Rant: My name is Korkusuz.... - Page 127

kvk1 · 11-05-2009, 02:18 PM

Mike & Ike? Swedish Fish? Laffy Taffy?

What is this the 1950s drive-in theater selection?

Go eat some Almond Joys or Butterfingers like normal people do.

kvk1 · 11-05-2009, 02:19 PM

GOD DAMMIT I hate being first on a new page.

Turco · 11-05-2009, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Turco

Holy crap. Mass shooting @ Ft Hood http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,572305,00.html

bump because kvk messed it up

therorschach · 11-05-2009, 02:22 PM

I am going to go out to the lobby and I am going to get myself some snacks.

demike · 11-05-2009, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by therorschach

I am going to go out to the lobby and I am going to get myself some snacks.

Chat it up with some females too, just keep it cool.

i.e. If a female has a certain brand of purse like Vera Bradley, say "Nice Vera Bradley purse."

Make sure you are right before you say it obviously, that is a good in to get her to talk about something she likes, then casual convo from there.

Turco · 11-05-2009, 02:29 PM

How about you just say "nice purse", instead of saying "nice Vera something or another" and possibly sound like a gay fashionbro.

therorschach · 11-05-2009, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by demike

Chat it up with some females too, just keep it cool.

i.e. If a female has a certain brand of purse like Vera Bradley, say "Nice Vera Bradley purse."

Make sure you are right before you say it obviously, that is a good in to get her to talk about something she likes, then casual convo from there.

1) how the fack am I supposed to recognize a "Vera Bradley" purse
2) there are no females in the lobby

darinaldi · 11-05-2009, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by kvk1

Mike & Ike? Swedish Fish? Laffy Taffy?

What is this the 1950s drive-in theater selection?

Go eat some Almond Joys or Butterfingers like normal people do.

Mike & Ike and Swedish Fish rock. Laffy Taffy and Almond Joy sucks balls.

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Originally Posted by darinaldi

winegums > all

ya rly

I couldn't have said it better.

kvk1 · 11-05-2009, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by demike

i.e. If a female has a certain brand of purse like Vera Bradley, say "Nice Vera Bradley purse."

Mike....mikey....dude.....

therorschach · 11-05-2009, 02:34 PM

I had to go home and change my pants. Now the pants I am wearing are too tight and is crushing my balls.

demike · 11-05-2009, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Turco

How about you just say "nice purse", instead of saying "nice Vera something or another" and possibly sound like a gay fashionbro.

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Originally Posted by therorschach

1) how the fack am I supposed to recognize a "Vera Bradley" purse
2) there are no females in the lobby

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Originally Posted by kvk1

Mike....mikey....dude.....

Ummmmm....nothing wrong with putting a little effort into knowing **** females like brahs, you show that you are interested and **** in what they like.

And I don't know what to tell ya about the no females in the lobby.

kvk1 · 11-05-2009, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by darinaldi

Almond Joy sucks balls.

Friendship: over.

Ctrainer · 11-05-2009, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by therorschach

I had to go home and change my pants. Now the pants I am wearing are too tight and is crushing my balls.

You should get a "tide-to-go" stick and put it in your desk....or was it a very big stain? Bigger than a baseball or more like a golf ball?

darinaldi · 11-05-2009, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by kvk1

Friendship: over.

It's just been revoked.

Amanda76 · 11-05-2009, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Turco

Holy crap. Mass shooting @ Ft Hood http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,572305,00.html

!!! My sister's ex is there...

Amanda76 · 11-05-2009, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Ctrainer

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=120143931

happening to a lot of people...did the same thing..

Glad I wasn't the only one with the logic I used to "make" it work. LOL

Tallbill · 11-05-2009, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Turco

Holy crap. Mass shooting @ Ft Hood http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,572305,00.html

****-tay

Tallbill · 11-05-2009, 03:24 PM

I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting, '13....13....13.' The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a small hole to peek through. I looked through to see what was going on...... Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick! Then they all started shouting '14....14....14'...

therorschach · 11-05-2009, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Ctrainer

You should get a "tide-to-go" stick and put it in your desk....or was it a very big stain? Bigger than a baseball or more like a golf ball?

Yeah, I should probably get one of those. I'm such a messy boy.

Striver · 11-05-2009, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Turco

Holy crap. Mass shooting @ Ft Hood http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,572305,00.html

Getting a lot of coverage over here.

We have 5 troops shot by Afghan police and then this goes and happens in America, you always have to go one step further!

Horrible stuff. I wonder what the hell the motivation was?

Striver · 11-05-2009, 04:33 PM

Shooter unofficially named as Malik Alal Hassam, a major. Very Muslim sounding name, I wonder if he was turned somehow?

Mindi911 · 11-05-2009, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by demike

Chat it up with some females too, just keep it cool.

i.e. If a female has a certain brand of purse like Vera Bradley, say "Nice Vera Bradley purse."

Make sure you are right before you say it obviously, that is a good in to get her to talk about something she likes, then casual convo from there.

That's got to be the gheyest thing you've ever said!

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Originally Posted by Turco

How about you just say "nice purse", instead of saying "nice Vera something or another" and possibly sound like a gay fashionbro.

Exactly....