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11-09-2009, 02:06 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 1-swole-brah
You think I can deadlift 800lbs without a boner? yea right.
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lol serious?
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11-09-2009, 03:02 PM
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#62
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YEa best story ever brahew
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11-09-2009, 03:11 PM
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#63
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Originally Posted by SrsBrah
You can get as big as this guy!

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****, that guy is huge.
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11-10-2009, 07:20 AM
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#64
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DriveMyWhey
lulz
278'10, 170lbs. start eating more.
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Yea I'm really 185cm. The thing ****ed up and I don't feel like updating it...damn ****ing imperial system, who the hell is stupid enough to make such a ****ed up system...factors of 12 my ass.
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11-10-2009, 07:51 AM
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#65
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Quote:
Originally Posted by iCookie
You don't have to masturbate every day.
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False statement.
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11-10-2009, 07:59 AM
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#66
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Quote:
Originally Posted by iCookie
So to build muscle, you need testosterone....
I heard that when having an erection, testosterone levels in the blood are sky high. So that means having an erection as much as possible is going to help you gain muscle faster?
I don't feel like walking around with an erection all the time, as I have a huge penis and it would be too visible. So therefore I ask you this:
Will the same go for just thinking about sex? I mean, when thinking about sex you get that weird feeling that some stuff is released into your blood...could it be testosterone?
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Bahahaha .... thats priceless.
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11-10-2009, 08:17 AM
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#67
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strong wtf
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bench: 95 10 reps<----->135 8 reps
deadlift: 175 6 reps<---->250 2 reps
curl: 50 10 reps<-------->65 10 reps
weight:115lbs<---------->150lbs
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11-11-2009, 02:32 PM
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#68
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bump (not srs)
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11-11-2009, 02:49 PM
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#69
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lol at 15 and 16 year olds and all the c0ck talk, ****in hilarious
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11-11-2009, 03:01 PM
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Not that it's overly relevant but neither is most of this post. Viagra = bad times, unless used when neccessary.
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11-11-2009, 03:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Superman Mk II
I was thinking about this same topic not too long ago, anyway, it was a freezing cold day so i went into the front room of my winterlodge to start a fire, it was early and there where glowing warm embers from last nights festive treat. Wood however, was all gone.
I made my way outside, feet crunching in the thick snow, im instantly hit by the wonderfull winter smell of fresh pine, i smile, and make my way towards the log pile. This pile i had prepared earlier in the spring with the help of a few friends. picking up my trusty axe, the handle felt warm to the touch despite the icy winds, i swing the large steel tool above my head, and reasuringly crack it down into a bone dry log, splitting it in two, i repeat this process over and over, until the pile of pine wood grows, as does my errection.
The sight of the split wood, the sound of the breaking wood fibre, my errection was raging in my trousers, definant to the cold climate, it was time to visit grandma.
It was a short walk to the small casket in the wood, behind a large rock face, where i had buried my grandma, i prize the lid open, and without making a pun, find my reward inside, the festering corpse of my mutilated mothers mother.
I lie ontop of the old hag, and my breath starts to grow shorter and shorter as i slam my throbbing beam into her rotting festering beef curtains, i pump and pump, punching her in the face over and over again, smashing her rotting pumpkin head inside itself, before allowing myself to pull out, and spray my hot steamy load all over her crushed face, her entrails still stuck to my fingers, i groan, as i finish another winter, i climb inside the coffin, and cuddle up to my grandma, my testosterone levels through the roof, today will be anabolic, i quickly and greedily down my last serving of M.A.P ALTERED STATE nitric oxide maxmiser, which is the best product i have used by the way, and begin my 8 hours rest.
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All I want to know is what possessed you to write this? Was this previously written or did this post just somehow spark your imagination. Brilliance I do say so myself.
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11-21-2009, 10:42 AM
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#72
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bump (not srs)
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11-21-2009, 11:24 AM
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if u spent all the time u spend thinking abt sex and how it can or cant increase ur test levels and spent that time eating, sleeping or working out ud be bigger and wouldnt have to care abt this
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11-21-2009, 11:36 AM
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LOL FUKING LOL'd
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im like getting the feeling of cumming in the gym, im getting the feeling of cumming at home,im getting the feeling of cumming backstage when i pump up, when i go out in front of 5000 people, im getting the same feeling that im cumming day and night. i mean its terrific, rite. so u know im in heaven.
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11-21-2009, 05:12 PM
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#75
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bruceleelegend
if u spent all the time u spend thinking abt sex and how it can or cant increase ur test levels and spent that time eating, sleeping or working out ud be bigger and wouldnt have to care abt this
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What?
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11-21-2009, 05:20 PM
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#76
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Quote:
Originally Posted by iCookie
What?
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stop thinking so hard and worrying abt almost pointless things and just lift eat and sleep.
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11-21-2009, 05:21 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SrsBrah
You can get as big as this guy!

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11-22-2009, 10:34 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Gold_Adapter
You worry to much just eat moar and sleep moar and lift moar
this made me lol
as I have a huge penis and it would be too visible. So therefore I ask you this:
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that is not how to spell more...
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11-22-2009, 10:37 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by symchykp
that is not how to spell more...
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11-22-2009, 04:30 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bruceleelegend
stop thinking so hard and worrying abt almost pointless things and just lift eat and sleep.
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I don't think that will help...every little bit helps in gaining muscle you know.
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11-23-2009, 03:24 PM
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#81
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bump (not srs)
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11-25-2009, 06:45 AM
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#82
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bump (not srs)
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11-25-2009, 06:49 AM
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lmao funny thread not gonna lie
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11-27-2009, 04:22 PM
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bump i need help with this issue plz
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