What's the worst pick up line...

anb1683 · 07-14-2007, 04:15 AM

You have ever heard or spit out....

tonight I got this "Hey, you wanna go back to my place and Fuk, Ill get a pizza" Seriously, people do you think this sh!t works?? Seriously. I think I have a stalker now...he wouldn't leave me alone the whole freaking night, he even left and came back...YUCK...get a clue.

Scarface2883 · 07-14-2007, 05:00 AM

I've used one pickup line before, but I'm half joking when I say it and don't expect it to work. It's just for a laugh, but I say, "I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock." It gets a laugh at least and that is what I want.

I don't think pickup lines are good though if someone is serious about picking someone up with them.

Btw, the line that guy gave you does not sound like a pickup line to me. It sounds weird though.

Dark_Nothing · 07-14-2007, 05:49 AM

hopefully most people use them to break the ice so to speak but yea lol theres some pretty lame/funny ones around

paulpfiction · 07-14-2007, 07:59 AM

im real bad with pickup lines...usually i write a note askin if they like me...with two boxes to check

#yes
or
#yes

anb1683 · 07-14-2007, 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by ryannath

I've used one pickup line before, but I'm half joking when I say it and don't expect it to work. It's just for a laugh, but I say, "I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock." It gets a laugh at least and that is what I want.

I don't think pickup lines are good though if someone is serious about picking someone up with them.

Btw, the line that guy gave you does not sound like a pickup line to me. It sounds weird though.

Uhh yeah, that's California for you weird...and no one has respect.

Quote:

Originally Posted by paulpfiction

im real bad with pickup lines...usually i write a note askin if they like me...with two boxes to check

#yes
or
#yes

aww how sweet.

Crestor · 07-14-2007, 10:31 AM

i am 7 inches do you want to feel every one

dr. hamstrung · 07-14-2007, 11:37 AM

"if you dont go out with me ill kill myself"

it picks up nice girls

bttrthnb4 · 07-14-2007, 12:01 PM

When i was single they woulda had me with the pizza

anb1683 · 07-14-2007, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by bttrthnb4

When i was single they woulda had me with the pizza

I can't eat pizza...you offer me pizza and i get pissed off, even if you don't know that I live on chicken, veggies, tuna, egg whites, and oats, oh and fruit. LOL so its just like a huge turn off for me

LadyLike · 07-14-2007, 02:49 PM

I haven't heard a good yet, haha.

Below 30 · 07-14-2007, 05:09 PM

The worst I've heard;
"Are those astronaut pants? Because your body is out of this world!"

Quote:

Originally Posted by anb1683

You have ever heard or spit out....

tonight I got this "Hey, you wanna go back to my place and Fuk, Ill get a pizza" Seriously, people do you think this sh!t works?? Seriously. I think I have a stalker now...he wouldn't leave me alone the whole freaking night, he even left and came back...YUCK...get a clue.

If you were actually attracted to the man because you saw him before he approached you, that line would turn you off? This man actually laid out his intentions right away, he didn't play so called "Games".

So are you saying (for yourself) that you need a man to say a lot of other random thngs that have nothing to do with his intentions for you? Remember, this assuming that you find him sexually attractive -30-

BuildKing · 07-14-2007, 06:09 PM

You have cute eyes

Tnx

not!

anb1683 · 07-14-2007, 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Below 30

If you were actually attracted to the man because you saw him before he approached you, that line would turn you off? This man actually laid out his intentions right away, he didn't play so called "Games".

So are you saying (for yourself) that you need a man to say a lot of other random thngs that have nothing to do with his intentions for you? Remember, this assuming that you find him sexually attractive -30-

LOL Ok I would never allow anyone even if he was the hottest guy, even if he was my husband to talk to me like that, this guy was serious, and it was disrespectful and rude, and I deserve better. I don't need games, I dont need anything, but I do demand respect. I expect the truth, yes of course, but to say something like that to someone you don't even know, is just down right trashy in my opinion. I just wasn't raised to talk to people like that, or to let others talk to me like that. I don't dress like a whore, or act like a whore, I'm pretty mature for my age in the sense I carry myself well, I don't act like a stupid bimbo when I'm out and I know a lot of people and a lot of people know me, and I have a great reputation in the town I live in...and I just would never expect someone to talk to me that way. I understand, being out on the town and meeting new people, most are looking to meet someone to go home with and that's fine, and if thats what you want, do it with some class.

limniade · 07-14-2007, 08:21 PM

Amen. A guy who says something openly crude, trashy and totally inappropriate is, by definition, a loser. It helps us when a loser reveals himself right off the bat, so in that tiny and insignificant way, "honesty" (read: openly inappropriate behavior) is useful. But there are certainly enough guys out there who vote for dishonesty, and simply lie to women and prey on their emotions (sometimes putting in a really elaborate and time-consuming performance) in order to get laid.

However, if a woman does happen to fall victim to one of those guys, it is in no way a reflection on her. Manipulating and deceiving another person for personal gain (whatever the goal) is a truly antisocial and deviant act. It just so happens that there are an awful lot of guys out there who are truly ****ty people.

So, the bottom line is, don't act like an a**hole. If you have to act like an a**hole to get laid, the problem is with YOU, not with women. And if you happen to GET laid while being an a**hole, it doesn't mean we secretly want you to be one because that's what women really want in a man. It just means that you're an A**HOLE, and whoever you were targeting didn't realize it in time.

icequeen · 07-15-2007, 01:04 PM

My favorite line (that didnt work): "You're gorgeous, for a redhead."

My favorite line (that did): (upon opening the door) "Wow!" (and nothing else for about a minute)

paulpfiction · 07-15-2007, 01:48 PM

ever had your belly button cleaned from the inside?

haha

anb1683 · 07-15-2007, 01:58 PM

A great comeback for a pick up line...

I already have one ******* in my pants, I don't need another one =)

Here's more:

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

goddessamazon · 07-15-2007, 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anb1683

A great comeback for a pick up line...

I already have one ******* in my pants, I don't need another one =)

Here's more:

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sixzebra · 07-15-2007, 03:00 PM

I hope i don't offend anyone as I don't mean to:

here's the worst:
Both of your parents must be retarded cause you sure are special.

i know, boo-hiss-boo.

guest89 · 07-15-2007, 06:06 PM

<--- male opinion.

I think anyone that uses a pickup line is uncreative and lacks social skills. They deserve to get rejected hard.

Quote:

im real bad with pickup lines...usually i write a note askin if they like me...with two boxes to check

#yes
or
#yes

Hahaha, thats pretty old school. Girls used to write notes like that when I was young. They'd have a friend deliver it over.

Has it ever worked?

It just screams insecurity but I guess you could get lucky with it.

paulpfiction · 07-15-2007, 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by guest89

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Has it ever worked?

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does a one legged duck swim in a circle??!

hahah nah, im playin

BuildKing · 07-15-2007, 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anb1683

A great comeback for a pick up line...

I already have one ******* in my pants, I don't need another one =)

Here's more:

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Those are funny

user23960508710783 · 07-15-2007, 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anb1683

A great comeback for a pick up line...

I already have one ******* in my pants, I don't need another one =)

Here's more:

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

The next time you wonder why some guy you are totally into is hesitant to make a move, ask yourself how many times you, or other women like you, have used one of these comebacks.

That's probably why.

anb1683 · 07-15-2007, 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jean-Paul4447

The next time you wonder why some guy you are totally into is hesitant to make a move, ask yourself how many times you, or other women like you, have used one of these comebacks.

That's probably why.

I don't say that stuff, are you kidding me...I posted that for pure humour...