.:Official Misc Mario Brahs Thread:. 4UP - Page 301

TinaBee · 11-09-2009, 07:00 AM

If anyone comes in just drop your pants and wag ur dick back and forth making it slap against ur legs and say "I've got a surpriseeee for youuu!!!" like a psycho.

I dare you to.

GottaBeHUGE · 11-09-2009, 07:15 AM

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Originally Posted by TinaBee

If anyone comes in just drop your pants and wag ur dick back and forth making it slap against ur legs and say "I've got a surpriseeee for youuu!!!" like a psycho.

I dare you to.

lol thats seriously something I would do it would mind blow them then just shank them with a screwdriver

oh and good mornin sweet tina bee

KPGC10 · 11-09-2009, 07:19 AM

the front gate is slightly ajar but it doesn't necessarily mean someone opened it; could have been wind that blew it.

i went out the front an walked around the side to check for shenanigans but there was noone or nothing to explain the loud noise but i got no torch so maybe something was thrown and i can't see it?

da fuk is this ****

there is all the regular noises of the roof trusses and water drips and **** which is normal but this was a louder bang on a window will investigate when there is light in the morning but for now brb continuing working.

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Originally Posted by GottaBeHUGE

You'll be fine bro if someone does bust in run at them and they will think your psychotic and run away if not, it was nice knowing you!

'twas the plan haha

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Originally Posted by TinaBee

If anyone comes in just drop your pants and wag ur dick back and forth making it slap against ur legs and say "I've got a surpriseeee for youuu!!!" like a psycho.

I dare you to.

not enough room to swing it inside this office wait wut?

TinaBee · 11-09-2009, 07:22 AM

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Originally Posted by GottaBeHUGE

lol thats seriously something I would do it would mind blow them then just shank them with a screwdriver

oh and good mornin sweet tina bee

Lol morning!!!! They'd prob give u the bert stare for a good 30 secs then run away.

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Originally Posted by KPGC10

not enough room to swing it inside this office wait wut?

lies lies lies

KPGC10 · 11-09-2009, 07:56 AM

Hmm well I'm at home now (was packing up to come home when I heard teh noise at first) its 2am now and I'll probably wake up at around 9am; still not sure what made the noise and I don't really care right now because I'm tired.

On the way home just a few hundred metres from the office (we're in an industrial area) was a fukin stolen Volvo dumped with no plates on the side of a main road strong area my dads office is in will take pics of stolen Volvo if it doesn't get towed for blocking peak hour monday traffic.

Night brahskis

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Originally Posted by tinabee

lies lies lies

Navillus13 · 11-09-2009, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by TinaBee

If anyone comes in just drop your pants and wag ur dick back and forth making it slap against ur legs and say "I've got a surpriseeee for youuu!!!" like a psycho.

I dare you to.

unable to swing 1 inch worth of pen0r

lucky_l3fty · 11-09-2009, 11:15 AM

just sayin wassup brahs!

love u all

BrownThunder1 · 11-09-2009, 12:45 PM

whats my gang up to

BrownThunder1 · 11-09-2009, 12:48 PM

you know who I miss? StillWorking. Even though his a pats fan

GottaBeHUGE · 11-09-2009, 12:50 PM

what happened to still workin where he at

MamacitaBonita · 11-09-2009, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by MTSainT

3 hrs later!@

why the fuk do I feel short at 5"11

its dead man

bahh i have been so effin busy its ridiculoussss

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Originally Posted by lucky_l3fty

just sayin wassup brahs!

love u all

o hai

BrownThunder1 · 11-09-2009, 01:24 PM

he lost his job and he doesnt have a computer at home. He was thinking of enlisting in the Army so idk what happen about that

MTSainT · 11-09-2009, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by BrownThunder1

he lost his job and he doesnt have a computer at home. He was thinking of enlisting in the Army so idk what happen about that

hey bt

what ever happened to the airforce or Army??

BrownThunder1 · 11-09-2009, 01:42 PM

Im still cutting.. yes lazy. They want me at 195lbs which is no biggy but im taking my time since im helping my boy's uncle with some sidejobs anyways.

MTSainT · 11-09-2009, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by BrownThunder1

Im still cutting.. yes lazy. They want me at 195lbs which is no biggy but im taking my time since im helping my boy's uncle with some sidejobs anyways.

are you serious man???

bullshiit as long as your not over 25% bodyfat

I remember when I went to meps there were Fat guys that looked 30$bf and they gave them a break and still let them join

And I remember in my platoon there was this way over weight guy I mean this guy was like 6'2 300lbs

it would be cool if they let you in at 205lbs and in bct you will cut to 180-185lbs or so guaranteed!

you will lose atleast 20lbs in bct and will be cut

srs

GottaBeHUGE · 11-09-2009, 01:48 PM

man I love house

BrownThunder1 · 11-09-2009, 01:51 PM

Yeah I am under 25% BF but they still said 195lbs atleast the AF said so. Im sure the Army will take me in a heartbeat. A buddy of mine joined the Army and he was like huge and they took him. In fact one day I was looking for the USAF recruiter's office and this Army recruiter saw me and his like Ill let you enlist right now and I was around 215lbs back than.
Did you decide not to join in the last minute or what? I honestly cant wait to go all my boys down here are turning against each other because their all jobless and stress out and shiet. Some bad times right now.

