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11-10-2009, 11:30 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Canada
Age: 18
Stats: 5'10", 156 lbs
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when you have the flu and start to go insane because you can't work out.
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11-11-2009, 04:26 PM
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#2612
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Metro
Join Date: Mar 2009
Age: 18
Stats: 5'9", 163 lbs
Posts: 940
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Klim.
when you're talking to a girl and she mentions her bf, and you think she's talking about her body fat until you realize she's talking about her boyfriend.
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This^
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Originally Posted by Largey
when you have the flu and start to go insane because you can't work out.
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That^ X10^6.
1. When you shake your arms for vascularity every time a woman walks past.
2. You hate Obama, but love the idea of a "fat tax"
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At the end of each day I hand out my four reps. Shouldn't you?
Last edited by Valjean; 11-11-2009 at 04:29 PM.
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11-11-2009, 05:18 PM
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#2613
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Age: 17
Stats: 6'0", 172 lbs
Posts: 255
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when...
-you your physician tells you creatine is bad and you prove him wrong
-you rage when one of your friends who is a girl says the jonas brothers' bodys' are buff and sexy when they are little twigs that have never lifted an ounce of iron
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"Obsessed is just a word the lazy use to describe the dedicated."
***** R.I.P Timothy J. Mckenny or Frvrmuscle as you know him *****
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11-11-2009, 05:23 PM
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#2614
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Christchurch, Canturbury, New Zealand
Age: 17
Stats: 202 lbs
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You rage when one of your mates tells you his back is fine for now since he rowed for two seasons which finished 6 months ago!!!!
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"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself."
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11-12-2009, 09:24 AM
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#2615
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Metro
Join Date: Mar 2009
Age: 18
Stats: 5'9", 163 lbs
Posts: 940
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You abstain from drinking not because you're underage, but because you don't wanna lose your swole
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At the end of each day I hand out my four reps. Shouldn't you?
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11-13-2009, 10:59 PM
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#2616
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Certified Internet Badass
Join Date: Nov 2007
Posts: 5,434
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ccolditz20
when...
-you your physician tells you creatine is bad and you prove him wrong
-you rage when one of your friends who is a girl says the jonas brothers' bodys' are buff and sexy when they are little twigs that have never lifted an ounce of iron
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Untrue. I saw video footage of them working out, they were doing incline benches with the EZ-bar. (srs)
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I rep back 1k+
"When im curling up a 15lb dumbell and enter the peak contracted position, if i turn my pinky and ring finger counterclockwise ever so slightly but parallel to the hypotenuse of the equator, will this result in satellite cell proliferation and the release of fibroblast growth factors...resulting in mindblowing swoleness of ones arms?"
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11-18-2009, 09:17 AM
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#2617
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Metro
Join Date: Mar 2009
Age: 18
Stats: 5'9", 163 lbs
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You love red meat, but spit out any fat you find yourself chewing.
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At the end of each day I hand out my four reps. Shouldn't you?
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11-18-2009, 09:19 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Age: 27
Stats: 5'5", 250 lbs
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you ask your boss if he's misc'in
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11-22-2009, 03:10 PM
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#2619
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Join Date: Oct 2009
Age: 25
Stats: 5'4", 115 lbs
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-youre so vascular you would have no trouble being a heroin junkie
-the jay cutler you look up to doesnt wear a bears jersey
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11-22-2009, 03:41 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Minnesota, United States
Stats: 5'7", 140 lbs
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when you tell your teacher you have to go to the bathroom, but instead go to your locker and chow like 500-700 calories in less than 5 minutes to get Meals 3-5 in.- To all college and teen BBers.
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I rep back.
Brb gonna be putting on size...
Last edited by tuxedoman34; 11-22-2009 at 03:44 PM.
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11-22-2009, 03:51 PM
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#2621
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Join Date: Jul 2009
Age: 18
Stats: 6'1", 162 lbs
Posts: 1,379
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When you own more man-thongs than your gf does.
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11-23-2009, 10:12 AM
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#2622
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Binghamton, New York, United States
Age: 21
Stats: 5'9", 158 lbs
Posts: 68
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Surreal
104) When you're half asleep and half awake, you dream about doing preacher curls and your hands smack your forehead.
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Haha, YES
I did that with side lateral raises and knocked over half the **** on my dresser.
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Doing a log of USP Labs Prime while only on protein. Hopefully I should be able to shut up most of the people out there who keep bashing them.
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?p=400803631
Current Stack:
USPLabs Prime
Scifit EconoWhey
"Don't ask for a lighter load, ask for a stronger back."
"Milk is for babies, when you grow up you have to drink beer."
-Arnold
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11-23-2009, 10:47 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Binghamton, New York, United States
Age: 21
Stats: 5'9", 158 lbs
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When the cashier at the grocery store writes down your name around Halloween when you buy 40 eggs.
Or (and this one actually happened),
When buying those 40 eggs, the scrawny cashier asks you if a professor has pissed you off and you look at him and say "what the **** are you talking about?"
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Doing a log of USP Labs Prime while only on protein. Hopefully I should be able to shut up most of the people out there who keep bashing them.
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?p=400803631
Current Stack:
USPLabs Prime
Scifit EconoWhey
"Don't ask for a lighter load, ask for a stronger back."
"Milk is for babies, when you grow up you have to drink beer."
-Arnold
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11-23-2009, 11:10 AM
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#2624
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Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: United Kingdom (Great Britain)
Age: 19
Stats: 6'1", 174 lbs
Posts: 16
BodyBlog Entries: 0
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when you insist on benching your girflfriend for 8 to 10 reps, and ignore her pleas that your hurting her so that you can finish the set.
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