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11-09-2009, 06:39 PM
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The GOOD Bodybuilders Wife...
Everyone knows during Prep everything that surrounds us becomes magnified at least 10 fold. As we pound and trail our journey through grueling prep, training and diet to the stage several external elements can play a big part in our trek,...One of these elements,..is the Bodybuilders wife!
Below I made a list of what I feel would make the GOOD bodybuilders wife! :
THE GOOD BODYBUIDERS WIFE SHOULD "ALWAYS"
- Be open and enjoy listening to your self critiques in how your body is transforming into a modern day Adonis, and applaud your self compliments
- Offer to prepare ALL your meals in advance, individually catagoried in easy to read labels in fats, carbs and protein,..with the EXACT macro count in each serving.
- Be available without complaint to take 1,00's of pictures morning day and night so you can continue to review your progress and have many pics to share here on BB.com
- Be willing and understanding that the finance of bodybuilding supercedes any othe financial obligation,..even if it means putting a second mortgage on the home
- understand that our quest to become the next pro in our class means that our commitment to the gym and diet may cause other things to lack, such as but not limited to: Yardwork, picking up after ourselves, driving the kids around, filling up the fridge with Chicken Breast, Picking up after ourselves, breaking the bank on various supplements, trainer and or prep coaches and posing trunks, and PICKING UP AFTER OURSELVES.
- Apply pro tan, Jan tana etc.. at any time day or night,..and Like doing it!
- assist us in those 'Hard to Reach" areas we may need help while shaving
- must never complain about How Prickly our skin is while in bed.
- Never complain about protein flatulence and if in a public place, be willing to accept the blame if others should catch a wiff!
- Be 110% understanding of our numerous Mood Swings and absorb our outbreaks in an accepting manner.
And Last but not least,...
- supply an ample enuff stack of several different Bodybuilding litterature on top of the toilet in the bathroom for evryones reading pleasure
I know we can think of many more,..so please,..add to the GOOD Bodybuilders wife list,...once you feel you got all basis covered you could copy the list and hang on the refridgerator to remind her of how we expect her to be.
P.S. This is just as correct for Girlfriends too!
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11-09-2009, 06:56 PM
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Squatin' in ur curl rack
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Originally Posted by stayfit2008
Everyone knows during Prep everything that surrounds us becomes magnified at least 10 fold. As we pound and trail our journey through grueling prep, training and diet to the stage several external elements can play a big part in our trek,...One of these elements,..is the Bodybuilders wife!
Below I made a list of what I feel would make the GOOD bodybuilders wife! :
THE GOOD BODYBUIDERS WIFE SHOULD "ALWAYS"
- Be open and enjoy listening to your self critiques in how your body is transforming into a modern day Adonis, and applaud your self compliments
- Offer to prepare ALL your meals in advance, individually catagoried in easy to read labels in fats, carbs and protein,..with the EXACT macro count in each serving.
- Be available without complaint to take 1,00's of pictures morning day and night so you can continue to review your progress and have many pics to share here on BB.com
- Be willing and understanding that the finance of bodybuilding supercedes any othe financial obligation,..even if it means putting a second mortgage on the home
- understand that our quest to become the next pro in our class means that our commitment to the gym and diet may cause other things to lack, such as but not limited to: Yardwork, picking up after ourselves, driving the kids around, filling up the fridge with Chicken Breast, Picking up after ourselves, breaking the bank on various supplements, trainer and or prep coaches and posing trunks, and PICKING UP AFTER OURSELVES.
- Apply pro tan, Jan tana etc.. at any time day or night,..and Like doing it!
- assist us in those 'Hard to Reach" areas we may need help while shaving
- must never complain about How Prickly our skin is while in bed.
- Never complain about protein flatulence and if in a public place, be willing to accept the blame if others should catch a wiff!
- Be 110% understanding of our numerous Mood Swings and absorb our outbreaks in an accepting manner.
And Last but not least,...
- supply an ample enuff stack of several different Bodybuilding litterature on top of the toilet in the bathroom for evryones reading pleasure
I know we can think of many more,..so please,..add to the GOOD Bodybuilders wife list,...once you feel you got all basis covered you could copy the list and hang on the refridgerator to remind her of how we expect her to be.
P.S. This is just as correct for Girlfriends too!
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LOL, dare you to post this in the O-35 misc. where there are more women. 
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11-09-2009, 06:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Nikonguy
LOL, dare you to post this in the O-35 misc. where there are more women. |
Ask and ye shall receive!! 
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11-09-2009, 07:07 PM
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When in doubt, mumble
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good luck finding her...
My wife is not any of those things....actually one...she shaves my back with the trimmer begrudgingly
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11-09-2009, 07:09 PM
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My husband is the PERFECT bodybuilder's wife!
