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11-10-2009, 01:08 PM
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World's Shortest Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted. ----The end
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11-10-2009, 01:09 PM
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11-10-2009, 01:10 PM
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cool story brah
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11-10-2009, 01:11 PM
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mind is blown
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11-10-2009, 01:11 PM
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Miscin my igloo
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Makes sense to me
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11-10-2009, 01:12 PM
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I have a shorter one:
Once upon a time there was a man who could suck his own dick so he didn't need to work or talk to women or anything he would just sit down all day sucking himself.
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11-10-2009, 01:14 PM
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Contemplating divorce op?
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11-10-2009, 01:15 PM
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Wut
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sounds about right
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11-10-2009, 01:16 PM
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Bold Navigator.
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Cool story bro.
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"But if life itself is good and pleasant... and if one who sees is conscious that he sees, one who hears that he hears, one who walks that he walks and similarly for all the other human activities there is a faculty that is conscious of their exercise, so that whenever we perceive, we are conscious that we perceive, and whenever we think, we are conscious that we think, and to be conscious that we are perceiving or thinking is to be conscious that we exist..."- Aristotle
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11-10-2009, 01:17 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Teenytinyboo
Contemplating divorce op?
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25 and single brah.
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11-10-2009, 01:19 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TomTank77
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11-10-2009, 01:23 PM
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.i.
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A long time ago,
In a galaxy far far away...
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