MTSainT · 11-09-2009, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by BrownThunder1

Yeah I am under 25% BF but they still said 195lbs atleast the AF said so. Im sure the Army will take me in a heartbeat. A buddy of mine joined the Army and he was like huge and they took him. In fact one day I was looking for the USAF recruiter's office and this Army recruiter saw me and his like Ill let you enlist right now and I was around 215lbs back than.
Did you decide not to join in the last minute or what? I honestly cant wait to go all my boys down here are turning against each other because their all jobless and stress out and shiet. Some bad times right now.

yeah I went to Army bct that could be why lol

yeah youre right Af is more strict on that

I got med dischrged in bct man 8th week in

BrownThunder1 · 11-09-2009, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by MTSainT

I got med dischrged in bct man 8th week in

what happen?

MTSainT · 11-09-2009, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by BrownThunder1

what happen?

I thought i told you a thousand times????

stress factures swollen knee fuked up heel

could barely walk lol

yeah but when I was in meps they let a lot of fatasses join the Army

thats good for them because when they come out of bct they will be lookin lean

BrownThunder1 · 11-09-2009, 02:06 PM

nah you never told me but thats messed up. So how was bct?

MTSainT · 11-09-2009, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by BrownThunder1

nah you never told me but thats messed up. So how was bct?

**** load of cardio!

try to get youre 1 mile run time under 7mins before you leave

lots of core work leg work lots of rucking uo steep hills

you will sweat your ass off

I'm telling you, you will be lean when you come out

you body will have no limits you will push yourself alot

BrownThunder1 · 11-09-2009, 02:13 PM

Badass! anyone quit while you were in? The dude that was over weight that joined came back lean as fukc. He let the Army choose his job though.. F thhhaattt no wonder he was depressed after he came back for a visit.

FearlessMiscer · 11-09-2009, 02:15 PM

Apparently I'm weird because I like when girls play with my balls. I've been informed that its also strange for guys to like when girls play with their nipples which I also like.

I had period sex last night. It wasn't very enjoyable.

MTSainT · 11-09-2009, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by BrownThunder1

Badass! anyone quit while you were in? The dude that was over weight that joined came back lean as fukc. He let the Army choose his job though.. F thhhaattt no wonder he was depressed after he came back for a visit.

yeah like 4 us got meddischrged and like 3 others quit

Everyone I was in bct with were going to have the same job I was in osut which is bct and ait together

yeah theres some people that let the Army pick there mos which I think is retarded

they probably gave him some shiitty fueling job or something

is he still in?? whats his mos?

BrownThunder1 · 11-09-2009, 02:18 PM

brah I loved when my ex played with my balls! Idk about the nipples and Iv had period sex like four times lol

Santos you cant re enlist? And thats another reason I havent joined the Army or the USAF they want me to take a job that they want. Im all up to serve my country and what not but I rather do something that I will enjoy for 4-6 years than something that is going to make me want to kill myself in there.

GottaBeHUGE · 11-09-2009, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by FearlessMiscer

Apparently I'm weird because I like when girls play with my balls. I've been informed that its also strange for guys to like when girls play with their nipples which I also like.

I had period sex last night. It wasn't very enjoyable.

I love when my girl sucks on my nipple dude

BrownThunder1 · 11-09-2009, 02:24 PM

ever had your balls suck?? lol its the best. My ex did it when she was drunk and she never did it again

MTSainT · 11-09-2009, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by BrownThunder1

brah I loved when my ex played with my balls! Idk about the nipples and Iv had period sex like four times lol

Santos you cant re enlist? And thats another reason I havent joined the Army or the USAF they want me to take a job that they want. Im all up to serve my country and what not but I rather do something that I will enjoy for 4-6 years than something that is going to make me want to kill myself in there.

wtf why do they want to pick for you???

wtf

are most of there mos filled up so they want to give you one that need more bodys??

I can reenlist but idk if I want to man

GottaBeHUGE · 11-09-2009, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by BrownThunder1

ever had your balls suck?? lol its the best. My ex did it when she was drunk and she never did it again

ya dude best is getting your nuts sucks and grundle licked with a finger in the butt ( no homo )