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11-09-2009, 07:16 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by stayfit2008
Everyone knows during Prep everything that surrounds us becomes magnified at least 10 fold. As we pound and trail our journey through grueling prep, training and diet to the stage several external elements can play a big part in our trek,...One of these elements,..is the Bodybuilders wife!
Below I made a list of what I feel would make the GOOD bodybuilders wife! :
THE GOOD BODYBUIDERS WIFE SHOULD "ALWAYS"
- Be open and enjoy listening to your self critiques in how your body is transforming into a modern day Adonis, and applaud your self compliments
- Offer to prepare ALL your meals in advance, individually catagoried in easy to read labels in fats, carbs and protein,..with the EXACT macro count in each serving.
- Be available without complaint to take 1,00's of pictures morning day and night so you can continue to review your progress and have many pics to share here on BB.com
- Be willing and understanding that the finance of bodybuilding supercedes any othe financial obligation,..even if it means putting a second mortgage on the home
- understand that our quest to become the next pro in our class means that our commitment to the gym and diet may cause other things to lack, such as but not limited to: Yardwork, picking up after ourselves, driving the kids around, filling up the fridge with Chicken Breast, Picking up after ourselves, breaking the bank on various supplements, trainer and or prep coaches and posing trunks, and PICKING UP AFTER OURSELVES.
- Apply pro tan, Jan tana etc.. at any time day or night,..and Like doing it!
- assist us in those 'Hard to Reach" areas we may need help while shaving
- must never complain about How Prickly our skin is while in bed.
- Never complain about protein flatulence and if in a public place, be willing to accept the blame if others should catch a wiff!
- Be 110% understanding of our numerous Mood Swings and absorb our outbreaks in an accepting manner.
And Last but not least,...
- supply an ample enuff stack of several different Bodybuilding litterature on top of the toilet in the bathroom for evryones reading pleasure
I know we can think of many more,..so please,..add to the GOOD Bodybuilders wife list,...once you feel you got all basis covered you could copy the list and hang on the refridgerator to remind her of how we expect her to be.
P.S. This is just as correct for Girlfriends too!
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Yeah, right..........it sounds nice though.
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11-09-2009, 07:17 PM
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Anyone,..please feel free to add to the list,.. This could make a nice B day present for the Mrs.
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11-09-2009, 07:24 PM
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Originally Posted by soleuvanathlete
my husband is the perfect bodybuilder's wife!
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love it!
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11-09-2009, 07:26 PM
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Originally Posted by soleuvanathlete
My husband is the PERFECT bodybuilder's wife!
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This is a bodybuilder who knows where her spouses rightful place is! Bravo!
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11-09-2009, 07:32 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by stayfit2008
Everyone knows during Prep everything that surrounds us becomes magnified at least 10 fold. As we pound and trail our journey through grueling prep, training and diet to the stage several external elements can play a big part in our trek,...One of these elements,..is the Bodybuilders wife!
Below I made a list of what I feel would make the GOOD bodybuilders wife! :
THE GOOD BODYBUIDERS WIFE SHOULD "ALWAYS"
- Be open and enjoy listening to your self critiques in how your body is transforming into a modern day Adonis, and applaud your self compliments
- Offer to prepare ALL your meals in advance, individually catagoried in easy to read labels in fats, carbs and protein,..with the EXACT macro count in each serving.
- Be available without complaint to take 1,00's of pictures morning day and night so you can continue to review your progress and have many pics to share here on BB.com
- Be willing and understanding that the finance of bodybuilding supercedes any othe financial obligation,..even if it means putting a second mortgage on the home
- understand that our quest to become the next pro in our class means that our commitment to the gym and diet may cause other things to lack, such as but not limited to: Yardwork, picking up after ourselves, driving the kids around, filling up the fridge with Chicken Breast, Picking up after ourselves, breaking the bank on various supplements, trainer and or prep coaches and posing trunks, and PICKING UP AFTER OURSELVES.
- Apply pro tan, Jan tana etc.. at any time day or night,..and Like doing it!
- assist us in those 'Hard to Reach" areas we may need help while shaving
- must never complain about How Prickly our skin is while in bed.
- Never complain about protein flatulence and if in a public place, be willing to accept the blame if others should catch a wiff!
- Be 110% understanding of our numerous Mood Swings and absorb our outbreaks in an accepting manner.
And Last but not least,...
- supply an ample enuff stack of several different Bodybuilding litterature on top of the toilet in the bathroom for evryones reading pleasure
I know we can think of many more,..so please,..add to the GOOD Bodybuilders wife list,...once you feel you got all basis covered you could copy the list and hang on the refridgerator to remind her of how we expect her to be.
