You Know You're a BB'er WHEN...

[FreEsTyLeR07]

Originally Posted by The Kurgan

16. You look at the protein content of foods before anything else.

17. You begin to appreciate the taste of water.

that's so TRUE

[omnip0tent]

#???? You know every brand of equipment your gym has by memory O_o
#???? You Can Navigate Blind Folded through your gym.

[Notch8]

The only reason you waste your time with Nautilus machines is the fact that you can lift all of the weight in the machine for reps in front of numerous cardio bunnies while not straining.


Your friend punches you in the back and bitches that you hurt his hand


When someone punches you your first reaction is "Did you break your hand" while laughing.

[JLi313]

just read through the first few pages.. this thread KICKS ASS!!!

[brn4baseball12]

-For Christmas you only ask for gift cards to gnc, and shoprite.

-Every holiday you ask for a new piece of gym equipment.

-You get suspended from school for fighting a kid all because he was sayign creatine is a steroid and u have fake muscles if you use it.

-Eveery single time you go to the bathroom you flex in the mirror.

-Your gym teacher calls home and tells your mom to tell your son to stop teling him what exercises we should and shouldnt do for each day at the weight room.

-When someone asks what day it is you reply with a muscle group.

-When you sell your ipod you just bought one month ago because you need money for protein powder.

[auric]

-Your gym teacher calls home and tells your mom to tell your son to stop teling him what exercises we should and shouldnt do for each day at the weight room.


That actually happened to me. He got so pissed when I told him some exercises we were doing were bad for the back.

[dumac]

-when you wake up on christmas morning to find out that santa has brought you some whey and creatine.

- you leave santa a whey protein shake and a protein bar on christmas eve

[wisdommaster1]

when a regular day on the internet consists of answering a dozen posts all about overtraining, ab workouts for 135 pounders, and rate my routine...

when you ROFL at people who try the 1 inch to your arms in one day workout

[phil2007]

when you drink water from the litre container

[JiP]

Originally Posted by auric

-Your gym teacher calls home and tells your mom to tell your son to stop teling him what exercises we should and shouldnt do for each day at the weight room.


That actually happened to me. He got so pissed when I told him some exercises we were doing were bad for the back.

what exercises?

[zippojay]

You know your a BBer when you have calluss' the size of craters on your hands

[ProMuscle]

Originally Posted by SuP!!

64) You get mad when you see some one who uses synthol or varies steriods.

Maybe its just me, but if your a serious bodybuilder or you want to be, then you are willing to take anything to get to the top.

[Senor Awesome]

Originally Posted by ProMuscle

Maybe its just me, but if your a serious bodybuilder or you want to be, then you are willing to take anything to get to the top.

Agreed.

[ilift2heavy]

when you go to boston market 4 times a week..buying 1/2 of an all white chicken..and for the 2 sides you get mashed potatoes for the carbs.
or when you know when each person is working there each day, lol

[HostileTakeover]

When you suck other guys dicks for protein and creatine filled semen and learn to like the taste and texture!

[LifetimeNatural]

Sorry but that was just wrong! ^^^^^

-When its your rest day and you know other people are in the gym and it feels like they are getting an advantage over you,

-When you read the food labels of your foods even though you've eaten it and read the labels thousands of times before,

[monst4r]

When you size other guys up, wondering how much they weigh and how much they might be able to lift.

(no homo)

[tiTHEking]

when u make the 2000th post!

[BurgerPimp07]

Originally Posted by tiTHEking

when u make the 2000th post!

Haha, you are 2001.

You know you are a BB'er when:
When you thought this thread was dead, just to find out it has been bumped yet again, but still can't help reading the same re-posts over and over.

[burtonflow]

Originally Posted by dumac

you leave santa a whey protein shake and a protein bar on christmas eve

Ha, that's pretty good.

[roomesh_s]

Originally Posted by logester

1. You know when your a bodybuilder when your name is Arnold.

29) you know you are a bodybuilder when you have watched pumping iron more that a hundred times!!

[chimdi_n]

all this stuff is all true man..its so so funny,especially the part about your chest being bigger than the freshmen girls.They feel me up and go " whoa you've got boobs". this thread is AWESOME!

-U know youre a bb'er when your girlfriend buys you a pair of sick tennis shoes and you make her return it so you can spend the money on supplements.

-U know youre a bb'er when you cant go shopping for new clothes because you cant tell the size you'll need because youre bulking and may quickly outgrow them.

[Senor Awesome]

Originally Posted by chimdi_n

all this stuff is all true man..its so so funny,especially the part about your chest being bigger than the freshmen girls.They feel me up and go " whoa you've got boobs". this thread is AWESOME!

-U know youre a bb'er when your girlfriend buys you a pair of sick tennis shoes and you make her return it so you can spend the money on supplements.

-U know youre a bb'er when you cant go shopping for new clothes because you cant tell the size you'll need because youre bulking and may quickly outgrow them.

Why are ya hanging with freshys? (no pedo) or do you mean in college?

Having a bigger chest than many ladies is funny.

[infamous_kid]

You buy shirts one size smaller......

You take a gallon of water where ever you go....

[ericgoldman]

your girl asks you ,would rather be at the gym or hang with her, and you say sorry.

you nkow when your a bodybuilder when you have to drink protien shakes in class

you know you are a bodybuilder when some one asks you if you want to be as big as those guys in the mags, and you say no but really you want to be bigger

hahahah these ones are the best by sure
12. You first online visit is to BB.com each day.
13. You see the people at your gym more than family
19. You find yourself touching your muscles often and looking into the mirror much more often.
24) you leave a party or social event because you have to go eat meal #7.
31)u know ur a body builder when ur pecks are bigger then the freshman and sophmore girls

[user1264821321544]

You know you are bodybuilder when
---you know any body part's name - (some ppl doesn't even know what triceps are lol or traps)
---you know that arnold is just that darn good
---people comment you on your progress and results
---when people accuse you of using steroids


EDIT:
your lats are so big you want to fly away with them - BEST ONE IMO hahahahha nice reps!

[ARPace]

When you go food shopping with your mum, you look around and see numbers rather then tastey food, and you fill up her trolley

[SleepwenUrDEad]

[QUOTE=-Will-;67449913]You know you are bodybuilder when
---you know any body part's name - (some ppl doesn't even know what triceps are lol or traps)
---you know that arnold is just that darn good
---people comment you on your progress and results
---when people accuse you of using steroids

When you go food shopping with your mum, you look around and see numbers rather then tastey food, and you fill up her trolley


QUOTE]

lol all these apply to me

[whiteknight430]

you get heart desease

[ripd_after_dark]

idk if anybodys said this yet, but: you know youre a bodybuilder when you dream of doing an ab workout, and you wake up doing situps in your bed.