immature to post it on the internet to give himself a little pat on the back Still I dont understand how its detrimental to his girl's dignity (more so his).

icuii2004 · 10-01-2007, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Vante

Now... honestly..

Did he post her name, address, number, picture, anything?

I admit though, its a a little immature to post it on the internet to give himself a little pat on the back Still I dont understand how its detrimental to his girl's dignity (more so his).

I couldnt care less if my man wrote in a pseudonym online about my anonymous me. As long as it was GOOD things off course