ITT: things you thought when you were younger

[mynemaborat]

Originally Posted by vik_man

thought that sex was just 2 people rubbing against each other naked

its not brah?

[wifi]

i used to think that because girls didnt have penises that they couldn't hold their piss and that's the reason they wore tampons (srs)














and yeah the vag is real low, the first time i discovered that was when I actually first fingered a girl, I went down her pants and was like..... wtf where is it?? took me a sec but i found it... i then proceded to sloppily poke prod and mash, i had no idea what the fuk i was doin, she probably didn't enjoy it too much.....but i did

[nail3r]

I thought the toilet could tell if you ACTUALLY pissed, so i made a trickle sound in the water then flushed to fool the crafty veteran. HAHA!!

[Jeickel]

I thought babies are made from the food the father & mother eats, and they combine on the mother's stomach when they kiss.

wut

[seagull]

When I was in primary school, after trying to read a history book beyond my comprehension, I thought WWII was fought between the UK and France.

[vik_man]

Originally Posted by mynemaborat

its not brah?

wasn't aware of the penetration part

[Jeickel]

Originally Posted by seagull

When I was in primary school, after trying to read a history book beyond my comprehension, I thought WWII was fought between the UK and France.

I thought it was Japan nuking us Phil. I thought it was about that only. (VIP treatment so the azn-to-azn bullying was named WWII)

[IKI]

i thought adults were smart and knew everything.

[keels141]

I thought the white trails left by jets were how clouds were made

[Nodice123]

when my mom was too lazy to make me toast she said that we were all out of toast, all we had was bread. For the longest time I thought you had to buy toast lulz

[_ATHEIST_]

i put my tongue on the end of this adapter(while still plugged in) to see if it was still working. bad idea...

[halffttime]

Originally Posted by Anubis18

I thought that no one died unless they got shot or hit by a car or something. I still remember the day I found out that everyone dies when they get old, I nearly cried lol

[DaYang]

i use to watch winnie the pooh and they would always go under a tree to cool off... i could never figure out why they did it because it didnt help me when i tried it (grew up in florida)

[Dusan_GR]

i thought that people in their 20's are wholesome, satisfied people and that they know exactly what they want to do with their life.

now i'm in my 20's and i am pretty much far away from that. also the whole picture of grownups is destroyed as you get to realize they are not immaculate as you one thought they were. most of them are half-retards, actually

[JiuJitsuFighter]

I used to think that all cars even though they were rounded, eventually get squarish because the winds shape it squarish.. This was when cars started going from boxy to round.

[omen6]

awesome thread

[rwcaviar89]

I thought that sex was just people rubbin on eachother naked
I thought girls peed out their ass

Damn miss being that young...

[buster_hymen]

Because I don't recall ever not knowing or thinking any alternate from reality explanation of anything previously posted, I can only come up with 2 possible scenerios:

a) I have 0 long term memory and only remember what I knew from 13 on

b) You were all retarded children and I have always been smarter than the average person

[PathOhLife]

I thought that living to age old was rare and you must be one lucky mofo since people were dying everyday from car accidents and all things.

[Bryce.MacLaren]

having lots of reps would mean something....

[PathOhLife]

Originally Posted by buster_hymen

Because I don't recall ever not knowing or thinking any alternate from reality explanation of anything previously posted, I can only come up with 2 possible scenerios:

a) I have 0 long term memory and only remember what I knew from 13 on

b) You were all retarded children and I have always been smarter than the average person

c) you still think those things and seem to created your own reality.

[AtleastItried]

Originally Posted by buster_hymen

I have 0 long term memory and only remember what I knew from 13 on

This is me. My family moved all the time when I was younger, so I think I adapted by not forming friendships or remembering ****.

Couldn't tell you any of my teachers' names before I was about 12. Can't picture any of my friends' faces or remember their names. And certainly can't remember thinking any weird stuff like in this thread.

Actually makes me kinda jealous, lol.

[buster_hymen]

Originally Posted by AtleastItried

This is me. My family moved all the time when I was younger, so I think I adapted by not forming friendships or remembering ****.

Couldn't tell you any of my teachers' names before I was about 12. Can't picture any of my friends' faces or remember their names. And certainly can't remember thinking any weird stuff like in this thread.

Actually makes me kinda jealous, lol.

My post was serious even though it didn't sound like it. I have no memory of thinking anything that I don't already know now about every day occurances. I remember a few things from way back in the day, a couple friends, a couple teachers and a few random events, but not very much. I dunno brah.

[BlakRandy]

First time I ever went down on a chick I licked the hairy triangle above her flange. (Srs)

[neowolfe]

I thought marines were the most badass guys in the world, then I grew up and realized the army is way more bad ass in every way.

[UkChris93]

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...ghlight=things

[c0401]

I thought one of the ultraman villains was real and got very scurred and threw up.

Also I used to think that guns didn't really hurt anyone, and i fantasized about shooting hot chicks in the nipples in some sort of weird sadistic fantasy. strangely though i don't fap to bondage or anything like that.




wat?

[Mak3don3c]

Originally Posted by UkChris93

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...ghlight=things

bumped it for ya brah

[Mcfaol]

When I saw TV and it was all black/white, I fugured that the world back then was black and white and eventually colors where added to it, and so came color tv...

[fantasticoo]

Originally Posted by CaliiforniaLove

this.

that