P.S. This is just as correct for Girlfriends too!
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I don't mean to blow smoke up your butt, but I think this post is a little insulting. If you have a partner in life that is in tune with with your ambitions, he/she will offer the above. If not, do not expect it. There were time when my wife would cook a weeks supply of food for me and there were times I did it myself. Our wives, husbands and GFs have their own lives to contend with. Sorry, but this rubs me the wrong way.
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11-09-2009, 07:34 PM
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A)Needs to serve Omelettes as needed...With a SMILE.
B)Ability to BBQ the perfect steak in the cold/rain/snow.
C)Be willing to eliminate needless sex foreplay in the name of energy conservation for tomorrows Squats and Deads.
D)Keep vacuum noise to a minimum during nap time.
E)Hold inlaws and outlaws at bay, preferably at their house instead of mine so stress levels remain at a minimum
F)Make sure my gym bag in the trunk is cleared of all wet and smelly clothes.
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11-09-2009, 07:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Fifty+
I don't mean to blow smoke up your butt, but I think this post is a little insulting. If you have a partner in life that is in tune with with your ambitions, he/she will offer the above. If not, do not expect it. There were time when my wife would cook a weeks supply of food for me and there were times I did it myself. Our wives, husbands and GFs have their own lives to contend with. Sorry, but this rubs me the wrong way.
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Actually,...this is a funny way of poking fun at ourselves,..I thought maybe the "second Mortgage" comment was a clear giveaway of this,..I should have put a disclaimer on this stating something like: No way is this intended for actualpurposes,..the comments in this list are strictly for fun and are a way of poking fun at ourselves as bodybuilders and the BS we sometimes put our significant others through,..There,..hows that sound???
Now Wife,..Get back in the kitchen and fix me a plate of Brocolli!
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11-09-2009, 07:48 PM
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48 YEARS YOUNG
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Originally Posted by stayfit2008
Actually,...this is a funny way of poking fun at ourselves,..I thought maybe the "second Mortgage" comment was a clear giveaway of this,..I should have put a disclaimer on this stating something like: No way is this intended for actualpurposes,..the comments in this list are strictly for fun and are a way of poking fun at ourselves as bodybuilders and the BS we sometimes put our significant others through,..There,..hows that sound???
Now Wife,..Get back in the kitchen and fix me a plate of Brocolli! |
I read it as a just goofin around thread...no big deal
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11-09-2009, 07:50 PM
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Originally Posted by gun-G
I read it as a just goofin around thread...no big deal
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Yea,..that actually caght me off gaurd thinking someone thought I was serious,..Yikes!!
But it is a great "Honey Do" list isn't it,..
hmmmm,..I'm thinking of another T-shirt idea,.. 
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11-09-2009, 08:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Fifty+
I don't mean to blow smoke up your butt. Sorry, but this rubs me the wrong way.
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What's new? Everything rubs you the wrong way! LOL!
Actually I cook all my own food yet my wife will do anything I ask. She has only one thing in her life to do and that is to take care of me! And why not? I take real good care of her! She has everything she wants and then some!
Funny thread Chris! Loved it!
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11-09-2009, 08:16 PM
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Originally Posted by oldsuperman
What's new? Everything rubs you the wrong way! LOL!
Actually I cook all my own food yet my wife will do anything I ask. She has only one thing in her life to do and that is to take care of me! And why not? I take real good care of her! She has everything she wants and then some!
Funny thread Chris! Loved it!
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Do you think it's asking too much Popps,...???
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11-09-2009, 08:33 PM
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Taking cover before Kimm or DM gets here!
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11-09-2009, 08:39 PM
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Originally Posted by DeathtoToasters
Taking cover before Kimm or DM gets here!
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I casted the hook and worm,..no bites yet!
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11-09-2009, 08:42 PM
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I casted the hook and worm,..no bites yet!
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Dude you are like the guy who fished with a shotgun! lol
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"DeathtoToasters. A man barely alive.
Gentlemen We can rebuild him. Better than he was. Better. Stronger. Faster.
<Heartbeat>"
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11-09-2009, 08:44 PM
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Dude you are like the guy who fished with a shotgun! lol
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I may need one once they arrive!!! haha!
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11-09-2009, 09:09 PM
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I may need one once they arrive!!! haha!
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Need one??? You will need to be like Arnold in T3 coming out of the graveyard!!!
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"DeathtoToasters. A man barely alive.
Gentlemen We can rebuild him. Better than he was. Better. Stronger. Faster.
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"Just because you don't UNDERSTAND the plan, does not mean there is NOT a plan!" - DeathtoToasters
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