You Know You're a BB'er WHEN...

[Muscle1.]

Was* a good thread.

[Thunderjason]

When you dominate your father
When you add all your old friends on Myspace and they comment on how big you are
You're on the BB forums every 5 seconds
When you watch WWE to see the wrestler's physiques
You're pissed if there's nothing in the fridge
After you're workout you get t the dressing room and drink whey while everyone is spraying aftershave a taking showers

[Devils]

All your shopping receipts say

Oats,
Nuts,
Chicken,
Eggs,
Beef,
Milk,
Tuna,
Frozen Veg.

[johno_66]

When you wank into your shake for extra protein

[gabsheep]

34) you understand what someone means when he says, "crap, i lost weight and got fat!"

[Loctus]

You hear "hardcore" and think Ronnie Coleman, not Jenna Jameson.

[SleepwenUrDEad]

you know you a BB when you spend every spare second of the day practising posing routine No matter were u are


AHAHAHA the thread lives

[jGvasa]

When you put your brown rice in a measuring cup before you eat it.

[BMD_newb]

Originally Posted by PistolPete452

You know your a bodybuilder when you start swallowing CUM for the protein!




Sorry, that was pretty disgusting ......EWWWW

??? haha

[SleepwenUrDEad]

u know ur a bodybuilder wen you go to the butcher to get meat and the butcher asks what you want and you walk him outside and point him to herd of cattle

[RisSsky]

When you want to work out on your off/rest days!

[SleepwenUrDEad]

you know your a BB when you drop you protein and look down to see a toddler bout to eat and you beat the living sht outta while screaming " mine BITCH"

[webster7]

when u r more worried about muscle mass lost during a fever than not getting to go out

[jGvasa]

When you constantly make excuses to go home and eat.

When your the only one out of your group of friends who brings a sandwich to the beach, or chicken in containers and make everyone look un-cool.

[HY9]

You know you are a BB when you cry everytime you take a crap, cause you are losing proteins.

[GStuna101]

You know you're a bodybuilder if you think masturbating lowers your testosterone level.

[__ladyluck]

I haven't laughed this much...in a long time, haha. Good place to be at 3 AM.

[Blend]

when you have to walk sideways trough each door

[beachgod]

when u have to buy bigger clothes every month....and also when u can't reach your back in the shower

[Bgreise24]

Originally Posted by GStuna101

You know you're a bodybuilder if you think masturbating lowers your testosterone level.

Or when you think it helps burn calories for cutting lol

[echoareone]

You might be a bb'er if, instead of reaching your hand to scratch your back, your back reaches to your hand.

[Pink Dumbbell]

Bit harsh here...

You watch charity videos featuring starving Africans and all you can think about is how low body fat them guys have.

[Mr. Awesome]

You know you're a BB'er WHEN...

you yell IT'S BULKIN' TIME BABY at random people on the street.

[Jimus Maximus]

Originally Posted by Pink Dumbbell

Bit harsh here...

You watch charity videos featuring starving Africans and all you can think about is how low body fat them guys have.

Negged, you idiot.

[Alfz]

Originally Posted by Thunderjason

When you dominate your father
When you add all your old friends on Myspace and they comment on how big you are
You're on the BB forums every 5 seconds
When you watch WWE to see the wrestler's physiques
You're pissed if there's nothing in the fridge
After you're workout you get t the dressing room and drink whey while everyone is spraying aftershave a taking showers

true

[asianraisin]

you know you're a bb'er when your interest in fashionable clothes slowly declines.

[Senor Awesome]

Originally Posted by echoareone

You might be a bb'er if, instead of reaching your hand to scratch your back, your back reaches to your hand.

One up sir,


You know you're a bb'er when washing your back becomes a tricep extension.

[cal62887]

When you travel you make sure wherever you're staying has a gym (and if they don't, then you're not going) and the first thing you pack in your suitcase is your protein powder.

[mAssholio]

when you actually squat in the squat rack.

[FreEsTyLeR07]

Originally Posted by The Kurgan

16. You look at the protein content of foods before anything else.

17. You begin to appreciate the taste of water.

that's so TRUE