Nobody can beat my ****ty life, try -details within-

[mrfister]

feet are falt = game over broski

[romapwr88]

Things would b better if u had a big cac... How big's ur cac?

[viiictor]

Alright, piece your life back slowly together then. Make some goals and achieve them. Enjoy.

EDIT: eg. new job within 2 weeks, make friend in job and go clubbing etc etc etc

EDITx2: go get a face to face sales person job. Easy to get and gives you priceless skills (from training and real world experience), and you are forced to chat with people...because it's your job. Good luck brah.

[matt297]

Skinny fat manlet = can be fixed = fix diet/posture
Never had a girlfriend = can be fixed = lower ur standards/maybe gay/go out and try
Unemployed = can be fixed = polish up the CV/apply for new jobs
Virgin = can be fixed = drunk bishes/hookers/rohypnol
Doesnt know how to french kiss = can be fixed = chat up line for dem drunk bishes?
No car or license = can be fixed = learn to drive once job secured/joyride
No more friends = can be fixed = internet/clubs/societies/via work/stalk
Unattractive = lucks out bro = pics to confirm/use cell-tech
Teeth are quite yellow and a bit crooked = can be fixed = toothbrush and dentist
Feet are flat = facepalm
Anti social = can be fixed = learn to be social/mix with people and it will come
Never been to a club = can be fixed = go to one dumbass,it aint rocket science
Don't go out (no money) = can be fixed = get job/go to free places/steal
Boring life = can be fixed = by fixing above/getting off lazy depressed ass




Edit: and in the red = can't be fixed

[paleozoic]

Originally Posted by matt297

Skinny fat manlet = can be fixed = fix diet/posture
Never had a girlfriend = can be fixed = lower ur standards/maybe gay/go out and try
Unemployed = can be fixed = polish up the CV/apply for new jobs
Virgin = can be fixed = drunk bishes/hookers/rohypnol
Doesnt know how to french kiss = can be fixed = chat up line for dem drunk bishes?
No car or license = can be fixed = learn to drive once job secured/joyride
No more friends = can be fixed = internet/clubs/societies/via work/stalk
Unattractive = lucks out bro = pics to confirm/use cell-tech
Teeth are quite yellow and a bit crooked = can be fixed = toothbrush and dentist
Feet are flat = facepalm
Anti social = can be fixed = learn to be social/mix with people and it will come
Never been to a club = can be fixed = go to one dumbass,it aint rocket science
Don't go out (no money) = can be fixed = get job/go to free places/steal
Boring life = can be fixed = by fixing above/getting off lazy depressed ass




Edit: and in the red = can't be fixed

jesus christ brah, you read all that shyt?


i stopped as skinny fat manlet

[pyro1284]

military.....

[mynemaborat]

trust me dude, you can turn all that around in a matter of months. you're only 21, that probably seems old if u compare yourself to school kids, but out in the real world you're young as ****. i know its stupid to just tell people who are depressed or whatever to just man up and go do it, its not that easy or simple. but just set yourself small goals, one at a time.
first get a job. anything. just to get money and get yourself up in the morning.
second, try and cultivate some friendships at work.
third, go out to clubs, even if you go by yourself, just get the **** out there.
after you've been a couple of times and you feel like u know the place and a bit comfortable, then just go up to an ugly group of chicks. they'll accept you, the ugly chicks will talk to anyone usually if you're nice, and odds are they'll be willing to make friends with any guy. bam, got a connection to a group of chicks. doesn't matter what they look like, as long as your in with a few of them, you'll meet other chicks / people. you just have to put yourself out there. its hard, but you've got your entire life ahead of you.

[Abyss]

No point in feeling sorry for yourself, its the worst thing a person can do and you continue to drown yourself in to misery. I went thorough the same thing a year and half back, but my simple advice to you is to keep your head up and start working on getting things right. You know God has been a good part of my life and the main reason why I also got on my feet, so its a suggestion to look for Gods guidance and help. Things dont come on a plate and I learned that the hard way, I realised once your over 18, your on your own, no more relying on nobody, everything is in your hands. So if you continue to not do nothing to fix your situation, then I am afraid nobody can help you and infact you pretty much deserve it for your self laziness. Either way, get cracking before you know it, your in your mid 20's and still the same.

[ColdSpire]

Pump it up!!!!

[mcxk]

dude u can turn ur life around

[Murakami_Haruki]

Originally Posted by -iceADDICT-

Age 21
Skinny fat manlet
Never had a girlfriend (has met girls, always awkward though) has been asked out many Times throughout school But turned down, always wanted the school hotty.
Unemployed (lost my job)
Virgin
Doesnt know how to french kiss
No car or license
No more friends since school (pretty much only had school friends)
Unattractive
Teeth are quite yellow and a bit crooked
Feet are flat
Anti social, (don't know how to hold conversations)
Never been to a club
Don't go out (no money)
Boring life

FML


Edit: and in the red

I feeling sorry for you because truly I think you have a potential for very good life. Because this, I will give you some advices for the things you say you have are bad.

skinny fat: you are on bodybuilding forum with many people who can teaching you to become fit!
no girlfriend: not always bad thing! Much better to have many girls for to do sex than to have one girlfriend only for sex!
virgin: this one bad. Sorry, I cannot help here. But everyone have at least one bad thing, so do not worry too much. But worry a little because sex is great thing.
No car: I do not have car either! In Japan make much use of subway and bus. Come to Japan, and I show you to how get around city!
No friends: make friends!
unattractive: get very cool sexy haircut and stylish clothes to make look better! Have good confident, and girl will not care as much about ugly face! No problem!
anti-social: read book about become friendly and make social!

[keels141]

Originally Posted by pyro1284

military.....

do it phaggot



edit: high-arched feet, u irked brah?

So high-arched the middle of my feet don't even touch the ground, the shoe store employees have never seen anything like it. You peeved brah?

[-click_here-]

get a p/t job
use money to pay for food and supplements
workout
spend free time in library just to be out of the house


In a few months when your body is better than most other guys you will have confidence in yourself. You'll not only look good but your self esteem will be boosted since you set out to do something and succeeded. Then you will know you can change anything else you dislike about your life.

[Haterade~]

u can fix most of that brah