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11-03-2009, 12:03 AM
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Two mice fell into a bucket of cream ...
The first mouse gave up and drown.
The second mouse swam until he churned the cream into butter and climbed out. Exhausted, but still alive.
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11-03-2009, 12:04 AM
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Partum Per Acerbitas
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Quote:
Originally Posted by who_mike_jones
The first mouse gave up and drown.
The second mouse swam until he churned the cream into butter and climbed out. Exhausted, but still alive.
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catch me if you can
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11-03-2009, 12:05 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by who_mike_jones
The first mouse gave up and drown.
The second mouse swam until he churned the cream into butter and climbed out. Exhausted, but still alive.
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Gentlemen, as of this moment, I am that second mouse.
Watched that movie twice in the last 2 days. WTF... can't change the channel.
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11-03-2009, 12:05 AM
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Go on...
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11-03-2009, 12:05 AM
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Then got eaten by a cat
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11-03-2009, 12:06 AM
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FROM BEHIND!?
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Was the last bit really necessary? Obviously it's exhausted, it just churned a bucket of milk into cream.
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11-03-2009, 12:06 AM
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edit: nvm
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11-03-2009, 12:06 AM
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Thats why I go to the gym, so that when one day im in that situation, my training will give me the ability to make butter
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11-03-2009, 12:07 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by IYIaYBe
Was the last bit really necessary? Obviously it's exhausted, it just churned a bucket of milk into cream.
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I churned milk into cream in 5th Grade for Colonial Day and that sh*t sucked.
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11-03-2009, 12:07 AM
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Mice dont know nothing about curning butter, that bish got lucky
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11-03-2009, 12:07 AM
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oh my james that was so beautiful, that mouse he struggled so hard he churned that cream into butter.
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11-03-2009, 12:09 AM
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and then one of them said
"I TOT I TAW A POOTY TAT!"
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11-03-2009, 12:11 AM
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the moral of the story is that you can churn mice into butter!
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11-03-2009, 12:14 AM
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deep_man?
is that you??
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