1 bowl of french onion soup
1 philly cheesesteak
1 large deep dish pizza with pepperoni, sausage, green peppers, onions, and mushrooms
1 order of garlic bread
1 order of onion ring
10 cupcakes
1 chocolate cake
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Rofl god knows that would prolly be my final request as well (doubt I would have much of an appetite knowing I'd be eating only a few hours before being executed lol)
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Rofl god knows that would prolly be my final request as well (doubt I would have much of an appetite knowing I'd be eating only a few hours before being executed lol)
Did you see the two, one ordered a jar of dill pickles and the other ordered a ****ing flower tortilla and a glass of water....
I don't think I would have much of an appetite. Seems like the occasion would ruin the enjoyment.
Of course you would not have to worry about it for very long.
See, that's the thing though... Personally I'd eat as much **** as I could ****ing get.
That way when they fry me I **** all over the place and some poor **** has to clean it up.
I'd just order as much food as I could possibly consume until I ate myself to death like the guy in Se7en. This way I would die from a lethal injection of Ben & Jerry's or Popeye's rather than poison.
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I'd just order as much food as I could possibly consume until I ate myself to death like the guy in Se7en. This way I would die from a lethal injection of Ben & Jerry's or Popeye's rather than poison.
good luck to your family finding a mortician to deal with your bowels after you pass lol...
what has been seen...
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1 bowl of french onion soup
1 philly cheesesteak
1 large deep dish pizza with pepperoni, sausage, green peppers, onions, and mushrooms
1 order of garlic bread
1 order of onion ring
10 cupcakes
1 chocolate cake
lul thats the way. i would stuff my self so much i would spew all over the place when i died as a final revenge
lul thats the way. i would stuff my self so much i would spew all over the place when i died as a final revenge
make sure you get all 4 survivors
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Someone posted this a long time ago, kinda amusing, like:
Offender Information Barnes, Jr. Odell 998 03/01/2000 Justice, Equality, World Peace
or
Offender Information Teague, Jr. Delbert 849 09/09/1998 None. Last minute he decided to eat a hamburger at his Mother’s request.
On the old one one of the people wanted his last meal to go to a homeless person
I wonder what mine would be......
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I'd just order as much food as I could possibly consume until I ate myself to death like the guy in Se7en. This way I would die from a lethal injection of Ben & Jerry's or Popeye's rather than poison.
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Originally Posted by Bramble
lul thats the way. i would stuff my self so much i would spew all over the place when i died as a final revenge
Lol you guys raise a good point (about eating a ****load to create a huge, disgusting mess for the "executioners" to clean up after the deed was done). Assuming I could forget what was yet to come, and just eat normally like any other meal, I would have:
To ensure I got to try everything, I would have 2-3 bites of each item in order, from top to bottom, and then once everything was tasted, would go nuts stuffing my face til the food was backing up into my windpipe (ensuring a nice, explosive puking once I was fully electrocuted; my ideal execution method, to make for the biggest clean up of all haha).
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Nothing too fancy. Just caloric dense:
- 20 bananas
- 500g of peanut butter
- Cream of white chocolate
- Bread
Not that I would eat all of it, but what the hell? I don't think that many things are cheaper than bananas, peanut butter and bread =P
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Nothing too fancy. Just caloric dense:
- 20 bananas
- 500g of peanut butter
- Cream of white chocolate
- Bread
Not that I would eat all of it, but what the hell? I don't think that many things are cheaper than bananas, peanut butter and bread =P
Ohhh god, how could I forget good ol' pb? That's definitely added to the list.
And another final meal request I saw that literally made me el-oh-el was where some guy said he wanted nothing but unpopped popcorn (after finding out his execution was to be through the electric chair, as well lol)
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Ohhh god, how could I forget good ol' pb? That's definitely added to the list.
And another final meal request I saw that literally made me el-oh-el was where some guy said he wanted nothing but unpopped popcorn (after finding out his execution was to be through the electric chair, as well lol)
im surprised the guards are letting all them eat all that $hit for their last meal, its always been said when people die they $hit so, imagine being the rookie having to clean up the entire menu of McDonalds, talk about droppin some serious death bed heat. Moral of the story, don't get caught doin the crime.
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