Whats the most epic time ur dad stood up for you when you were a kid?

colt.45 · 11-07-2009, 02:58 PM

this one time I was at some community thing and there was a bunch of older kids taking balloons of the wall so I decided to take one too and then this 50 year-old doosh phag comes and clothes-lined me by the collar. My dad saw it and he through the fukker against the wall and told him he was gonna fukking kill him, my mom was trying to calm him down while he had him against the wall and I was like good job dad man. I was 8 or 9.

joeyv821 · 11-07-2009, 02:59 PM

when i raped my brother, and then i said my brother was the one who raped me. (no homo)

blizo843 · 11-07-2009, 03:00 PM

One time my dad beat me with his military belt because i told my computer teacher to suck my D

wifi · 11-07-2009, 03:04 PM

My dad (Harry) he's a cop and adopted me after my mom was killed in front of me, he saw that I was a little messed up in the head and like to kill things. Instead of putting me through psychiatric treatment, he taught me how to kill and get away with it. But he taught me a code, only to kill bad people, other murderers like myself. If it wasn't for him, I would be in jail or killing innocent people on the street.

ToningCh1ck · 11-07-2009, 03:05 PM

when i was 5 and waited in line for 2hrs to ride Batman at 6flags, the stupid worker said i was an inch too short to ride and had me stand and wait for my fam after they got off the ride. right before Batman started moving, my dad leaped out, grabbed me, and put me in the seat so i could ride. lulzzz

and semi related, in first grade, a second grader was picking on me on the bus, and my brother (in 4th grade) heard him and grabbed the kid's head and slammed it into the bus window and he started bleeding/crying. good times

whitesox3223 · 11-07-2009, 03:08 PM

he has been there since day one. through the good and the ugly.

seems so simple and un-epic but statistics would tell you otherwise

Daniepwils · 11-07-2009, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by wifi

My dad (Harry) he's a cop and adopted me after my mom was killed in front of me, he saw that I was a little messed up in the head and like to kill things. Instead of putting me through psychiatric treatment, he taught me how to kill and get away with it. But he taught me a code, only to kill bad people, other murderers like myself. If it wasn't for him, I would be in jail or killing innocent people on the street.

You have a hot sister!!!

Nefariousx1 · 11-07-2009, 03:10 PM

dad died when I was 15 and left me in charge of sh*t....that's as alpha as it gets imo lol

ToningCh1ck · 11-07-2009, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by whitesox3223

he has been there since day one. through the good and the ugly.

seems so simple and un-epic but statistics would tell you otherwise

that post made me smile. thats awesome

p.s. WHITE SOX FTW

Croatian_Lifter · 11-07-2009, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by wifi

My dad (Harry) he's a cop and adopted me after my mom was killed in front of me, he saw that I was a little messed up in the head and like to kill things. Instead of putting me through psychiatric treatment, he taught me how to kill and get away with it. But he taught me a code, only to kill bad people, other murderers like myself. If it wasn't for him, I would be in jail or killing innocent people on the street.

What up dexter

JL4LucidDream · 11-07-2009, 03:13 PM

Never.

kingLBJ · 11-07-2009, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Nefariousx1

dad died when I was 15 and left me in charge of sh*t....that's as alpha as it gets imo lol

/thread

Mr.Fab · 11-07-2009, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by whitesox3223

he has been there since day one. through the good and the ugly.

seems so simple and un-epic but statistics would tell you otherwise

^This.

-Kal-El- · 11-07-2009, 03:26 PM

I was like 7 at the time, and me and my dad were skiing in Colorado. We were just reaching the bottom of the mountain when all of a sudden some college aged snowboarder, who didn't know how to stop, decided it would be better to just jump over me and ended up hitting me in the head with his board which resulted in me being knocked out of my skis and flying a few feet. When I opened my eyes and started crying all I could see was my dad already out of his skis, throwing his gloves off, yelling at him, and making his way up towards the guy while he tried his best to apologize. Needless to say that dude was scared out of his mind, but luckily for that guy the snow patrol must have seen what happened and showed up before that guy got dealt with.

KMac636 · 11-07-2009, 03:31 PM

When i was like 15 skateboarding bunch of douches were yellin crap at me my dad went after all 12 of them and they actually took off. Another time cops were bothering me and my friends after some guy tried starting a fight with us {He was like 6 years older} and my dad went off on the cops and ended up arrested that night lol. My dad is alpha as **** though and has done alot more stuff for me

Jeremy90 · 11-07-2009, 03:31 PM

honestly cant think of anything

kingLBJ · 11-07-2009, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by joeyv821

when i raped my brother, and then i said my brother was the one who raped me. (no homo)

OMG my long lost brother

fenguin · 11-07-2009, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by wifi

My dad (Harry) he's a cop and adopted me after my mom was killed in front of me, he saw that I was a little messed up in the head and like to kill things. Instead of putting me through psychiatric treatment, he taught me how to kill and get away with it. But he taught me a code, only to kill bad people, other murderers like myself. If it wasn't for him, I would be in jail or killing innocent people on the street.

Repped, great show.

gharlow · 11-07-2009, 03:57 PM

It always bums me out when I read/hear stuff like this because I was never really close with my dad, he was a good father and provider but he never really showed any interest in anything I did.

I played travel hockey as a kid, and I always remembered hating when my dad would take me because it was way too much pressure for a kid to be under. All the other parents would be in the stands cheering for their kids and my father would literally pace back and forth, and as soon as I made any kind of mistake he would leave and sit in the car.

I got older and I understand him a little better now, but anything we ever did together it was because we both individually liked it. Even now, we go fishing together a good amount not to be together, but because we both like fishing.

Feels bad man.