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Top 10 Secrets to Getting Laid
I saw this in a magazine and I thought it might be fun to post here:
If someone was writing a book titled "The Top 10 Secrets To Getting Laid" and came to you to contribute 1 of the secrets.....what would you submit?
haha
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11-10-2009, 10:22 PM
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#1. dont drive a mitsubishi
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#3 Drink til the same sex is equally appealing.
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#4 Don't be from Alabama
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#5 only drink 100% cambodian breast milk
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11-10-2009, 10:41 PM
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Like a bawws..
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#6 Remove shrink rapper from dick
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#7 get off the misc
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#8 thou shall not kill
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11-11-2009, 01:18 AM
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What the f*ck is juice?
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#9: stay thirsty my friends
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I want some of that purple stuff....
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#10 Make sure there is a #2
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WIINAR! Possibly one of the best threads for coordination in the Misc Ive seen. LOL. GJDMen
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11-11-2009, 02:39 AM
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Find a good cologne/scent
Profit.
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11-11-2009, 03:07 AM
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1. just lay down
its not hard to lay down you know......
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WIINAR! Possibly one of the best threads for coordination in the Misc Ive seen. LOL. GJDMen
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lol, this ^
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#1 - You'll need a lot of this: 
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Dont live with parents
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11-13-2009, 10:47 AM
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ohhh hey - I want to show you my pet ferret back at my place...............
lets go back to my place and watch a movie........
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mr3000gt
I saw this in a magazine and I thought it might be fun to post here:
If someone was writing a book titled "The Top 10 Secrets To Getting Laid" and came to you to contribute 1 of the secrets.....what would you submit?
haha
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Originally Posted by cheeseandrice
#1. dont drive a mitsubishi
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Originally Posted by CodyLee1337
#3 Drink til the same sex is equally appealing.
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#5 only drink 100% cambodian breast milk
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#6 Remove shrink rapper from dick
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#9: stay thirsty my friends
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#10 Make sure there is a #2
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wow strong list
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11-13-2009, 11:36 AM
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That's never stopped me.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mr3000gt
I saw this in a magazine and I thought it might be fun to post here:
If someone was writing a book titled "The Top 10 Secrets To Getting Laid" and came to you to contribute 1 of the secrets.....what would you submit?
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Easy.
#1. Put yourself in a position of status.
There are alot of things that attract women from looks to personality etc. but if I were to give anyone one single tip to attract women/get laid it would be to put yourself in a position of status. That may only mean being 11y/o and being the QB on your midet league football team. Doesnt matter. You dont have to have much game, much intelligence, or be that good looking but if you have the drive to put yourself in a position of power and take care of yourself then vagina will always follow. Get involved in something that is looked up to.
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11-14-2009, 12:18 AM
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when you see a chick you wanna bang just walk up to her and give her a nipple cripple, it shows that your alpha and women love alpha's
IF YOU DONT FOLLOW THIS ADVICE THEN YOU WILL NEVER GET LAID AND WILL DIE AND LONELY BETA VIRGIN
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mr3000gt
I saw this in a magazine and I thought it might be fun to post here:
If someone was writing a book titled "The Top 10 Secrets To Getting Laid" and came to you to contribute 1 of the secrets.....what would you submit?
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understand the matrix (of how to attract women; like what attraction switches you gotta be flipping)
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the first rule of fight club is you don't talk about fight club.
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the first rule of fight club is you don't talk about fight club.
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His name is Robert Paulson.
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11-14-2009, 10:00 AM
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mod negged lol
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11-14-2009, 10:23 AM
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dont be a whyte knite
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''confidence, (self) control, challenge''
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Good. I'd add:
1. Steady Job
2. Home ownership
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11-14-2009, 11:32 AM
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Good. I'd add:
1. Steady Job
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those things help, but over everything. Excitement / Confidence.
If your not the life of the party make sure you have stories to share, great hobbies like scuba diving, snowboarding, etc. Basically if your lifestyle sounds exciting girls will want to join. Last thing most girls want is a guy that just sits at home all day doing nothing.
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tell a hot girl you think you guys should just be friends
her mind=blown
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